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re: My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker UPDATE pg 10
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:49 pm to Tiguar
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:49 pm to Tiguar
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If this is serious and not a fake, ask a single buddy to take the fall.
Pretend nothing happened and if the wife brings it up, be like wtf and then later have a single buddy say yeah I was prankin you and gave the hooker your number, get prank'd
then talk with the wife about "yeah sure he was 'pranking' me lol what a loser"
done
You have never been married
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Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:49 pm to ThaKaptin
I am actually married now.
this is just the only remotely feasible option besides just owning it.
this is just the only remotely feasible option besides just owning it.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:51 pm to Tiguar
Deny til you die.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:04 pm to davyjones
My buddy says she sent him other pictures where she is naked. He has decided to send her $500 because she told him she will give him her incall address once he does. Someplace called Longview is where she lives. I have never heard of that. What are the chances he ends up robbed and/or dead?
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:07 pm to BayouCatFan
I appreciate his guts to go all in considering the blackmail attempt.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:12 pm to BayouCatFan
Your buddy is lost. Help him find the way.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:13 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:
My buddy says she sent him other pictures where she is naked. He has decided to send her $500 because she told him she will give him her incall address once he does. Someplace called Longview is where she lives. I have never heard of that. What are the chances he ends up robbed and/or dead?
If this is real he is fricked. That profile is fake, period. That profile claims to be a visiting escort and charging $200 an hour??? He is getting straight scammed the girl in the pictures is NOT who he is talking to.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:14 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:
My buddy says she sent him other pictures where she is naked. He has decided to send her $500 because she told him she will give him her incall address once he does. Someplace called Longview is where she lives. I have never heard of that. What are the chances he ends up robbed and/or dead?
This dude is a dumb frick. How’d he live this long?
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:15 pm to Obtuse1
Not only that, ain’t no booty worth $200/hr.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:16 pm to 777Tiger
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Not only that, ain’t no booty worth $200/hr.
Pay a lot more than that if you married. Sounds like a deal.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:17 pm to BayouCatFan
You and your "buddy" need to realize something:
this "girl" does not exist. I mean, the pictures are real, but he is talking to some dude using stolen pictures.
He will never find this girl. He will never find anyone related to this. Any address they give is fake.
No hooker over text is going to extort if they live in this country or have anything to lose because as soon as they push the MAD button, you go to the police and they go to federal pound me in the arse prison for wire fraud.
Do not send any money and tell them to go frick themselves.
this "girl" does not exist. I mean, the pictures are real, but he is talking to some dude using stolen pictures.
He will never find this girl. He will never find anyone related to this. Any address they give is fake.
No hooker over text is going to extort if they live in this country or have anything to lose because as soon as they push the MAD button, you go to the police and they go to federal pound me in the arse prison for wire fraud.
Do not send any money and tell them to go frick themselves.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:17 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:
My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker
quote:
According to him he has only had sex twice with his wife in the past five years, so he decided to try his luck with an escort.
He should be less concerned with what his wife will think at this point, and more concerned about securing his assets from the inevitable divorce that was coming, hooker or not.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:18 pm to BayouCatFan
Who the frick gives a real name to a hooker and who does business like that with their personal number? So much stupidity.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:31 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:He should be getting a divorce anyway. Tell her to frick off.
According to him he has only had sex twice with his wife in the past five years
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:40 pm to BayouCatFan
Hell playa if we talking about Longview TX here, they tell me there's a pretty decent stripper club there. Shut it all down with this imposter, ghost em I believe is what the kids call it these days. Then hightail it to the stripper club. Knock back a few shots to take the edge off, then choose a gal and do-si-do on back to the private room. After spending a few bucks, whisper sweet nothings in her ear, like "So who's gettin' off early tonight? I'm looking for a nanny goat to hang out with." Scratch nanny goat and replace with "friend" maybe.
It's a slightly better idea than that other thing, for damn sure. To hell with the stinginess of the wife. If it's really how you describe their marital romance situation, I wouldn't even feel bad one bit.
It's a slightly better idea than that other thing, for damn sure. To hell with the stinginess of the wife. If it's really how you describe their marital romance situation, I wouldn't even feel bad one bit.
This post was edited on 4/24/21 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:42 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:43 pm to Steadyhands
quote:
Who the frick gives a real name to a hooker
I always gi e a real name. Not mine obviously, but somebody's.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:43 pm to BayouCatFan
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If you've only had sex with your wife twice in the past 5 years then it doesn’t sound like paying off the hooker would be doing anything except delaying the inevitable.
Of course, this is probably all fake.
Covering my bases
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:46 pm to BayouCatFan
His only play here is to send EVERYONE he knows spam messages non stop for 2 days straight and then apologize to everyone about his phone being hacked. Hopefully he has an android phone so it'll be more believable.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 1:47 pm to davyjones
quote:
e "So who's gettin' off early tonight? I'm looking for a nanny goat to hang out with." Scratch nanny goat and replace with "friend" maybe.
Nanny goat? Either that’s a line from a movie or some kind of trucker lingo.
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