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re: Justice: Sentencing for former Deridder mayor Misty Roberts today at 10:00

Posted on 6/9/26 at 3:47 pm to
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18179 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 3:47 pm to
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Misty Roberts sentenced to 90 days in jail


I know where I'll be September 9th. I'm sure she'll need a ride home.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15203 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 3:47 pm to
I called it, probation. She won’t serve the 90 days either. Probably do half that amount.
This post was edited on 6/9/26 at 3:48 pm
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
37824 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 3:48 pm to
She's not doing a day of that sentence.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15203 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

I know where I'll be September 9th. I'm sure she'll need a ride home.


Just enough time to get thick, but not super thick…
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42459 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 3:50 pm to
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I'm sure she'll need a ride home.


Some of those boys will probably have a driver’s license by then.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15203 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 3:50 pm to
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She still has to carry the lifetime burden of being a registered sex offender, but in terms of hard prison time, she avoided the hammer big time for two felonies.


Not sll sex offenders have to register for a lifetime. It goes by tiers. Lowest is 15 years. Highest tier is lifetime registration.
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27509 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

I know where I'll be September 9th. I'm sure she'll need a ride home

Im betting it wont all be served consecutively. Probably go 2-3 days a week for the next year
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12835 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
2299 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:07 pm to
If that had been any of us men we'd have gotten 20+ years minimum
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
35782 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:08 pm to
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11346 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:15 pm to
Full probation for drugging a kid with beer and having him finish inside her while other kids including her own watched, as the power hungry local politician Karen thought she could get away with it.

Well, I guess she did. No jail at ALL? Oof.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25938 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:23 pm to
How old was the kid she banged?
Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
2583 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:25 pm to
Can't wait for the Dateline episode.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18516 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:28 pm to
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Can't wait for the Dateline episode.

I'm trying to talk my BIL into doing a netflix special on it. He's a producer for the Trainwreck series. His biggest issue is he doesn't know if his co-producers would touch it since one of them is a hollywood child abuse victim.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42335 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:32 pm to
Next time a feminist talks about the patriarchy, show them this case.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
49613 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:32 pm to
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No jail at ALL? Oof.
90 days. Her lawyers waived her appeal bond and she will be remanded into custody immediately. She will serve the entire 90 days. That obviously was what the judge intended. Serve the 90 days, pay the fine, comply with conditions (drug testing, etc), register as a sex offender, and no appeal.

if she violates any of those terms she’ll serve her full sentence. I would say that’s fair enough
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
49613 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:35 pm to
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How old was the kid she banged?
16. And he testified that he was not sexually inexperienced. I’m guessing he’s gonna be OK

It’s her kids that are fricked up
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17858 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:38 pm to
Kids has more street cred at 16 than I did.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24579 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:40 pm to
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sentence. I would say that’s fair enough

90 days is fair? What? If this was a man yall would say throw him in the wood chipper
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18516 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 4:43 pm to
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Kids has more street cred at 16 than I did.

One of the better parts of the trial was when they read a text exchange between the victim and the ex-bf of his gf at the time of the incident where the ex told him he had to bang the mayor because he couldn't get in the gfs panties but then he told the guy he banged them both.
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