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re: It’s about that time for some crazy thanksgiving family stories
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:57 am to LB84
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:57 am to LB84
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Wasn't there some awesome one last year? Some guy's brother was bringing a stripper girlfriend and their mom lost it? Or was that a Christmas story?
That was mine.
Every word of it was true.
Sadly, my chaotic extended family Thanksgiving only occurs every other year when all sides “get together”.
This is a normal year so you guys will have to find someone else to laugh at.
Sorry to disappoint.
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Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:01 pm to SECdragonmaster
Please repost. Would love to read this event. Lol
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:14 pm to trussthetruzz
Not really crazy, but when my sister(no pics) was a newlywed, she made a fancy Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings, including homemade cranberry sauce. Her husband was career Navy and accustomed to chow hall Thanksgiving dinner, so she had to run out and get the canned cranberry sauce for him.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:15 pm to KTShoe
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:20 pm to HenryParsons
Back story on this?
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:20 pm to LouisianaLady
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family members all eating in different corners on the yard on the ground/grass because of Covid. While the rest of the family enjoyed the meal inside together.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:22 pm to Jim Rockford
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Her husband was career Navy and accustomed to chow hall Thanksgiving dinner, so she had to run out and get the canned cranberry sauce for him.
My wife makes homemade cranberry sauce every thanksgiving. And she also buys a can of the canned stuff for me, because I refuse to eat her homemade stuff.
Cranberry sauce should be jiggly and plop out of a can.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:22 pm to Commandeaux
You’re the guy filming right?
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:24 pm to alphaandomega
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Back story on this?
This was a viral video years back, when it initially came out it wasn't immediately apparent this was staged. Still somewhat funny to watch.
LINK to YouTube Video
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:25 pm to trussthetruzz
A few years ago I went to my Aunt's house for Thanksgiving. Her old neighbor had retired and moved down to Florida a few years prior but he was back in town for the holiday to catch up with friends. My aunt invited him to Thanksgiving dinner I guess because he didn't have anywhere else to go.
Anyway, the guy had moved down to The Villages - that gigantic retirement city down in Florida that is known for free golf and a bunch of boomers pissing away their kids inheritence on debauchery. Dude proceeds to get drunk and right at the dinner table starts bragging about all the drugs they do and all of the old widows and swingers he is banging down there. He wasn't that old either, maybe early 60s. I nearly lost it when he said "I've had so many old women in my bed I have to change the sheets everyday!
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Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:42 pm to trussthetruzz
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It’s about that time for some crazy thanksgiving family stories
My FIL and I got into it big last year at Thanksgiving over the election. He voted for Biden. I specifically told him that his new president would attack the fossil fuel industry and cause gas to skyrocket. He said Biden would NEVER do that and it's right wing propaganda.
Can't wait to revisit this on Thursday.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:45 pm to Marciano1
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My FIL and I got into it big last year at Thanksgiving over the election. He voted for Biden. I specifically told him that his new president would attack the fossil fuel industry and cause gas to skyrocket. He said Biden would NEVER do that and it's right wing propaganda. Can't wait to revisit this on Thursday.
Just like all the other brainless wonders, he won't admit that he was wrong.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 1:04 pm to trussthetruzz
2 guys who were brothers arguing about who was going to carve the turkey. 1 killed the other with a hammer. How's that 1?
This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 11/23/21 at 1:06 pm to trussthetruzz
Nothing will ever top Thanksgiving 2016 after the election.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 1:26 pm to Jim Rockford
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Her husband was career Navy and accustomed to chow hall Thanksgiving dinner, so she had to run out and get the canned cranberry sauce for him.
I only eat canned cranberry sauce. If it doesn’t have the ridges, I don’t want it.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 2:36 pm to The Boat
quote:Was a joyous time at my house. Nary a democrat in sight.
Nothing will ever top Thanksgiving 2016 after the election.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 2:39 pm to Marciano1
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My FIL and I got into it big last year at Thanksgiving over the election. He voted for Biden. I specifically told him that his new president would attack the fossil fuel industry and cause gas to skyrocket. He said Biden would NEVER do that and it's right wing propaganda.
Make it a teachable moment, have him remember what his Thanksgiving dinner looked like last year and have the 2021 meal be 40% less.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 2:44 pm to Skeet Mc
Or give him one of the dessert plates for his meal. That should be about 40% smaller than standard plates.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 2:51 pm to HenryParsons
We had Christmas on my parents huge patio last year instead of crowding in the living room. The kids played and the adults all spread out comfortably. It is now our new family tradition if it is not freezing cold. We also switched from evening to afternoon which is better as well.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 2:55 pm to trussthetruzz
A few years ago. Were sitting around after dinner. My wife and I and a few others were sitting on the couch facing tv and most of the “older adults” had their backs to the the tv. I guess the tv was on hbo or showtime and the movie in the beginning that the actor was raw dogging his wife from behind popped up on the large flat screen tv.
My wife giggled and turned the tv off.
My wife giggled and turned the tv off.
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