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re: My Buddy Got A BJ From A Black Dude Pretending To Be Kathy Ireland's Half-Sister
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:02 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:02 pm to BayouCatFan
Let the guy who hasn’t gotten a hummer from a black guy pretending to be a super model with Nordic features 1/2 sister cast the first stone.
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:08 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
quote:Why take a juicy story like this to the grave?
So today your life has been threatened by a Mexican drug cartel ninja and you’ve dropped this story on us?
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:09 pm to BayouCatFan
if he was a real "buddy" he would have gotten 2 and came home and gave you one.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:15 pm to BayouCatFan
And just like that, I feel better about my sex history
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:31 pm to BayouCatFan
You put a lot of effort into your bullshite story.
But none of this happened.
But none of this happened.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:33 pm to BayouCatFan
Did he spit or swallow?
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:35 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:
Meanwhile my poor buddy is still trying to forget he got his dick sucked by some black dude pretending to be Kathy Ireland's half-sister
Oh, I bet he spends a few minutes remembering it every now and again.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:36 pm to BayouCatFan
I mean…you gotta give him credit
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:40 pm to BayouCatFan
I bet “she” sucked a mean dick if he was able to ignore the fact that “she’s” clearly a dude.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:44 pm to RobbBobb
quote:
You put a lot of effort into your bullshite story.
But none of this happened.
Believe what you want. Doesnt bother me either way.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:16 pm to BayouCatFan
thanks a lot pal! you swore to me that you'd never tell this to anyone 
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:44 pm to BayouCatFan
1) I don't believe that you are 50 years old.
2) The tranny was 25 years old in 1989, had only worked one day is his life as a dishwasher, and was able to afford a supermodel's house and a bodyguard with a Gold's membership? Her bodyguard said she was working as a cheerleader in 1989.
So the information from your link means Greg either:
a) Never met the bodyguard, because he wasn't employed in Spring of 1989.
b) Never went to her house in Fall of 1989, because she was on a semi-pro team cheerleader, and not meeting with Greg at night due to practices and games, also destroying her story as a supermodel.
So, that means Greg had to have met her in Spring 1989 while he was still in high school, through a bodyguard that didn't exist at that time.
2) The tranny was 25 years old in 1989, had only worked one day is his life as a dishwasher, and was able to afford a supermodel's house and a bodyguard with a Gold's membership? Her bodyguard said she was working as a cheerleader in 1989.
quote:
was Storme's bodyguard for ten months back in 1989 and 1990
So the information from your link means Greg either:
a) Never met the bodyguard, because he wasn't employed in Spring of 1989.
quote:
He starts going to the models house nearly every night
b) Never went to her house in Fall of 1989, because she was on a semi-pro team cheerleader, and not meeting with Greg at night due to practices and games, also destroying her story as a supermodel.
So, that means Greg had to have met her in Spring 1989 while he was still in high school, through a bodyguard that didn't exist at that time.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:46 pm to BayouCatFan
Damnit this is the kind of content I come to the OT for.
Well done sir.
Well done sir.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:48 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:You have been on a streak lately, that is for sure.
BayouCatFan
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:51 pm to BayouCatFan
I think it’s safe to say I didn’t expect this thread title when I opened up the site. Well done
I’ll add a story. My late Uncle Paul went to Vegas for the premiere of Casino. DeNiro, Sharon Stone, and Pesci were there. My uncle went and gave a hug to Sharon Stone. Unfortunately, it really wasn’t them. It was a man in drag who looked like her. So my uncle hugged a trans.
I’ll add a story. My late Uncle Paul went to Vegas for the premiere of Casino. DeNiro, Sharon Stone, and Pesci were there. My uncle went and gave a hug to Sharon Stone. Unfortunately, it really wasn’t them. It was a man in drag who looked like her. So my uncle hugged a trans.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:52 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:
Meanwhile my poor buddy is still trying to forget he got his dick sucked by some black dude pretending to be Kathy Ireland's half-sister.
He might realize it but he has a hell of a conversation starter
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:54 pm to BayouCatFan
meh... what's done is done. Move on. It's not gay if you're not the one sucking dick. 
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:55 pm to Pisco
quote:
My uncle went and gave a hug to Sharon Stone. Unfortunately, it really wasn’t them. It was a man in drag who looked like her. So my uncle hugged a trans.
I am surprised he doesn’t have aids now. At work we call that a near miss
Posted on 6/22/21 at 4:34 pm to BayouCatFan
People need glasses apparently
Posted on 6/22/21 at 5:25 pm to madamsquirrel
No ms squirrel, just no.
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