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re: Justice: Sentencing for former Deridder mayor Misty Roberts today at 10:00

Posted on 6/9/26 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by midwestTiger20
Member since Mar 2026
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Posted on 6/9/26 at 12:41 pm to
Update?
Posted by Techdave
Laffy
Member since Apr 2014
904 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 12:45 pm to
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Update?


Still got big cans.
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 6/9/26 at 12:46 pm to
Melons
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62604 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Update?


Still got big cans.



I laughed…
Posted by Techdave
Laffy
Member since Apr 2014
904 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 12:54 pm to
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I laughed…


Thank you.

And the nerve of someone to downvote my comment. What kind of soul-less anti-big titty weirdo would downvote that.......
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18515 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 12:57 pm to
I heard she told the kid "I bet your girlfriend doesn't have cannons like these"
Posted by Techdave
Laffy
Member since Apr 2014
904 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 12:58 pm to
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I heard she told the kid "I bet your girlfriend doesn't have cannons like these"


No F'n way.
This post was edited on 6/9/26 at 3:06 pm
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25930 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 1:10 pm to
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I heard she told the kid "I bet your girlfriend doesn't have cannons like these"


Don’t you think there was an opportunity for a pejorative, racially-tinged insult in there as well?
This post was edited on 6/10/26 at 10:33 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
183274 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 1:13 pm to
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Still got big cans.






Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12952 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 1:14 pm to
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I heard she told the kid "I bet your girlfriend doesn't have cannons like these"


Hypothetically speaking, if she had indeed said this, she was probably correct.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22794 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
2298 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 2:01 pm to
I've started to believe that most women secretly lust for underage boys.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22794 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 2:02 pm to
The ex-huband is an Allstate insurance salesman.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18515 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 2:05 pm to
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The ex-huband is an Allstate insurance salesman.

Guess she wasn't in good hands.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
183274 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 2:25 pm to
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Mother of victim’s friend gives impact statement

The first impact statement was from Holly Jones, speaking on behalf of her husband and son, who is one of the victim’s friends. Her testimony revolved around what Roberts did to her family.

“At only 14 years old, our son was planted in the middle of an adult criminal case,” Jones told the court.

Jones went on to say that instead of her son having a normal high school, “he was instead pulled into years of court hearings, media, and delays. We respectfully ask the court to consider the impact the case has had on not only the victims but the families.”

‘Danger came from a predator with hair extensions, high heels, Botox, and other modifications’: Victim’s mother speaks
The court also heard from the victim’s mother. She opened her statement by setting the scene:

“A simple birthday party. A gathering of friends and family. The kind of night that should have ended in laughter and memories,” the victim’s mother said.

She went on to say, “This predator was not hiding in a van carrying candy or a puppy. This danger came from a predator with hair extensions, high heels, Botox, and other modifications.”

She also said the pain didn’t end the night of the incident or the trial. She turned to Roberts and her attorneys and said, “The attorneys you hired claimed we put your kids on the stand. Oh no, Miss, that’s you. My heart broke for all the kids that we forced to relive that night. Your team flat-out lied and was very disrespectful throughout this trial.”
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
183274 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 2:26 pm to
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The ex-huband is an Allstate insurance salesman.


He owns the agency. Took it over from his dad who owned it for like 40 years. He also owns the shopping center it is in.

His family isn't poor, which is probably why Misty went after him.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18179 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 2:28 pm to
Dammit, I was coming to post the same pictures!
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22794 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 2:29 pm to
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‘Danger came from a predator with hair extensions, high heels, Botox, and other modifications’: Victim’s mother speaks

And Roberts was extremely fricked up at the time, from what I've read.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18515 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 2:30 pm to
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This danger came from a predator with hair extensions, high heels, Botox, and other modifications.

Savage
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40985 posts
Posted on 6/9/26 at 2:33 pm to
Anyone care to guess what the other modifications might be?
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