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Men are undergoing a radical and expensive surgery to grow anywhere from 3 to 6 inches
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:53 pm
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That John is on his feet at all is impressive—and probably foolish—considering that only eight months prior, he was five feet eight and a half. Back in September, he paid $75,000 for the agonizing privilege of having his legs surgically lengthened. That entailed having both his femurs broken, and adjustable metal nails inserted down their centers. Each nail is made of titanium, which is both flexible and sturdy, like bone, and about the size of a piccolo. The nails were extended one millimeter every day for about 90 days via a magnetic remote control. Once the broken bones heal, ta-da: a newer, taller John.
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With a procedure like this, there are, of course, some caveats. All the height gain obviously comes from your legs, so your proportions can look a little weird, especially when you’re naked. Also, the recovery can be long and taxing. When we meet, the bones in John’s legs are not yet fully healed, and a small section of his right femur is still a little soft, like al dente spaghetti; the smallest stumble could snap a bone in two. And it’s especially dangerous since he’s a big guy, over 200 pounds.
Then there’s the pain, which is relentless, ambient.
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But male height, particularly the absence of it, is one of the last social stigmas, as if the new rules of body positivity fail to apply vertically. Short guys aren’t so much discriminated against as they are precluded from stuff: like dating certain taller people, or making your frosh-soph basketball team. According to a 2009 study of Australian men, short guys make less money than their taller peers (about $500 a year per inch); are less likely to climb the corporate ladder (according to one survey, the average height of a male Fortune 500 CEO is six feet); and, for the cis and straight among us, have fewer romantic opportunities with women
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Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:54 pm to RLDSC FAN
Hell, I can do that and I’ll I have to see is a pair of jugs
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:54 pm to RLDSC FAN
God dammit. Opened this thread hoping to make my dick longer.
Being 6'3 with a baby dick is cruel. God hates me.
Being 6'3 with a baby dick is cruel. God hates me.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:55 pm to RLDSC FAN
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grow anywhere from 3 to 6 inches
I thought this was going somewhere different.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:55 pm to RLDSC FAN
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That entailed having both his femurs broken, and adjustable metal nails inserted down their centers. Each nail is made of titanium, which is both flexible and sturdy, like bone, and about the size of a piccolo. The nails were extended one millimeter every day for about 90 days via a magnetic remote control. Once the broken bones heal, ta-da: a newer, taller John.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 pm to mikelbr
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God dammit. Opened this thread hoping to make my dick longer.
Being 6'3 with a baby dick is cruel. God hates me.
I’m the reverse and it’s equally cruel. 5’8 with a kickstand
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 pm to RLDSC FAN
Lol $75k. Got my 6’5” for free.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 pm to RLDSC FAN
I’m over 50 and I would still gladly give up my left hand if I could miraculously (not a $75k surgery) wake up and be 6’ tall.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:00 pm to James11111
5'11 here. I can't believe someone would pay 75K and go thru excruciating pain to be my height
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:00 pm to MAXtheTIGER
It’s not long but it’s skinny
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:03 pm to RLDSC FAN
Seems like wearing wrassler elevator boots would be a hell of a lot cheaper and less painful...
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:04 pm to RLDSC FAN
Imagine that all this time I thought the movie Gattaca was fiction. Who knew.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:04 pm to RLDSC FAN
OH! I thought they were adding inches where it matters.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:05 pm to Sun God
I always worried my son would take after my hobbit sized wife. I thanked little 8lb 6oz baby Jesus when he reached 6’ in 9th grade.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:09 pm to RLDSC FAN
I’m going the other way. Was 6’-2” but now 6’-1”. Spine is compressing with age…
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:10 pm to trilambdaexpression
quote:No, it literally means not retarded. That’s how easy it easy it is to get laid
Is not retarded a euphemism for rich these days?
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:14 pm to mikelbr
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Being 6'3 with a baby dick is cruel
One of my coworkers loves to tell people that his looks 6 inches long, but smells like a foot.
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