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Just got my Vasectomy...balls are swelling
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:00 pm
It wasn’t so bad. It was a lot better than I expected. Dr Amy Schmeekle at the BR Clinic did it. When am I gonna be back on my feet? I run a lot.
The pain meds feel wonderful though.
The pain meds feel wonderful though.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:00 pm to Commandeaux
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:02 pm to Commandeaux
You are gonna feel like you can do it tomorrow but don’t. Take it easy and wear the jock strap to hold the balls up.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:02 pm to Commandeaux
Time to fap. Make sure it still works.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:03 pm to Commandeaux
Never take the venom out of the snake.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:03 pm to magicman534
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Take it easy and wear the jock strap
Most underrated piece of clothing in the world.
Did wonders for me after I caught a case of testicular torsion.
This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:04 pm to Commandeaux
I look like Spider-Man with the tight arse drawers on.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:04 pm to Commandeaux
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It wasn’t so bad. It was a lot better than I expected. Dr Amy Schmeekle at the BR Clinic did it. When am I gonna be back on my feet? I run a lot. The pain meds feel wonderful though.
Whatever you do, don't yawn and stretch. Trust me.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:05 pm to Commandeaux
Now when you beat off, you just spit puffs of air.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:05 pm to Commandeaux
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Dr Amy Schmeekle
Wood
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:07 pm to Lambdatiger1989
I’m laying in the bed with frozen peas on my balls.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:07 pm to Commandeaux
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Just got my Vasectomy...balls are swelling
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:08 pm to Commandeaux
Welcome to the club. Now order your jizz test from Amazon so you will be ready when the time arrives. It's like some one just gave you the 30 life code for Contra for the first time.
ETA: Now you just need to get an ED prescription med and you will truly ascend to greatness. Doesn't matter if you think you don't need it. You do.

ETA: Now you just need to get an ED prescription med and you will truly ascend to greatness. Doesn't matter if you think you don't need it. You do.

This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:14 pm to Commandeaux
Take it easy and ice your balls this weekend, baw
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:16 pm to BlackCoffeeKid
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I caught a case of testicular torsion.
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