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Just got my Vasectomy...balls are swelling

Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:00 pm
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:00 pm
It wasn’t so bad. It was a lot better than I expected. Dr Amy Schmeekle at the BR Clinic did it. When am I gonna be back on my feet? I run a lot.

The pain meds feel wonderful though.
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6960 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:00 pm to
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by magicman534
The dirty dell
Member since May 2011
1903 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:02 pm to
You are gonna feel like you can do it tomorrow but don’t. Take it easy and wear the jock strap to hold the balls up.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24172 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:02 pm to
Time to fap. Make sure it still works.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18330 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:02 pm to
Pics?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178325 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:03 pm to
Never take the venom out of the snake.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
12889 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

Take it easy and wear the jock strap

Most underrated piece of clothing in the world.
Did wonders for me after I caught a case of testicular torsion.
This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 4:04 pm
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:04 pm to
I look like Spider-Man with the tight arse drawers on.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:04 pm to
You feel gay yet?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

It wasn’t so bad. It was a lot better than I expected. Dr Amy Schmeekle at the BR Clinic did it. When am I gonna be back on my feet? I run a lot. The pain meds feel wonderful though.


Whatever you do, don't yawn and stretch. Trust me.
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16457 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:05 pm to
Now when you beat off, you just spit puffs of air.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Dr Amy Schmeekle



Wood
Posted by Lambdatiger1989
NOLA
Member since Jan 2012
2558 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:05 pm to
Frozen peas stat!
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:06 pm to
Pic of Amy

Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:07 pm to
I’m laying in the bed with frozen peas on my balls.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184500 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

Just got my Vasectomy...balls are swelling



There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
3082 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:08 pm to
Welcome to the club. Now order your jizz test from Amazon so you will be ready when the time arrives. It's like some one just gave you the 30 life code for Contra for the first time.

ETA: Now you just need to get an ED prescription med and you will truly ascend to greatness. Doesn't matter if you think you don't need it. You do.

This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 4:13 pm
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5774 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:14 pm to
Take it easy and ice your balls this weekend, baw
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46672 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

I caught a case of testicular torsion.


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