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List of Jobs ranked from Married to Divorced

Posted on 11/12/26 at 2:45 pm
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30652 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 2:45 pm
Two major omissions: Social Media Influencers and Strippers aren't listed on here but those could be exchanged into the real estate agents or massage therapists category.

Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
53865 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 2:55 pm to
Surprised airline pilot isn’t higher on divorced rate. Figured those guys had a side piece at every stop.

Where is plant baw at. Those guys get divorced yearly.

Dentist just kill themselves before they can get divorced.
This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 2:56 pm
Posted by EdgarAllenHoe
Member since Aug 2026
70 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 2:58 pm to
Nurses are the biggest whores on Earth.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22483 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 2:58 pm to

Military & police officers

If you didn't know, Army is full of swingers. I guess a lot of those Army guys go into law enforcement when they get out.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83233 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 2:58 pm to
Bartenders is the least surprising of them all. I don’t know that I know a single married one anywhere I frequent.

Wait. I know two. That’s it.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
49097 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 2:59 pm to
I lived in a condo complex in Memphis where a Fed Ex pilot from Florida had a “crash pad.” Anyway his wife gave the community a one star google review because he had an affair with some crazy Asian chick there.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
47237 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 2:59 pm to
Cashier at 41. No wonder babytac is on husband #3
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
16455 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Nurses are the biggest whores on Earth.
Are prostitutes the second biggest?
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22718 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 3:07 pm to
I guess the ones that are willing to put in the work to get their RN, rather than settle for the LPN are willing to put in the work a bit more for their marriage, too.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2959 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 3:10 pm to
Nvidia CEOs?
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
39378 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 3:12 pm to
so what you are telling me is...outside of nursing...the more professional your job(in turn higher the iq) the less likely you are to get divorced....

Who would have thought those with low iqs and bad decision making skills would have much higher rates of divorce? Thats an amazing statistic

I mean Im not trying to be mean but once you get past lawyers/judges only Accountants, Nurses and HR even require a degree and all three of those fields are heavily populated with women, and Nurses and HR are known to be crazy AF.

there is literally nothing surprising on this list
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32991 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 3:12 pm to
did not even have to think about scrolling down before i knew Nurses would be there.
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
1217 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 3:14 pm to
Need a column of number of pieces on the side.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2959 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Nurses are the biggest whores on Earth.


Says Edgar Allen Hoe

Evermore!
Posted by Hobie101
Member since May 2012
1400 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 3:33 pm to
Offshore hands should be at the top.
I didn't meet many that had not been divorced.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
21136 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 3:38 pm to
Doctors and pilots high on the married list.

Flight attendants and nurses high on the divorced list.

I guess somebody isn’t talking.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10186 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 3:38 pm to
You have to wonder are these results due to the nature of the job or the type of people that choose or fall into those jobs?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
82421 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

You have to wonder are these results due to the nature of the job or the type of people that choose or fall into those jobs?
Higher IQ and higher net worth result in fewer divorces.
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
8449 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

quote:

Nurses are the biggest whores on Earth.
Are prostitutes the second biggest?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105637 posts
Posted on 11/12/26 at 4:22 pm to
Doctor numbers seem low on divorces. I guess the wife is happy to be keeping the charge card while hubby is fricking his nurse.
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