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re: Lack of Marriage affection and sex

Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:17 am to
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16281 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:17 am to
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No, it's long term relationship bait, just like anal. Once the ring goes on, the mouth and butt are closed for business.

At First i was like but

then i was like so true
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11483 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:24 am to
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Do y'all have appointments on your calendar?


Nope... Just an understanding. Once during the week and once on weekends. Haven't had a fight about sex in 10 years.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:25 am to
You're wife doesn't bang you bc she doesn't understand WTF you're saying
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34340 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:34 am to
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Studies show that 68% of married women find poor grammar a turn off.

Says the man who just ended a sentence with a preposition.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:08 am to
You dumb frick...

"Turn off" is a noun in this case. Maybe it should be hyphenated?

Just googled. Turns out the word is "Turnoff". No space required.
This post was edited on 12/15/17 at 7:09 am
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42521 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:11 am to
Backpages
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34340 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:44 am to
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You dumb frick

quote:

Just googled. Turns out the word is "Turnoff". No space required.

Apologize, right now.
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:04 am to
Some women are just not very emotional and not that sexual. I mean, not every woman is a nympho who wants to cuddle and hold hands as soon as you get home from work. Obviously, some women are needier than others, but some women are emotionally stable enough not to have to need to rely on emotional support from their spouse. And contrary to popular belief here, just because you're not railing your wife 5 nights a week doesn't mean she is cheating on you.
Posted by BDTigerfan
Bay St Louis
Member since Aug 2016
142 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:20 am to
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Suddenjerk
quote:
Quick one in the bathroom
checks out

:rotflmao:
This post was edited on 12/15/17 at 11:09 am
Posted by BDTigerfan
Bay St Louis
Member since Aug 2016
142 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:26 am to
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If she liked it, sex would not be a chore. Change the routine and beat the brakes off of it. Stop treating it like it is a Faberge' egg and you forgot to pay the insurance.

Thank me later.




THIS!!!! I promise!

I am 3 years divorced & it's what every woman I meet wants.

Also, go to the nearest sex shop & invest in some erection pills. I do not have a problem, but those fockers will have her following you around like a puppy.

One last thing, join a gym.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:13 am to
Agreed.

OP needs to find the peptide thread, make sure he's fit and making good money. If that doesn't work, it's time for the big "D".
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:35 am to
Girlfriend on the side always works.
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:46 am to
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Eventually you run out of honey.

Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18665 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 12:00 pm to
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choir
you sing alot or something?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 12:06 pm to
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Also it seems like a choir to her.


affection is like singing to her?

WTF is this thread about?
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46212 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 12:09 pm to
Sounds like something you should probably be talking to your wife about.
Posted by YoungManOldMan
Member since Dec 2017
1882 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 12:31 pm to
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One of my big OT pet peeves. Don't start a thread asking for advice on here...and then leave.


How big is your vibrator? We talking lipstick size or handicap stall rail?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138865 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 12:31 pm to
Posted by YoungManOldMan
Member since Dec 2017
1882 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 12:32 pm to
Now this is a guy who knows how to party
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7270 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 12:35 pm to
Are you Taj?
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