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re: Just got my Vasectomy...balls are swelling

Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:19 pm to
Posted by The Ostrich
Member since May 2009
2758 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:19 pm to
Knees weak, arms are heavy, he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready dust loads all up in your mom's spaghetti
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102351 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:19 pm to
good luck. Do a couple shots with the meds to take the edge off.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

When am I gonna be back on my feet? I run a lot.


Should have asked your doctor that ya dummy
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:22 pm to
Sure a doctor can give you an estimation but I would rather hear it from men who actually had to recover from one dummy.
Posted by AllemanWC
Bayou Corne
Member since Jan 2015
1017 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:23 pm to
Keep those nuggets frozen the entire weekend. Swap those bags of peas every 4 hours. Stay off your feet except to go to the bathroom or kitchen to eat. Come Monday you’ll be good to go. If you don’t take it easy you’ll be struggling through next weekend.

Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12643 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:29 pm to
Subtle not ever having to worry about pulling out again brag
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:29 pm to
Did you get a free rub & tug?
Posted by JohnDoe00
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2019
920 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:32 pm to
Id let her play with my balls for sure
This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 4:33 pm
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:40 pm to
Congrats on the vagina
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44806 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Pics or it didn't happen.



First reply. Well done, sir. Well done.
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

The Boat

This
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 4:55 pm to
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When am I gonna be back on my feet? I run a lot.


Haven't had that done but, I've heard you shouldn't go play softball.

So I'd say, take your time before going for a run.
This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 4:56 pm
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2538 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:04 pm to
A bag of frozen peas will work wonders!
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:08 pm to
His balls are swelling, knees weak, arms are heavy
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32976 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:09 pm to
Brah take it easy. Sit down and chill the duck out for a couple days. Trust me.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

Knees weak, arms are heavy, he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready dust loads all up in your mom's spaghetti


Damn.

We both did that.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:13 pm to
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Congrats on the vagina


Yeah, because dropping bombs the rest of your life carefree is so awful.

Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 5:14 pm to
Good job turning your cobra into a belt.
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