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re: Man with micropenis is threatening to sue his wife for revealing his secret on Reddit
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:27 am to Boo Krewe
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:27 am to Boo Krewe
quote:
surgery only adds an inch.. and then you have trouble getting erections and it hurts. is it worth it?
Is that true? Arent there multiple types of surgeries?
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:39 am to SPEEDY
Guess he wasn’t blessed with a 6 inch tongue
Either. Poor bastard.
Either. Poor bastard.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:43 am to SPEEDY
I hope he at least has girth like a mofo
#girthbrooks
#girthbrooks
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:44 am to tiggerthetooth
quote:
Is that true? Arent there multiple types of surgeries?
yes, please tell us more, I have a friend with a keen interest in this
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:44 am to SPEEDY
peen
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 11:47 am
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:47 am to Ralph_Wiggum
quote:
5" with wood
Well below the OT average.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:48 am to SPEEDY
quote:
Now he is threatening to leave and 'sue' her for 'defamation of character'
Well, it isn’t defamation if it’s true.
But in shite that seriously matters, how does one go through life knowing that you can never please a woman via penetration? Dude better work on his tongue skills.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:50 am to jkylejohnson
I'd imagine he pees all over his belly regularly. If it's 1.25" hard, he probably can't even grab the thing when he's got to take a leak
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:52 am to 777Tiger
quote:
yes, please tell us more, I have a friend with a keen interest in this
Only one I know of is something called a "penuma".
Its like a breast implant for the penis and it has a high success rate. I'm pretty sure this procedure is popular among micropenis guys.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:53 am to tiggerthetooth
This thread is now much longer than that dudes dick. Poor bastard should have become a monk.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:57 am to crispyUGA
Sex toy companies should invent some sort of dildo apparatus that allows for his sub 2" penis to feel her vagina during sex while giving her the full satisfaction she craves. It would be a win win.
If they really want to cash in they can make a similar product that makes an average white baw penis into a BBC sized monster. OTers and like minded baws everywhere would rejoice because the white womenz would no longer be tempted to "turn to the dark side".
ETA: Men everywhere should develop tongue skills. They do wonders.
If they really want to cash in they can make a similar product that makes an average white baw penis into a BBC sized monster. OTers and like minded baws everywhere would rejoice because the white womenz would no longer be tempted to "turn to the dark side".
ETA: Men everywhere should develop tongue skills. They do wonders.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 11:59 am
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:58 am to Loaner1231
quote:
makes an average white baw penis into a BBC sized monster.
thanks, I just spit Shiner all over my screen
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:47 pm to Loaner1231
Or they could just wear a strap on. That guy probably hasn't had much interaction down there, so it would only take a couple of nudges to finish up.
quote:That's just a means to an end. No way I'm doing it for fun
Men everywhere should develop tongue skills
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:49 pm to Loaner1231
quote:
Sex toy companies should invent some sort of dildo apparatus that allows for his sub 2" penis to feel her vagina during sex while giving her the full satisfaction she craves. It would be a win win.
I believe these already exist. They’re called penis extensions.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:51 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:
I believe these already exist. They’re called penis extensions.
Not something I've ever had to look into but good to know.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:54 pm to Loaner1231
I don’t know from personal experience, but I recall seeing them on amazon.
I think the only way this guy’s wedding night could’ve been more awkward would have been to whip out a fake peen.
I think the only way this guy’s wedding night could’ve been more awkward would have been to whip out a fake peen.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:55 pm to Boo Krewe
quote:This guy can double his dick length and you're questioning it
surgery only adds an inch
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:01 pm to ReauxlTide222
This thread died when the volleyball thread was started
Hmmmm
Hmmmm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:09 pm to SPEEDY
Reading shite like that..
You know, life really isnt as bad as it seems some times. Especially if knowing..on soft, you are bigger than some guys will ever be on hard.
quote:
about an inch and a quarter' long
You know, life really isnt as bad as it seems some times. Especially if knowing..on soft, you are bigger than some guys will ever be on hard.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:15 pm to SPEEDY
Hold shite...an inch and a quarter? She should be pissed. I mean fricking hell
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