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re: Man with micropenis is threatening to sue his wife for revealing his secret on Reddit
Posted on 2/21/19 at 4:06 pm to Ron Popeil
Posted on 2/21/19 at 4:06 pm to Ron Popeil
Well you know what Monty Python thought of all this
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 4:10 pm to X123F45
quote:
got out of a hot tub recently in icy weather. 1.5 inches would have been an improvement by the time I made it inside.
frick, last time I took Adderall I had to pull the damn thing out of me.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 4:13 pm to Napoleon
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and this (talking to you Baptist posters) is why you don't wait until marriage for sex.
You never buy a car without a test drive.
Yeah, what if you married one of those girls that can't be penetrated? I forget what is called, but they are out there.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 4:14 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 4:16 pm to GRTiger
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He needs to get a 10 inch replacement and bang all her friends and family.
Yeah they have ways to help out with that. Also depends on fat down there, dude could gain a couple of inches if he was fat and lost weight.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 4:24 pm to ThatMakesSense
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third would be to own it and do fetish porn.
This is the answer. Dudes on either end of spectrum should do this. Normal girls might not be able to take a huge dong, so get paid for it. Normal girls don't want a micro penis, so get paid for it.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 4:28 pm to SPEEDY
I have been thinking about how to sum up this thread. Perfect placement of "Don't care; had sex."
Posted on 2/21/19 at 4:33 pm to AUCE05
With a 1.25" pecker, that's highly unlikely
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:01 pm to dgnx6
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do fetish porn
If you have a small penis do midget porn?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:07 pm to X123F45
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I got out of a hot tub recently in icy weather. 1.5 inches would have been an improvement by the time I made it inside.
shite, when it’s cold it looks like a scared turtle.
But when it’s time to do work the old soldier stands tall ready to brave any jungle or cave
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:10 pm to BamaAlum02
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At least she won't complain about it hurting when he plays the back 9.
He couldn’t get it past the buttcheeks
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:13 pm to jeffsdad
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I can imagine the conversation. "It's only an inch long?" "Inch and a QUARTER, dangit!"
You know you’re in bad shape when you have to work “and a quarter” into your length.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:16 pm to TH03
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You think they're referring to flaccid with the 1.5"? That's him hard.
Now i’m Trying to imagine how on earth he’d even jack off.
Thumb and forefinger?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:18 pm to SPEEDY
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but she discovered after their wedding that his penis is 'about an inch and a quarter' long
Did she not look at his feet before they got married? The size 3 shoes should have been a hint.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:20 pm to BottomlandBrew
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On the other hand, he should have let her know. Sex is an important part of marriage.
She could have put up with it four times a year.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:22 pm to fr33manator
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Now i’m Trying to imagine how on earth he’d even jack off.
Now I'm picturing him getting a BJ, the girl looking like she's taking a hit off a roach.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:27 pm to fr33manator
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Now i’m Trying to imagine how on earth he’d even jack off.
He'd flick the bean like women do.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:30 pm to Big EZ Tiger
Someone is gonna need to post a pic for illustration purposes. Too much speculation in here.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:30 pm to CptRusty
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This poor guy. I had an ex tell me about an encounter one time where she straight up laughed in a dudes face and got a cab home b/c he had a micro penis
I had a troop that was getting fricked with by his peers about having a little dick...
He came into my office crying and shite...
I'm like, "what's up?" Kinda knowing full well the dudes were fricking with him.
Dude says, they're fricking with me about having a little dick...
I'm like, how do they know, it's none of their business...
He's like, we all fricked the same girl, and she was saying my Dick was tiny. I'll never be able to find a girl that wants to stay with a guy with a little dick.
I'm like...
Well, there are chicks out there that want a guy without all that baggage.
I guess guy was the size of a pinky...the others were calling him chicken little.
It's a cruel world out there...
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:34 pm to IceTiger
I didn't know this was a thing.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:39 pm to SPEEDY
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'about an inch and a quarter
jesus.... you can't even masturbate with that. some shitty luck
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