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re: Lizzo Is an SI Swimsuit Cover Girl in Bikini & Ralph Lauren Bling.

Posted on 7/22/26 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30459 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 5:07 pm to
Good on her for losing lots of weight, fat shot or not. But she still doesn’t belong on that magazine cover.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7793 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 6:02 pm to
I’m gonna be the lone wolf here.

Wood.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85296 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

I'll be honest, I was expecting much worse


They obviously edited out the cottage cheese and everything else
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85296 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 6:18 pm to
Some blondes look like their snizzes would taste like pink starburst. But not all blondes.
Posted by JayVegas702
Las Vegas
Member since Oct 2025
304 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

Some blondes look like their snizzes would taste like pink starburst.


Some of them do in fact taste like it
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22309 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 6:35 pm to
That’s a huge bitch
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56412 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 6:50 pm to
shite like this is why Sports Illustrated is dying a slow painful. Who wants to look at her fatass?
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6926 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 6:52 pm to
Dudes here would eat her arse...
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5763 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 6:54 pm to
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
43334 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by LongRangeCreedmoor
Member since Dec 2023
95 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:48 pm to
Ain’t no way in hell she can wipe her own arse!
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75662 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:51 pm to
you like em big don’t ya?
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4655 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:10 pm to
And that's with the air brush.






They should have gone with an industrial paint sprayer instead.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41474 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:14 pm to
Posted by dinner roll
buttery goodness
Member since Feb 2006
6569 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

Lizzo looked effortlessly radiant


Because gas giants produce more heat.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14154 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:36 pm to
The only sport she illustrates is chubby chasing.
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
377 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:37 pm to
...and methane.

Clear the deck!
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10625 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Brothas love beef


Only when the first choice isn't on the menu.

Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17153 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 11:01 pm to
I love Wu tang clan. She can keep that cheese curd arse.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21967 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:42 am to
Swimsuit models aren’t what they used to be. Definitely some decline in standards.
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