Favorite team:Alabama 
Location:21-0 Asterisk Drive
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Occupation:Smarter than Willy
Number of Posts:34907
Registered on:11/7/2012
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That is what he is implying


No, it's what YOU'RE implying.

Dipshit.

re: Ban bet with Willie Trans...

Posted by skrayper on 2/25/26 at 6:31 am to
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No one is going to make a ban bet with a moron account that no one would miss.


Well that’s not very nice. I’m sure someone would miss Willie…
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Both won 5 regular season games


But only one was abandoned by their fans. :cheers:
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TBF, I’ve never been a big basketball guy. Just don’t care much for the sport in general. Just never been my cup of tea. Baseball has been my favorite sport my entire life. That’s made it pretty easy not to pay attention to college basketball. I don’t think I e watched a single college basketball game in a couple of years now. I’ve followed college baseball as close as football since I was a child in the early 90s


I was a huge fan of baseball as a kid; as an adult, watching MLB bored me to tears. I preferred going to a Birmingham Barons game with my parents. Those were a lot of fun; especially when Max Patkin (RIP) was there. I think the issue with MLB was seeing a lot of my favorite players growing up (Roger Clemens, Mark McGwire, etc.) get caught up in the drug scandal.

I enjoy watching Alabama play baseball when I get a chance to see a game in person, but watching it on TV is sleep-inducing. To each their own, I suppose, but I have to be at a game for an individual one to spark my interest.
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I feel like I usually post here more when we lose because part of the fun of the rant is chirping each other


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Alabama (Alabama and Auburn): 21
Arkansas (Arkansas): 2
Florida (Florida, Miami, FSU): 19
Georgia (Georgia and GT): 9
Kentucky (Kentucky and Louisville): 12
Louisiana (LSU, Tulane, Louisiana, LA Tech: 12
Mississippi (Ole Miss, MSU, Southern Miss): 5
South Carolina (USCe and Clemson): 5
Tennessee (UT, Vandy, Memphis, MTSU): 9



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Is it their fortune 500 companies that they work for? No they only have Regions bank and they are not a major employer


Do you even Vulcan Materials dude?

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Is it their beautiful landscape? Well if you consider people setting on their porch drinking 40s landscape... I guess????


I've been to Arkansas many times. It's funny you think it's more scenic than Alabama.

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Is it their cold water stream producing the best trout and small mouth fishing? Nope


Okay...?

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What about duck hunting? Yeah .. NO. LOL


No, we hunt deer. Duck hunting is for lazy fat asses.

Call me when you've tagged a buck from 50 yards with a bow.

re: Crazy Fact of the Day

Posted by skrayper on 2/22/26 at 2:26 pm to
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Again, how has bama baseball done against LSU in the past 30 to 40 years. Looking back into anything beyond the 90s in sports is irrelevant and in 10 years it will be anything beyond 2000, because rules change, how the game is played us changed and so on.


You probably tore down statues too, didn't you?
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LSU fans are hurting.


Nah, I think they're numb over basketball now.

I don't see any issue with them throwing shade at Vol Baseball, especially considering how many posts we see on here from Tennessee fans declaring this team the greatest pitching staff of all time.

re: Crazy Fact of the Day

Posted by skrayper on 2/22/26 at 2:45 am to
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How has bama faired against LSU in baseball over the last 30 years? Ill wait...


Sports where Alabama historically holds the edge:
Football
Men's Basketball
Baseball
Softball
Gymnastics
Soccer
Swimming & Diving


Sports where LSU holds the edge:
Women's Basketball
Men's Tennis
Women's Tennis
Volleyball
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2020 wasn’t recognized as a real season by the NCAA, genius.


Well that's weird, because they count the championship...

NCAA recognize national champions
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2020 isn't nine years you dumb son of a bitch.


You forgot that LSU fully embraced cancel culture a few years ago. It's sad, really.
21-0.

Weirdly low scoring game.
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Well AI can't spell Alabama (acmama?) and thinks an AR magazine is a handle, so I think we could still find a wat to defeat it, for now.


I'm more concerned with how South Carolina is carrying that golf club...

re: SEC/P4 Game Cancellations

Posted by skrayper on 2/20/26 at 10:45 am to
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So far:
- B1G only plays P4 conference members


Well, that's false.

They only play FBS (no FCS), but definitely not only P4.

Indiana's non-conference schedule next year is:
North Texas
Howard
Western Kentucky

Did I miss when the MEAC and CUSA became P4 conferences?

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- the P/O committee doesn’t factor in your non-conference schedule


I suppose some people may take Indiana's non-conference schedule from last year as proof of this.
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Awfully arrogant of you & others to believe people are too stupid to multitask


The people releasing the message are the ones presuming you’re too stupid to multitask.
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I extended an olive branch


Is that what you call it?

"GG Alabama... but you guys totally should have lost, I'm just going to word it as a complaint against the refs."
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Gotta say that I like how we have the fewest road games among the top 4.


Being at home helps a lot, but you guys also have no "easy" games - every game is either Florida or a team among those tied at 8-5 in the conference.

Thomas Jefferson... hear me out.

Posted by skrayper on 2/20/26 at 7:30 am
Dude was responsible for popularizing vanilla ice cream AND mac and cheese in the United States.

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Thomas Jefferson can be credited with the first known recipe for ice cream recorded by an American and likely helped to popularize it in this country.


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Thomas Jefferson did not invent macaroni and cheese, but he is widely credited with popularizing the dish in the United States after encountering similar pasta preparations in Italy and France. While he was fond of the dish, it was his enslaved chef, James Hemings, who trained in Paris and developed the specific "macaroni pie" (a layered casserole) that Jefferson served at state dinners in the early