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re: Lack of Marriage affection and sex

Posted on 12/15/17 at 1:21 pm to
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 1:21 pm to
You'll know it is really bad when you have to leave 40 dollars on the nightstand before you go to bed with her just in case you have a wet dream.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30545 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

live this miserable life and pretend to like being married


Except I don't even pretend anymore.

I've told my wife as soon as our kid is grown I'm gone, he's 11 so 7 more years and I'll be golfing, fishing and hunting. DAILY with no LIP
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103935 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:28 pm to
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Sex gets stale after you've been married awhile. I don't really know a way around it.



Yea I think that's why a lot of middle aged couples end up getting into swinging
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:32 pm to
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Yea I think that's why a lot of middle aged couples end up getting into swinging


Read my above post, Mr I do an 8ball and 5 bars. You'll appreciate it.


You can spice up a sex life with your partner without eating bbc creampie out her gash.

ETA: Nevermind. My post was whacked.
This post was edited on 12/15/17 at 2:43 pm
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:49 pm to
I've been married for almost ten years and the sex hasn't gotten stale one bit. Me being away for work for half the year might have something to do with that though.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4549 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:56 pm to
What song does she sing? You did say choir right?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:56 pm to
Do you ever wonder where she learns all those new moves while you are gone?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47776 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

I've told my wife as soon as our kid is grown I'm gone,


I thought she was in prison or rehab?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173824 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

we date a lot!


Wait what
Posted by Bow08tie
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
4594 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:58 pm to
There are times when you have to express dominance over her/pussy

Tell her you are about to throw her down and grudge f..k her until she can't handle anymore....then do it right then
Don't make an appointment
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 3:00 pm to
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Do you ever wonder where she learns all those new moves while you are gone?


I reconnected with an old HS girlfriend when I got to LSU. She licked my butt and I most definitely got the Ooogie feeling for about 2 seconds.
"um where the frick she learn this shite?"
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 3:02 pm to
I do now.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39963 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 3:04 pm to
That reminds me....
This post was edited on 12/15/17 at 8:54 pm
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 3:05 pm to
Honestly, you're not hitting that right. You need to bring her to pound town. Women love romance and sensual sex but sometimes they need to be drilled hard.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
35935 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 3:08 pm to
On the Poli Board, this would have been a referendum on the #metoo and other debates.

On O-T Lounge, it gets trashed for horrible typing and absurdity.

Love it.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 3:30 pm to
Yes most women really like to just be fuc&ed every now and then instead of being made love to.
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5236 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

I’d rather pull one out real quick in the bathroom and eat a bowl of ice cream.

quote:

SuddenJerk


Story checks out.
Posted by LeroyBrown
South Side Of Chicago
Member since Jul 2017
588 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 4:44 pm to
Have you asked her if it ok if you seek "affections" elsewhere?

There is a chance that she says ok, worth taking a shot at it. What do you have to lose?
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12384 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Sex gets stale after you've been married awhile. I don't really know a way around it


This is not true. It's way better now than in our 20's (40 and 42 married 21yrs) and way more frequent.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
27003 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 5:28 pm to
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