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re: My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker UPDATE pg 10

Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by The People
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Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:47 pm to
Call my buddy Acree. He can teach you the art of the "Troll Rip".

Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13681 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:56 pm to
I pictured Patel Brown as an cunning Indian chick blackmailing from afar.

Pastel just sounds like your local stripper.

Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30285 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:58 pm to
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Nanny goat? Either that’s a line from a movie or some kind of trucker lingo.

Yeah I say that tongue in cheek. I would assume I picked up that particular colloquialism amongst friends after copious amounts of alcohol was had. Probably somewhere in Claiborne Parish, Louisiana if I had to guess.

I definitely wouldn't suggest actual use of that description in real world situation. Not to say it can't be used at all. But it would be a very narrow set of circumstances.
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
1738 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:00 pm to
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Probably somewhere in Claiborne Parish, Louisiana if I had to guess.


They might bring out an actual goat lol
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12651 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

He cant go to the police for obvious reasons.


lol... it's absolutely what he should do. You really think the cops want to bust his dumbass for solicitation when they could go after someone for extortion?
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30285 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:04 pm to
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They might bring out an actual goat lol

Yeah that would not be an ideal situation. For most people anyway.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13664 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:04 pm to
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Sounds like a blessing in disguise.


Wife will probably think he set this up as a way to make her put out anyway and won’t believe it.
This post was edited on 4/24/21 at 10:27 pm
Posted by rumination
Member since Jan 2020
726 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:05 pm to
He shouldn't give any money.

He should probably try to block them on her facebook and his.

He should say they are likely a scammer with his info.

Maybe he shouldn't act afraid of them either. Just tell them his wife doesn't care. I hope he never mentioned about his personal life to them. What I mean is, I hope he didn't tell them his wife hasn't put out.
Posted by rumination
Member since Jan 2020
726 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:07 pm to
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lol... it's absolutely what he should do. You really think the cops want to bust his dumbass for solicitation when they could go after someone for extortion?


He should definitely mention this to them as well.

He should threaten them he will go to the police if they don't leave him, his wife, and work alone.

Then block them and move on with his life.

Don't make this mistake again unless he is ready to tell his wife or leave her.

Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:14 pm to
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I pictured Patel Brown as an cunning Indian chick blackmailing from afar.

Pastel just sounds like your local stripper.


Well, I'm gonna show my nerd here but the indian girls in Harry Potter were named patel. Along with a girl named "Lavender Brown".

$1000 says he/she is a potterhead.
This post was edited on 4/24/21 at 2:16 pm
Posted by potent357
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2010
4039 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:18 pm to
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I told him the chick is probably some dude from Zimbawbe who is just running a scam on dudes all over the country.
Well, did he pay her ans have sex with her or not? If he did, this this cannot be true. If he didn't then he did not really do anything to be extorted for. Pics of his wife?
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7868 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:19 pm to
You should probably call Craig James. I hear he's good at making hookers go away
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22494 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

the indian girls in Harry Potter were named patel.




Most of the Indian motel owners in America go by Patel. It's too widespread to simply be a family name. For some reason they adopt it when they immigrate.
This post was edited on 4/24/21 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Success
Member since Sep 2015
1728 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:33 pm to
Facebook is the ruin of alpha males.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
31942 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 2:45 pm to
I’m glad there aren’t a ton of people claiming this is just the OP hiding behind “his friend”.

I know almost no one on this board IRL but so know him and he definitely isn’t a married guy in Shreveport. Without saying too much he is a single guy out of state.

Pastel definitely took some photos of a cute OnlyFans girl and is catfishing/scamming your friend.
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
19995 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 3:00 pm to
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4430 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Depends on if you consider half of everything "much".
In Shreveport?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47540 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 3:01 pm to
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Fake. But I’ll listen

This isn't fake at all. About 5 yrs ago, A real live friend of mine(not a friend of a friend etc) had this happen from a hooker he met a hotel in Kenner. Same kind of shite. Got his real info and tracked him down. Hit him up for $300 cash to not tell his wife and post their chats on social media. He went and met her at the same lot and paid up.
Stupid married mfers need to keep that shite anonymous as frick.
This post was edited on 4/24/21 at 3:02 pm
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22494 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

They might bring out an actual goat lol
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Once you go goat...
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59761 posts
Posted on 4/24/21 at 3:09 pm to
Have a woman call pretending to be wife and threaten to call the cops.
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