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LADIES, do you daydream about being a Cool Wine Aunt one day?

Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:42 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:42 pm
The tweet that started it all (145k 20 year old girls liked this tweet, think about that for a minute):


... which led to:


Let's dive a little deeper into this beautiful fantasy:






But, Is this life all it's made out to be?

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Alcohol is killing more people, and younger. The biggest increases are among women

Oy Vey! That doesn't sound good.

quote:

One alarming statistic: Deaths among women rose 85 percent. Women once drank far less than men, and their more moderate drinking helped prevent heart disease, offsetting some of the harm.

Deaths among men rose 29 percent.

While teen deaths from drinking were down about 16 percent during the same period, deaths among people aged 45 to 64 rose by about a quarter.




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Ron Byrd says Erika, too, dreamed of having children. After two divorces and stage 3b breast cancer, however, the chance was slipping away.

"She wanted so desperately to have a baby," Byrd says.


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The last time lawyer Erika Byrd talked her way out of an alcohol rehab center, her father took her to lunch.

"Dad, I know what alcohol has done to me," she told him that day in January 2011. "I know what it has made me do to you and mom. But that wasn’t me."

By the time she died three months later, Byrd had blocked her parents' calls because they kept having her involuntarily committed. They once had a magistrate judge hold a hearing at her hospital bed. He ordered herto undergo a month of in-patient treatment.

Byrd, who died in April 2011 at the age of 42, is among the rising number of people in the United States who have been killed by alcohol in the last decade.


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Stay Woke-
This post was edited on 4/23/19 at 9:43 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29115 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:44 pm to
I appreciate that you put pictures in there but the post still feels too long for me to read. Sorry baw
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:46 pm to
No such thing as a "cool wine aunt".

Only that crazy cat lady who smells like alcohol, shows up at every family gathering like she has nothing better to do, and keeps kissing all your younger siblings on the mouth for more than 3 seconds.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:52 pm to
See back to the "where have all the good men gone" thread and remember that when 30 comes around.
This post was edited on 4/23/19 at 9:53 pm
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30523 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

rising number of people in the United States who have been killed by alcohol in the last decade.

Just like all the people who have been killed by guns. The alcohol did it right? The person drinking it isn’t at fault
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11194 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:54 pm to
I became the cool wine aunt before I left my ex. Drinking an arse ton of prosecco and traveling to visit friends were my coping mechanisms that last horrible year. It was both depressing/pathetic and fun.

Now, I’m married to a jock and I never drink. Never had kids, but I suppose this is about the best outcome possible for a former cool wine aunt.
This post was edited on 4/23/19 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:55 pm to
The Child free crowd are an absolutely insufferable bunch. They're a good reason why western civilization is in decline today.

Have you noticed how the leaders of western europe are childless?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112520 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:55 pm to
don't forget the 26 year old, future cool wine aunt starter pack


-My dog is my LIFE
-Career before you
-Swipe Left if you voted for Trump
-Pics on a ski slope, Europe, or rooftop bar
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

Have you noticed how the leaders of western europe are childless?
yes, among other things
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:56 pm to
I am living the dream. Moderation of course. No cats.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112520 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:56 pm to
The guys are nearly just as bad


Lots of guys picturing themselves as Don Draper will the sweaty, overweight, bald guy at the end of the bar desperately watching younger girls
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

-Career before you

Has been in the same "event planning" job for three years
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61034 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:57 pm to
All of those tweets seem the same to me because in every future vision the woman has to be the center of attention.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112520 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:58 pm to
-Accountant at Ernst & Young

average career span at EY - four years


"career is my LIFE"
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9615 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

-Accountant at Ernst & Young


have times changed? a job at E&Y used to be coveted.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
105453 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 10:10 pm to
I don’t like cats. Can I be the crazy horse lady aunt instead?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123805 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

Lots of guys picturing themselves as Don Draper will the sweaty, overweight, bald guy at the end of the bar desperately watching younger girls




HEY!











I’m not bald.
Posted by joshwj93
Member since Feb 2019
627 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 10:16 pm to
I believe that most women have this space in their life that is only filled by having kids, not all but most. It seems that most women that dont have kids regret it as they get older and sink into depression. I think this correlates with the high ownership of dogs with women. Literally every 20something year old girl I know has at least one dog, most have multiple. Just like men have the inherent need to work and provide, I think women have the need to care and nurture something. In today's world this is looked on as "sexist" "chauvinistic" or whatever but just my opinion.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123805 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

Can I be the crazy horse lady aunt instead?



Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 10:16 pm to
Yeah but that's normal. No creepy arse old guy ever got on Myface and asked "Where are all the good women at?"
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