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Man accused of shoplifting because of having a bulge aka "suspicious package"
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:02 am
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:02 am
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A MAN was accused of shoplifting after staff saw a suspicious bulge in his jeans — but it turned out to be his 10in todger.
Window fitter Steve Whitehurst, 47, showed security his member after a female manager raised the alarm.
He had been buying £400-worth of stuff at Scotts Menswear, with girlfriend Mandy Shenton, 46, and her 18-month-old grandson.
But things came to a head at the till when the store manager asked about his bulge.
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Steve, who claims he often has to roll up his manhood, said: “I had very tight jeans on that day and there was a bulge, yes, but that’s not illegal. I can’t help the way I’m made.
“The manager started arguing with me. She wouldn’t let it go. I just kept telling her that it was my penis.
“Eventually I dropped my trousers in front of everyone and just stood there in my boxer shorts and said, ‘See, I’ve got nothing to hide’.
‘WHAT’S THAT BULGE?’
“But that didn’t satisfy her. She kept saying, ‘What’s that bulge?’”
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He said he then went to a cubicle with a male security guard at his local store in Stoke-on-Trent.
Steve recalled: “I dropped my boxers. He shook his head and ran out and spoke with the manager. I heard her say, ‘Please tell me he’s got something down there,’ and the guy said, ‘No’.”
He called last Sunday’s outing the “craziest experience of my life” and has complained to the company, owned by JD Sports.
Mandy said: “It was so humiliating. What they did to Steve was disgusting.”
quote:
He said he then went to a cubicle with a male security guard at his local store in Stoke-on-Trent.
Steve recalled: “I dropped my boxers. He shook his head and ran out and spoke with the manager. I heard her say, ‘Please tell me he’s got something down there,’ and the guy said, ‘No’.”
He called last Sunday’s outing the “craziest experience of my life” and has complained to the company, owned by JD Sports.
Mandy said: “It was so humiliating. What they did to Steve was disgusting.”
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Which OT baw is this? I guess they had to find out what was "under his hood."
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 6:03 am
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Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:04 am to Bamboozles
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Which OT baw is this?
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10in penis
This is all of us, baw.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:06 am to Bamboozles
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But things came to a head at the till when the store manager asked about his bulge.
Like this wasn't an intentional pun
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:10 am to Bamboozles
I was just at Scotts Menswear. Could have been me.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:18 am to Bamboozles
Sirwinston
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:19 am to Bamboozles
I literally deal with this from female managers ALL the time
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:20 am to Bamboozles
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Mandy Shenton, 46, and her 18-month-old grandson.
Yikes.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:24 am to GetCocky11
What bruh? Mawmaw still likes getting that pipe
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:27 am to Bamboozles
“That’s not a penis, that’s a dick”...Ralpie May
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:32 am to Bamboozles
That dude looks like he would have a big wanker.
Oh, she’s a GILF.
Oh, she’s a GILF.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:33 am to Boston911
“We are so embarrassed, as such we felt necessary to contact our local media to make sure many many more people know about it.”
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:35 am to Bamboozles
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Mandy said: “It was so humiliating. What they did to Steve was disgusting.”
Yeah right. He’s loving it.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:35 am to Bamboozles
Manager just wanted to see his penis
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:37 am to DeafJam73
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Oh, she’s a GILF.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:39 am to Bamboozles
He looks like a thief.
Just saying.
And he should have just pulled it out right there in front of everyone.
Just saying.
And he should have just pulled it out right there in front of everyone.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:39 am to Bamboozles
Thats just grocery shopping day for me.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:40 am to Bamboozles
I laughed when he said he has to roll his junk up
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:41 am to Bamboozles
I fricking hate when that happens.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:42 am to Bamboozles
This can’t be true. Otherwise frick that dude who has a 10 inch but lacks the balls to stand up for himself.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 6:43 am to Bamboozles
There is not enough money in the world to ever convince my wife to pose for a picture holding a ruler next to my junk
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