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re: That lengthy NIL thread a few weeks ago, started by some Auburn headcase said... - ThaKaptin
It's kind of like what what's his name said last year on his show that Saban warned everyone what was coming with SEVERAL things the past few years. Hurry up spread - Is this really what you want college football to be? Going as fast as possible to catch guys out of position instead of strategizi...
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re: Check in if your basketball team is #1 in the nation - ThaKaptin
Loving watching yall this year. No idea what OUR problem is (ego I'm guessing) but I think yall are consistent enough that I think yall can go all the way. :cheers:...
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re: LOOKS Like Caleb Williams to USCw, USCw QB jumps into portal - ThaKaptin
USC will definitely be in the playoff within 5 years, I predict as few as 3. Southern California is such a good recruiting tool in itself, it just needs a top flight coach to really nail down those top flight recruits....
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re: Check in if WWE just signed one of your players to a major NIL deal! (hint 4 SEC Schools) - ThaKaptin
[quote]I could get behind this but wcw>wwf[/quote] I'm gonna need Eric Bischoff to match this. Let's go NWO reboot!!!!! :lol:...
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re: Do you remember when everyone thought BOB would ruin the Alabama offense ? - ThaKaptin
I've thought the offense was pretty ok other than the O-Line this year. When you're o-line is bad, your offense is bad. Remember the late 90's and early 00's when we had great RB's and at least halfway decent QB's but couldnt do nearly enough with them because we could never put together an O-line t...
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re: This is how you eat crow - ThaKaptin
[quote]Only diehard Bama fans thought they were going to destroy UGA.[/quote] Hell, I'm one of those and I had given us up for chum. Barstool Sports had it right. Bama gaslit the entire country, including some of its fans. :lol:...
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re: Anti-Asian American hate incidents continue to skyrocket despite public awareness campaign - ThaKaptin
I will never understand how people are so stupid they actually believe that asian people are responsible for covid. Like, yes, it came from that part of the world. No the person you just stabbed had nothing to do with it. :casty:...
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re: Josh Duggar arrested for child porn - ThaKaptin
[quote]You mean to tell me the guy that molested his kid sisters possessed child porn, too?! I am shocked. [/quote] I thought it was his dad that diddled his sisters? Either way, the apple doesnt fall far from the tree it seems....
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re: Currently the most horrible person living - ThaKaptin
[quote]You've got one hell of an uphill trudge on this forum my friend. [/quote] Ive been trudging up this hill for 10 years. I'm convinced there is no peak. :lol: ETA: 11 years.... Jesus it's been that long since the plains burned. :casty:...
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re: Currently the most horrible person living - ThaKaptin
[quote]Yea - feels pretty intellectually dishonest to say if someone breaks in with a gun she’s not calling police You can think they are an overutilized resource without going full nonsense about it[/quote] It's amazing how this gets lost on folks that are only bumping their gums so they can ...
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re: 10 test subjects are dosed to be high on Marijuana and - ThaKaptin
As much as I love the stooges, they would get old after a while. I smoke daily and honestly, it hasnt given me the giggles in 20 years. :shrug: Sports on the other hand is much better. I pay as much attention to the game away from the ball than ON the ball. Especially basketball. Love watching th...
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re: How does Louisiana attract more white collar jobs? - ThaKaptin
[quote]Sir I live in my uptown bubble and have no idea what you’re talking about[/quote] :lol: I live in rural alabama. We really arent much better. Just fewer swamp rats. ...
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re: How does Louisiana attract more white collar jobs? - ThaKaptin
[quote]How does Louisiana attract more white collar jobs?[/quote] Stop being one of the poorest shite hole states in the country? That would be a good start....
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re: Currently the most horrible person living - ThaKaptin
[quote]police were created in the American South to track down runaway slaves[/quote] Police? no. County Sherriff? yes...
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re: Still don’t understand how people consume Bud Light - ThaKaptin
[quote]low in carbs that has more flavor, suggestions? [/quote] Miller lite has 1 more calorie than Ultra. Never forget the bobble head commercial. :lol:...
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re: Still don’t understand how people consume Bud Light - ThaKaptin
I'm a miller lite guy if im drinking piss beer. Bud light doesnt taste bad at all imo. The headache it brings is why I swore it off. Bud select actually tastes pretty good for piss beer but it's headache is worse than the bud light. When I'm drinking for taste it's Heineken, Stella, or Samuel Smi...
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re: My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker UPDATE pg 10 - ThaKaptin
[quote]I pictured Patel Brown as an cunning Indian chick blackmailing from afar. Pastel just sounds like your local stripper.[/quote] Well, I'm gonna show my nerd here but the indian girls in Harry Potter were named patel. Along with a girl named "Lavender Brown". $1000 says he/she is a pot...
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re: My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker UPDATE pg 10 - ThaKaptin
[quote]If this is serious and not a fake, ask a single buddy to take the fall. Pretend nothing happened and if the wife brings it up, be like wtf and then later have a single buddy say yeah I was prankin you and gave the hooker your number, get prank'd then talk with the wife about "yeah sure ...
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re: My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker UPDATE pg 10 - ThaKaptin
[quote]Everybody knows in a legit situation like this all they do is simply ask the would-be john straight up if he's a cop. He's required to tell 'em if so. State law.[/quote] Not always how it works. Girl I dated from Sammie's in birmingham's roomate hooked. She was probably an OT7. Not beautif...
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re: My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker UPDATE pg 10 - ThaKaptin
[quote]Bluff and say he'll take a charge while also turning her in for prostitution and now extortion if she doesn't frick off. [/quote] This would be the correct answer except that she/he is likely using a prepaid phone and there will be no way to identify her. I'm with the guy that said call...
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