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re: Millennial and under baws: what’s the craziest boomer advice you’ve heard?

Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by Decisions
Member since Mar 2015
1639 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:47 pm to
Money isn’t everything. --always said by a rich dude with a paid off house and cushy job

You just need to pick a woman. Have some kids. Don’t worry about divorce or affordability. —always said by the worst fools who wouldn’t stand a chance in the modern dating scene and probably weren’t great parents
Posted by DerkaDerka
Member since Jul 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:48 pm to
be yourself” has to be the worst advice in the history of dating advice, and it was a staple of older friends and relatives, especially females.

Yup
Posted by jodyHighroller
TD Premium Member
Member since Apr 2016
724 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:48 pm to
Mid 00’s my boomer dad could not understand that you didn’t need to go to the library to study.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16987 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:14 pm to
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"$50,000 a year is a good salary"


they don't seem to understand that $100k is the new $50k
Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
7927 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:35 pm to
Yes it is.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
5083 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:39 pm to
Here is some boomer advice, if you are worried about what old people are saying you are a pussy. Suck it up.
We tell you these things because ya'll are dumb as frick.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35877 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:26 pm to
If you show loyalty to the company, the company will show loyalty to you.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
26316 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:30 pm to
If you’d listened to your uncle, you might not find yourself so beholden to your employer that you can’t take 4 weeks off in a year.
Posted by Trapped in time
Member since Mar 2023
603 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

Fareplay, they just want some who won’t take no for an answer”


Read this as “foreplay, they just want someone who won’t take no for an answer” before noticing user name.

Does seem like millennial advice
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
23364 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:47 pm to
"Why do you need student loans? Just get a summer job"

Well Uncle, when you went to school it was $15 a credit hour at a public university. Its now $553 instate and $1500 out of state.

Average cost to attend next year at Alabama is $43k per year outstate so no, I won't be able to cover my tuition making $20 an hour over the summer.

Most adults wont make $43k over the summer in the prime of their careers.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
14047 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:50 pm to
Gen X here but this is one ALL older generations tell younger generations...

"You can be anything you want to be".

No the hell you can't LOL....can 1/1000th of the human population make a living in the NBA as a player????? Hell no. What is there, 2, maybe 3 presidents per generation, if that??? You can't be anything you want to be....if you're lucky you will be something that doesn't destroy your will to live. I bet in the history of the human race no child has ever responded "accountant" when asked what they want to be when they grow up, yet there is a massive number of accountants in the world and most of them seem more or less satisfied with their lot in life....get the frick out of here with the "be anything you want to be bullshite"....
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
26316 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:51 pm to
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Average cost to attend next year at Alabama is $43k per year outstate


Why would anyone not getting substantial scholarship attend Alabama as an OOS student? There had to be a similar in state school where you are from.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13761 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

I'm Gen X but supposedly boomers told them to stop buying the avocado toast so they can afford a house.


You laugh but it all adds up.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41549 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

For their generation, that was true.


The draft ended in Dec 1972. To even have a shot at getting draft, you have to have been born in November 1954 or earlier.

So half of the time range of boomers never had to worry about a draft.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
138978 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:55 pm to
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Average cost to attend next year at Alabama is $43k per year outstate
I think I see your problem.




Not the $43k per year .... but Ala-friggin-Bama


Posted by RedlandsTiger
Greenwell Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2008
3194 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

"$50,000 a year is a good salary"


I Back-In-the-Woods Louisiana.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
26316 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

You laugh but it all adds up.


27 bucks a day = 10,000 a year.

That’s a couple of coffees and lunch.
Posted by Furlong the Red
My Castle,TX
Member since Dec 2022
829 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

"You have to have a college degree to be successful"


Was coming to about to post exactly this.

Interestingly, most of the same people have memory-holed ever saying such a thing.
This post was edited on 2/3/26 at 3:00 pm
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41549 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:59 pm to
quote:


I'm Gen X but supposedly boomers told them to stop buying the avocado toast so they can afford a house.


quote:


You laugh but it all adds up.


Yes, if you stop spending $5 a day on something frivolous you will be able to afford the average American home.............in about 150 years.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
23364 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 3:00 pm to
Wouldn't want an impressionable young scholar to be subjected to losing to Bama every year by shipping them to Baton Rouge so...

Of course when I was at Bama we didnt beat AU or LSU and TN was putting it on us pretty regularly so I guess things do change over time
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