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re: Man accused of shoplifting because of having a bulge aka "suspicious package"
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:46 am to Bamboozles
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:46 am to Bamboozles
My God British women, outside of the upper crust elites, look fricking rough.
Also, England is mostly full of white trash.
Also, England is mostly full of white trash.
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Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:49 am to Oilfieldbiology
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This post was edited on 1/6/20 at 9:12 am
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:57 am to BlackCoffeeKid
If I had a 10 inch dong and a manager called me out for theft I’d drop my drawers right there every time and not be embarrassed at all. Why would you be embarrassed to have a huge dick?
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:01 am to Bamboozles
None of this happened
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:01 am to Bamboozles
I’m a grower not a shower
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:01 am to Bamboozles
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:01 am to Bamboozles
I’ve had the same thing happen before. They accused me of smuggling grapes and a Vienna sausage
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 7:03 am
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:07 am to Bamboozles
filthy bastardPosted on 9/26/19 at 7:31 am to Bamboozles
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“The manager started arguing with me. She wouldn’t let it go. I just kept telling her that it was my penis.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:37 am to Bamboozles
Too bukoo, too bukoo
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:37 am to Bamboozles
He’s been contacted by Adidas, fixin’ to get paid to not wear their gear.
quote:
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:08 am to Bamboozles
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10in
That’s cute
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:09 am to Bamboozles
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“But that didn’t satisfy her.
I see what he did there.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:12 am to MikeD
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We are so embarrassed, as such we felt necessary to contact our local media to make sure many many more people know about it.”
Yea I’m sure he is embarrassed
Dudes ego right now is about to explode
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:35 am to Booyow
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There is not enough money in the world to ever convince my wife to pose for a picture holding a ruler next to my junk
Well, in truth, micrometers are kind of hard to see.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:49 am to Bamboozles
Figures a guy who looks like that much of a tool, would be packing that kind of tool.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:54 am to Bamboozles
Someone needs to fark some of those "deal with it" glasses on that dude. Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:10 am to gumbo2176
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micrometers are kind of hard to see
You misspelled yard stick, baw
Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:10 am to oleheat
Lol, such BS. There’s no such thing as rolling up a dick. And if there were, trust me, it’d have to be a lot longer than that. Ewwww, or like oddly thin and flat, like a fruit rollup. Either way, BS.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:32 am to LegendaryOutlaw
So a video of a man being searched and had a bulge like that. The guy searching him squeezed him (thinking it was something in the pocket) and asked, What's that? The guy looked at him and said "Seriously dude?" Talk about embarrassed.
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