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re: Man with micropenis is threatening to sue his wife for revealing his secret on Reddit
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:40 pm to AUCE05
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:40 pm to AUCE05
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didn't know this was a thing
Little dudes have to drag the average to 5...
I know several other guys with a similar condition...poor bastards.
One guy was a hardass prankster type...made the mistake of banging a coworker, he fricked with her one day, she posted nudes...
Dude got out of the military instead of re-upping 2 months later.
I had to reprimand that chick so many times for bringing her sex life to work.
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:46 pm to AUCE05
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Someone is gonna need to post a pic for illustration purposes. Too much speculation in here.
Search, micro peen porn.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:54 pm to SPEEDY
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:56 pm to chinhoyang
quote:her voice sounds like she is deaf, but she has a great rack
chinhoyang
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:59 pm to kywildcatfanone
Call me old fashioned, but Idagf what size my friends weiners are.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:01 pm to Rouge
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her voice sounds like she is deaf, but she has a great rack
She has some hearing issue of some kind.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:05 pm to GRTiger
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Now I'm picturing him getting a BJ, the girl looking like she's taking a hit off a roach.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:05 pm to chalmetteowl
Not sure why you got the down vote but have an up vote on me!
Love of the dick is all about sex and I get that but marriage is supposed to be about love of the person so the dick should not be the central focus. Lot of folks sitting in the first few rows of church but still don't get what Christianity is all about.
Love of the dick is all about sex and I get that but marriage is supposed to be about love of the person so the dick should not be the central focus. Lot of folks sitting in the first few rows of church but still don't get what Christianity is all about.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:10 pm to Big EZ Tiger
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The size 3 shoes should have been a hint.
I think this is a myth.
I wear size 13 clown shoes (really wide feet) but I do not have a 13 inch erect penis.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:11 pm to Cheese Grits
I agree that a marriage based strictly on sex and physical attraction is doomed to fail
But I would never put a ring on without a look at what the other one is working with. Shallow or not, sex is one element of a happy marriage.
But I would never put a ring on without a look at what the other one is working with. Shallow or not, sex is one element of a happy marriage.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:20 pm to Purple Spoon
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Shallow or not, sex is one element of a happy marriage.
I would marry a 4 that was full of effort and enthusiasm than a 10 that just laid there like a dead fish. Love is funny as you don't see the hairy tits or moles on a 5 with attitude like the perfect 10 with zero personality and you notice the slightest flaws.
Sure a tiny penis is a drawback but I have yet to meet a man with a dick as big as my fist. If you have to get creative, you get creative. Sooner or later we all age but if you have a sharp mind the sex is till good long after peak freshness of the body has expired.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:22 pm to SPEEDY
The only man who is honest when saying," Just the tip!"
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:46 pm to SPEEDY
Gonna have to side with the chick on this one.
If I waited till marriage and the girl I married whipped out a micro penis I would probably feel deceived too.
Then to get sued for defamation when I bring up her micro peen? I'd be pretty pissed off.
If I waited till marriage and the girl I married whipped out a micro penis I would probably feel deceived too.
Then to get sued for defamation when I bring up her micro peen? I'd be pretty pissed off.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:51 pm to DanW1
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If I waited till marriage and the girl I married whipped out a micro penis I would probably feel deceived too.
It is Doods with boobs, not chicks with dicks.
I think if you married a dude thinking it was a chick you can get out of that contract.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:52 pm to SPEEDY
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his penis is 'about an inch and a quarter' long
Man that sucks for him. And her. LOL
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:01 pm to Cheese Grits
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Sure a tiny penis is a drawback but I have yet to meet a man with a dick as big as my fist. If you have to get creative, you get creative. Sooner or later we all age but if you have a sharp mind the sex is till good long after peak freshness of the body has expired.
My mans, this is a micro penis we're dealing with. Not a tiny penis.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:30 pm to SPEEDY
I swear, Women got it made, they can get breast implants, arse inplants, vaginal rejuvenation and even get the fat sucked out of their backs for the dimples to show but hells bells theres not one Doc out there who can help me get a few more inches to where I can live the dream n bounce this sum bitch off my knee lol
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:40 pm to CptRusty
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This poor guy. I had an ex tell me about an encounter one time where she straight up laughed in a dudes face and got a cab home b/c he had a micro penis.
shite has to be rough.
For all the times a man has made a woman feel like shite with some random comment about her appearance, guys like this have to take the brunt of that built-up hostility. This is women's revenge for the years of insensitive comments that they've had to put up with.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:40 pm to SPEEDY
This doesn't add up - so in over a year they never even made out and groped?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:42 pm to Cheese Grits
Your entire post is a fail - especially this part:
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I would marry a 4 that was full of effort and enthusiasm than a 10 that just laid there like a dead fish
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