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re: Just got my Vasectomy...balls are swelling
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:14 pm to Commandeaux
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:14 pm to Commandeaux
Do jumping jacks. It'll tighten them up and keep them from looking like old man nuts.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:20 pm to Commandeaux
Seriously, the only thing you lose is distance but that doesn’t matter because you are burying them the rest of your life. Welcome to the club.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:33 pm to Scoop
You’ll feel fine in a couple days.
DO NOT BE DECEIVED. DONT DO ANYTHING STRENUOUS FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. Speaking from experience.
DO NOT BE DECEIVED. DONT DO ANYTHING STRENUOUS FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. Speaking from experience.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:35 pm to AUjim
quote:
DO NOT BE DECEIVED. DONT DO ANYTHING STRENUOUS FOR AT LEAST A WEEK.
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN!
Do jumping jacks.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:15 pm to Commandeaux
Why did you do it? Women hit menopause. You still banging young hotties?
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:15 pm to Commandeaux
I'm still a few years off from getting mine, and even I already know to book Masters weekend or the opening round of the NCAA tourney and milk that shite.


Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:22 pm to Muthsera
I’m never going to get one
I dated some chick for about a month and she wanted me to have one
No thanks
I dated some chick for about a month and she wanted me to have one
No thanks
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:23 pm to Commandeaux
Congrats on coming out the closet
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:23 pm to Commandeaux
quote:I thought you were joking because "schmekle" is a Yiddish word for penis.
Dr Amy Schmeekle
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:24 pm to Commandeaux
quote:
Just got my Vasectomy
The world thanks you.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:38 pm to Commandeaux
My son had one done today also. I asked him if they put the section they took out into a jar of alcohol so he could keep it. Like an appendix.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:39 pm to Commandeaux
quote:
Dr Amy Schmeekle
I'm sure she appreciates the advertisement but if she made your ball swell, I ain't going to her.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 6:56 pm to Muthsera
quote:
Masters weekend or the opening round of the NCAA tourney and milk that shite.
My plan for next year. Wife has mentioned getting an ablation a few times but our youngest turned 1 last month and still hasn’t done it. We don’t need any more.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 7:03 pm to BlackCoffeeKid
You’ll be fine in a few months
Posted on 6/28/19 at 7:06 pm to Commandeaux
quote:
Dr Amy Schmeekle
HOT physician
Posted on 6/28/19 at 7:25 pm to happy hour 2
How soon can you resume picking up a 2 and 3 yr old, lifting patients for therapy, stretching patients, etc? I want to have it done, but I'm really worried about being able to work as a therapist
ETA: 2 and 3 yr old are my kids, patients are 18-98 yr old
ETA: 2 and 3 yr old are my kids, patients are 18-98 yr old
This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 7:26 pm
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