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re: Lack of Marriage affection and sex
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:45 pm to Evil Little Thing
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:45 pm to Evil Little Thing
Wanna bang? I’ll eat your arse for 1-2 hours
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:48 pm to X123F45
If you want to see the most accurate portrayal of sex and marriage, watch episodes of Everyone Loves Raymond. I saw a list one time on the 5 most important things to men and women in marriage. Obviously sexual fulfillment was #1 for men. It didn't make the top 5 for women. Your wife is normal.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:49 pm to djangochained
That sounds hyperbolic. 1-2 hours is a very long time.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:52 pm to Evil Little Thing
What are results after divorce
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:52 pm to Evil Little Thing
I’ve eaten arse for longer
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:58 pm to LAS
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What are results after divorce
In a relationship with someone who ended a similarly sexless marriage. We have our own issues, but sex isn’t one of them.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:00 pm to Evil Little Thing
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Everyone wants to feel wanted and affection from a partner.
I want to affect the shite out of you.
To the OP...illiteracy, bad in bed, premature ejaculation, and the inability to communicate is a terrible combination. You gotta fix one of those four things.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:03 pm to djangochained
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I’ve eaten arse for longer
Eventually you run out of honey.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:07 pm to Tyga Woods
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illiteracy, bad in bed, premature ejaculation, and the inability to communicate is a terrible combination. You gotta fix one of those four things.
So he can become literate and the other 3 are all good? I love the OT
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:38 pm to jdeval1
quote:. You damn right.
Sex gets non-existent after you've been married awhile. I don't really know a way around it.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:40 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:No children though I'd guess. Those little frickers be changing things.
In a relationship with someone who ended a similarly sexless marriage. We have our own issues, but sex isn’t one of them.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:43 pm to White Bear
Man it's not non-existent by any means for me but I think most of these guys are 20s-->early 30s and think that it stays the same after 15-20 years of marriage and kids
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:48 pm to White Bear
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No children though I'd guess. Those little frickers be changing things.
No super little ones. We have a 9 y/o here 50%.
It’s imposible to keep things as magnetic and exciting as it is in the first couple years of a relationship, but we make effort. No excuses or turning each other down.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:57 pm to jdeval1
Well, I'm 10 yrs in and things damn sure change. Just have to be tough.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:04 pm to White Bear
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Well, I'm 10 yrs in and things damn sure change. Just have to be tough.
I'm closer to 20 yrs than 10 but having kids and getting older absolutely changes your sex life.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:06 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:cool
No super little ones. We have a 9 y/o here 50%. It’s imposible to keep things as magnetic and exciting as it is in the first couple years of a relationship, but we make effort. No excuses or turning each other down.
yeah, I'm sure I'm making the wrong kind of effort. 
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:07 pm to BigPerm30
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Based the post, I doubt his communication skills are any good.
Seriously. My God
Posted on 12/15/17 at 5:21 am to LAS
so your wife don't match your standarts wtf?
Posted on 12/15/17 at 5:36 am to LAS
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choir to her it seem.
Hello, my name is Jody and I know Mrs. LAS. All I can tell you is she sings like she is in a choir when we watch Netflix and chill.
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