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re: Men are undergoing a radical and expensive surgery to grow anywhere from 3 to 6 inches

Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:23 pm to
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:23 pm to
5’ 8” checking in here. My low center of gravity is a bonus.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28708 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:35 pm to
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I’m over 50 and I would still gladly give up my left hand if I could miraculously (not a $75k surgery) wake up and be 6’ tall.
Your left hand is worth less than $75k?
Posted by Millivanilli
Member since Mar 2020
69 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:35 pm to
I’m short but no way in hell I’d undergo something like that. Especially since nothing else will be proportional.
So they basically turn into a slightly taller, but definitely goofier looking insecure short guy
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3711 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:39 pm to
They’re still manlets on the inside.
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
1075 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:40 pm to
This height supremacy stuff seems to be exacerbated by dating apps.

These short kings just need to do it like we did in the olden days and charm the pants off girls at parties while they're drunk then close it out with a date after they're already in the door.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:43 pm to
I think that’s considered rape now
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49275 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:49 pm to
Pretty sure South Park already did an episode on this

Posted by McVick
Member since Jan 2011
4467 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:52 pm to
It really must suck being a short man in America. Glad I don't have that problem.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57221 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:02 pm to
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Men are undergoing a radical and expensive surgery to grow anywhere from 3 to 6 inches


Sign me up!


quote:

he paid $75,000 for the agonizing privilege of having his legs surgically lengthened.


Nevermind.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28708 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:02 pm to
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Pretty sure South Park already did an episode on this
Oh you want a negroplasty
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118778 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:03 pm to
frick that.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:07 pm to
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This height supremacy stuff seems to be exacerbated by dating apps.


What's funny is it seems like short women built like linebackers seem to have this arbitrary height requirement.

But if you say her weight should begin with a 1, oh hell no. Can't have that.
Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
1887 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:08 pm to
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I’m the reverse and it’s equally cruel. 5’8 with a kickstand


That’s infinitely better than 6’3 tiny dick
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32453 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:15 pm to
I’m short, but I’m not insecure enough to go through all that bullshite just to be a little less short
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90614 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:19 pm to
Glad Im naturally 6’6
Posted by 33inNC
Charlotte, NC
Member since Mar 2011
4987 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:24 pm to
5'9", y'all can all kiss my arse if you think taller means better.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30259 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:30 pm to
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They say it because they’ve heard other women say that shite on social media. It’s like their aversion to the word “moist”. All manufactured.


This is so damm true. Every woman that I've met my age hates this word. Our parents thought nothing of it.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:35 pm to
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OH! I thought they were adding inches where it matters.
Posted by pelicanpride
Houston
Member since Oct 2007
1299 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:41 pm to
I’m a woman, and I didn’t know male height was apparently such a big thing until the internet started telling me that 5-10 years ago. Most women just want a guy taller than them. Even if you are 5-9, that’s still the large majority of women. I really think this dude is going to be disappointed to find that extra 3 inches in height does virtually nothing for him. He likely has a confidence problem, which is what he should work on.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 9:50 pm to
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I’m a woman, and I didn’t know male height was apparently such a big thing until the internet started telling me that 5-10 years ago. Most women just want a guy taller than them. Even if you are 5-9, that’s still the large majority of women. I really think this dude is going to be disappointed to find that extra 3 inches in height does virtually nothing for him. He likely has a confidence problem, which is what he should work on.
Could be another Walt alter…..

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