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My Buddy Got A BJ From A Black Dude Pretending To Be Kathy Ireland's Half-Sister

Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:49 am
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:49 am
This happened way back in 1989 and I promised my friend Greg, to never tell this story, but its been 32 years and its just too funny not to tell the OT.

My buddy and I were seniors in high school and he spent all his time at Gold's Gym working out. One day a guy approached him who told him he was the bodyguard of a model who liked his look and wanted my friend to do a photo shoot with her. Greg thought this was cool and asked to meet the model.

Info is exchanged and Greg goes to meet the model. After some discussion he learns the model is Kathy Ireland's half-sister and Donald Trump's niece. Greg is fascinated with the model as she tells him he is going to be the next Calvin Klein model.

He starts going to the models house nearly every night to find out more about his upcoming photo shoot which is to take place in the Bahamas. He does see some red flags though. For example, the model looks black but was told she just goes tanning a lot. His mom also called the Ford Modeling Agency in NYC, but they had never heard of the model going by the name Shannon Ireland.

One day at school he is bragging to all of his friends that the model has been giving him blowjobs. Unfortunately, the model kept breaking promises so Greg stopped going to her home and we forgot all about it.

Two years I am in college at the Univ of Arizona and Greg is at Colorado State. I get a call from Greg who is freaking out. Turns out the model was in the news for being arrested for pretending to be a teenage girl and had enrolled herself in a local high school. Had even made the cheerleading squad. The only problem was that the girl was actually a 28 year old black dude. He was caught because teachers started to notice this girl had a 5 o'clock shadow.

A couple months later the model and its story made an appearance on the Sally Jessie Raphael Show. His real name is Charles Doughtery and he has become very infamous in Colorado Springs. Over the years he has scammed hundreds of thousands of dollars from people wanting to hire her as a model. It has been arrested several times. Kathy Ireland has even had to have a cease and desist letter sent to force him to stop using her name. Meanwhile my poor buddy is still trying to forget he got his dick sucked by some black dude pretending to be Kathy Ireland's half-sister.



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Video of the model

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Posted by BunkieWrench
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:50 am to
Thread title of the year nominee.
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Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
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Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:51 am to
quote:

Pretending To Be Kathy Ireland's Half-Sister
Posted by gadknot
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:51 am to
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My Buddy Got A BJ From A Black Dude Pretending To Be Kathy Ireland's Half-Sister
This happened way back in 1989 and I promised my friend Greg, to never tell this story, but its been 32 years and its just too funny not to tell the OT.



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Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:51 am to
That's rape.
Posted by High C
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:51 am to
quote:

promised my friend Greg, to never tell this story,


What a friend you are.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29360 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:52 am to
First off, kudos to you for posting links to back up this story.

Second, your friend is a jack arse. You should laugh at him any time you can and bring this up as often as you can.
Posted by Issa Honk
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Posted by LSUJML
BR
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:52 am to
quote:

One day a guy approached him who told him he was the bodyguard of a model


News clip says this guy is also a private investigator
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:52 am to
The OT is on fire today
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:53 am to
So, you’re not a man who keeps his word.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:53 am to
Is this the same buddy that was scammed by the hooker?
Posted by WhuckFistle
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:53 am to
Not my worst fap.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:53 am to
quote:

I get a call from Greg who is freaking out. Turns out the model was in the news for being arrested for pretending to be a teenage girl and had enrolled herself in a local high school.

Greg probably should have kept this to himself and prayed none of the people he had bragged to see the story.

That is a great story though. *If you're not Greg
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:54 am to

haha, I remember that story.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:54 am to
Hell of a story.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:56 am to
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BayouCatFan


I assumed you were too busy being murdered to post this kind of bullshite.
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Member since Jul 2009
48313 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:56 am to
Doesn't matter got bj
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