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re: Just Got My Yearly Bonus

Posted on 11/23/21 at 5:05 pm to
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3333 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 5:05 pm to
Some employers will let you opt out of all deductions except for Social Security, but it takes a hell of a lot of discipline to remember to set aside that money come April.

That said, a very wise tax whisperer once told me you should always avoid paying Uncle Sam until you absolutely have to do so.

A wealthy friend also pointed out that taxes are only for the poor and stupid.
This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 5:06 pm
Posted by SeaBass23
VA
Member since Jul 2019
1589 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

jelly of the month club?


It’s from the movie Christmas Vacation. Clark had invented some new flavor enhancer that brought a ton of money into the company. He was expecting to receive a hefty bonus and put it into a new pool. I’d tell you the rest but you should probably watch the movie.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18582 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 5:09 pm to
Who gets their bonus at the end of the year?

We get ours in April. Which kinda sucks but makes sense. EOY results are needed to determine payouts
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4351 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 5:10 pm to
How much was your bonus?
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4351 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Just imagine. Think of the economic growth if everyone all the sudden kept 90% of their wages


If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it ought to be good enough for Uncle Sam.
Posted by SEC. 593
Chicago
Member since Aug 2012
4046 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 5:19 pm to
This your first bonus? They're always taxed this way.
Posted by LSUBogeyMan
Member since Oct 2021
1181 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

Seriously, frick the IRS. If people had to write out checks for a portion of every paycheck for those fricks to waste on their bullshite we’d fix some things real quick


Yep, my friends who have always had a paycheck with taxes taken out don’t seem as bothered as those who pay. Out of sight, out of mind.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71468 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

Who gets their bonus at the end of the year?



A lot of people? I work for a CPA firm, and we get it one week before end of year so we can hurry up and do our taxes and get the rest of the overly taxed bonus
Posted by LSUBogeyMan
Member since Oct 2021
1181 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

It’s from the movie Christmas Vacation. Clark had invented some new flavor enhancer that brought a ton of money into the company.


It was a non nutritive cereal varnish.
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2563 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 5:30 pm to
Yeah, it's always been pretty close to that. Is this your 1st year getting a bonus, rookie?
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30213 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 6:17 pm to
I'm sure it's been mentioned, but bonuses are always taxed as supplemental income up front.

Come tax time when you file, it's considered regular income and subject to your effective tax rate which means you'll like get half of what was withheld back as a refund. (Obviously depending on other factors)
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10572 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 6:20 pm to
It's called temporarily hitting another tax bracket. Ask your boss how it plays out end of year.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63151 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

A wealthy friend also pointed out that taxes are only for the poor and stupid.


Definitely sounds like the type that makes sure his friends know he's wealthy.
Posted by BeauxNArreaux
Tennessee
Member since Jun 2016
751 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

You sound like K'Lavon Chaisson when he found out about withholding taxes.

It’ll be interesting as more athletes get NIL and see the tax burden earlier in life how many of them wise up and start thinking more right.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11392 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 6:57 pm to
Pretty sure Donald Trump took that much out of mine last year as well. I don't care who is in office. It's too damn much.
Posted by MindGoblin
Member since Sep 2021
81 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 6:59 pm to
Tree fiddy
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 7:00 pm to
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Some employers will let you opt out of all deductions except for Social Security, but it takes a hell of a lot of discipline to remember to set aside that money come April.


Usually not for a bonus.

Paid differently. Small companies might not play by the same rules though.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20446 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 7:13 pm to
You can have whatever the hell you want to have withheld, depending on how you file. Single and none, or married with 4. Your choice. Just know that if you don't pay taxes on the front end, you will get nailed to the cross paying on the back end. And anybody that flip flops from one status to another will most certainly get audited by the IRS as it will throw up red flags.

By the way, I'm not responding to you but just hit the reply button. I'm really responding to the other guy.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14875 posts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 7:40 pm to
If my tax bill was income it would put me in the top 1%. F joe Biden and anyyone who’s ever been to Washington.
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