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Men are undergoing a radical and expensive surgery to grow anywhere from 3 to 6 inches

Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:53 pm
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51489 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:53 pm
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That John is on his feet at all is impressive—and probably foolish—considering that only eight months prior, he was five feet eight and a half. Back in September, he paid $75,000 for the agonizing privilege of having his legs surgically lengthened. That entailed having both his femurs broken, and adjustable metal nails inserted down their centers. Each nail is made of titanium, which is both flexible and sturdy, like bone, and about the size of a piccolo. The nails were extended one millimeter every day for about 90 days via a magnetic remote control. Once the broken bones heal, ta-da: a newer, taller John.

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With a procedure like this, there are, of course, some caveats. All the height gain obviously comes from your legs, so your proportions can look a little weird, especially when you’re naked. Also, the recovery can be long and taxing. When we meet, the bones in John’s legs are not yet fully healed, and a small section of his right femur is still a little soft, like al dente spaghetti; the smallest stumble could snap a bone in two. And it’s especially dangerous since he’s a big guy, over 200 pounds.

Then there’s the pain, which is relentless, ambient.


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But male height, particularly the absence of it, is one of the last social stigmas, as if the new rules of body positivity fail to apply vertically. Short guys aren’t so much discriminated against as they are precluded from stuff: like dating certain taller people, or making your frosh-soph basketball team. According to a 2009 study of Australian men, short guys make less money than their taller peers (about $500 a year per inch); are less likely to climb the corporate ladder (according to one survey, the average height of a male Fortune 500 CEO is six feet); and, for the cis and straight among us, have fewer romantic opportunities with women


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Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:54 pm to
Hell, I can do that and I’ll I have to see is a pair of jugs
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47463 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:54 pm to
God dammit. Opened this thread hoping to make my dick longer.

Being 6'3 with a baby dick is cruel. God hates me.
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
11533 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:55 pm to
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grow anywhere from 3 to 6 inches


I thought this was going somewhere different.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29032 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:55 pm to
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44726 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:55 pm to
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That entailed having both his femurs broken, and adjustable metal nails inserted down their centers. Each nail is made of titanium, which is both flexible and sturdy, like bone, and about the size of a piccolo. The nails were extended one millimeter every day for about 90 days via a magnetic remote control. Once the broken bones heal, ta-da: a newer, taller John.


Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51489 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:57 pm to
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4652 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:57 pm to
6-1 checking in.
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
983 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 pm to
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God dammit. Opened this thread hoping to make my dick longer.

Being 6'3 with a baby dick is cruel. God hates me.


I’m the reverse and it’s equally cruel. 5’8 with a kickstand
Posted by Jobin
Member since May 2009
3472 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 pm to
Lol $75k. Got my 6’5” for free.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 pm to
I’m over 50 and I would still gladly give up my left hand if I could miraculously (not a $75k surgery) wake up and be 6’ tall.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51489 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:00 pm to
5'11 here. I can't believe someone would pay 75K and go thru excruciating pain to be my height
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:00 pm to
It’s not long but it’s skinny
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
1051 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:03 pm to
Seems like wearing wrassler elevator boots would be a hell of a lot cheaper and less painful...
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24495 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:04 pm to
Imagine that all this time I thought the movie Gattaca was fiction. Who knew.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
20377 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:04 pm to
OH! I thought they were adding inches where it matters.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17770 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:05 pm to
I always worried my son would take after my hobbit sized wife. I thanked little 8lb 6oz baby Jesus when he reached 6’ in 9th grade.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
11794 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:09 pm to
I’m going the other way. Was 6’-2” but now 6’-1”. Spine is compressing with age…
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:10 pm to
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Is not retarded a euphemism for rich these days?
No, it literally means not retarded. That’s how easy it easy it is to get laid
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11127 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:14 pm to
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Being 6'3 with a baby dick is cruel


One of my coworkers loves to tell people that his looks 6 inches long, but smells like a foot.
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