re: Man with micropenis is threatening to sue his wife for revealing his secret on Reddit

Posted by Chad504boy

4 posts

Member since Feb 2005

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:18 pm to SEClint

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Especially if knowing..on soft, you are bigger than some guys will ever be on hard.

so how big is your flaccid penis SEClint? AFAF

Posted by ksayetiger

Centenary Gents

Member since Jul 2007

70467 posts

Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:20 pm to BottomlandBrew

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On one hand

Iswyd

Enormous Penis a cappella (Da Vinci's Notebook)

Posted by Ron Popeil

Mississippi coast or Fairgrounds

Member since Nov 2018

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:20 pm to SEClint

Posted by Gatorbait2008

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:20 pm to 777Tiger

My friend said Jelqing works but I hear bad side effects.

Posted by Triple Bogey

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:23 pm to Gatorbait2008

I got told by a stripper one time that I had a "very average sized penis." She was prolly just feeding me bullshite, but I'm gonna choose to believe her.

Posted by GRTiger

On a roof eating alligator pie

Member since Dec 2008

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:37 pm to SPEEDY

I assume it's 1.25 inches hard (not sure why the wife would care about flaccid size). I'm annoyed I can't find a ruler to measure my pinky as a reference. Poor guy.

He needs to get a 10 inch replacement and bang all her friends and family.

Posted by The Dozer

H-Town

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:44 pm to SPEEDY

The term “micropenis” makes me giggle every time.

Posted by Cousin Key

Member since Dec 2017

995 posts

Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:49 pm to Boo Krewe

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Boo Krewe

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So um, is a micro a dealbreaker for most women?? what is 3 inches considered? Urologists have said surgery isn't recommended, there are side effects.

There is no way in hell you are a real person.

Your shtick is consistent though. I'll give you that.

Posted by BamaAlum02

Huntsville, AL

Member since Nov 2005

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:18 pm to SPEEDY

At least she won't complain about it hurting when he plays the back 9.

Posted by Esquire

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:20 pm to Cheese Grits

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Missing body parts (like not disclosing a leg was missing and concealing it with a dress)

Anybody who falls for this deserves it.

Posted by blueridgeTiger

Granbury, TX

Member since Jun 2004

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:23 pm to Ron Popeil

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I take mine out on the first date to test the waters.

Posted by Supermoto Tiger

Baton Rouge

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:24 pm to DavidTheGnome

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micropenis is inch 1/4 long

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Flaccid or erect?

Does it matter?? You ain't doing anything with either!

Posted by Sid E Walker

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Member since Nov 2013

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:36 pm to Supermoto Tiger

Dude should’ve just joined the priesthood so he wouldn’t have to show it to anyone.

Posted by chalmetteowl

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Member since Jan 2008

55340 posts

Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:48 pm to TH03

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She was going to be highly disappointed, dissatisfied, and cheat anyways. Which I wouldn't blame her for.

I would. She's still a bitch. You're marrying the man, not his dick, and I'm sure he wishes it was bigger too.

Posted by Open Dore Policy

The Commodore State

Member since Oct 2012

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:05 pm to BottomlandBrew

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On one hand I feel for the guy. He was dealt a shitty hand, or rather penis.

On the other hand, he should have let her know. Sex is an important part of marriage. You can't just spring that on someone after the fact.

I don't think he needs both hands.

Posted by SEClint

New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR

Member since Nov 2006

49487 posts

Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:20 pm to Chad504boy

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so how big is your flaccid penis SEClint? AFAF

More than guy's full on rager in OP. I'd probably be mad and wanting to sue everyone else too tbh.

You dont get any..and then, when you watch porn you probably feel cheated.

This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 3:33 pm

Posted by Scoop

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:33 pm to SPEEDY

This guy wanting to sue must have never heard of the Streisand Effect.

Posted by Cheese Grits

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Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:37 pm to Esquire

To be fair, in Victorian England things were pretty covered up most of the time. How would you know. I mean look at this pic and tell me how you would know if they had a peg leg with a shoe nailed to the bottom.