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re: Just got my Vasectomy...balls are swelling

Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:14 pm to
Do jumping jacks. It'll tighten them up and keep them from looking like old man nuts.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:20 pm to
Seriously, the only thing you lose is distance but that doesn’t matter because you are burying them the rest of your life. Welcome to the club.
Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3835 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:33 pm to
You’ll feel fine in a couple days.

DO NOT BE DECEIVED. DONT DO ANYTHING STRENUOUS FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. Speaking from experience.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

DO NOT BE DECEIVED. DONT DO ANYTHING STRENUOUS FOR AT LEAST A WEEK.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN!

Do jumping jacks.
Posted by Good Old Baw
Member since Jan 2015
194 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:45 pm to
Thats self mutilation.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:46 pm to
What was her estimate?
Posted by The Ostrich
Member since May 2009
2758 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:46 pm to
first
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
11177 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:15 pm to
Why did you do it? Women hit menopause. You still banging young hotties?
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:15 pm to
I'm still a few years off from getting mine, and even I already know to book Masters weekend or the opening round of the NCAA tourney and milk that shite.

Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70128 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:22 pm to
I’m never going to get one

I dated some chick for about a month and she wanted me to have one

No thanks
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60087 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:23 pm to
Congrats on coming out the closet
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80815 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Dr Amy Schmeekle
I thought you were joking because "schmekle" is a Yiddish word for penis.
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
8797 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

Just got my Vasectomy


The world thanks you.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9664 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:38 pm to
My son had one done today also. I asked him if they put the section they took out into a jar of alcohol so he could keep it. Like an appendix.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24634 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Dr Amy Schmeekle

I'm sure she appreciates the advertisement but if she made your ball swell, I ain't going to her.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13570 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Masters weekend or the opening round of the NCAA tourney and milk that shite.


My plan for next year. Wife has mentioned getting an ablation a few times but our youngest turned 1 last month and still hasn’t done it. We don’t need any more.
Posted by happy hour 2
Ascension
Member since Aug 2014
391 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 7:03 pm to
You’ll be fine in a few months
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15307 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

Dr Amy Schmeekle



HOT physician
Posted by LSU Tigershark
10,000 posts
Member since Dec 2007
10568 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 7:25 pm to
How soon can you resume picking up a 2 and 3 yr old, lifting patients for therapy, stretching patients, etc? I want to have it done, but I'm really worried about being able to work as a therapist

ETA: 2 and 3 yr old are my kids, patients are 18-98 yr old
This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 7:26 pm
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