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re: It’s about that time for some crazy thanksgiving family stories
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:44 am to trussthetruzz
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:44 am to trussthetruzz
Found out yesterday, that we bought a 17lb turkey and 1/2 the people aren't coming after all.
MIL's brother and his family are opting to go to Comic Con
MIL's twice divorced husband (wife's step dad) doesn't want to be around my wife's dad's side.
So we are left with:
My MIL, who is already trying to guilt trip us to have a last minute Thanksgiving with the step dad after Thursday because he basically still pays for a bunch of her stuff (he obviously doesn't know how divorce works)
My wife's Grandma and long term live in boyfriend, who she will never marry in order to keep military medical benefits from her divorced Air Force husband.
My wife's Aunt, a recovering alcoholic and drug addict, and her recovering alcoholic and drug addict ex-bf who she still lives with.
MIL's brother and his family are opting to go to Comic Con
MIL's twice divorced husband (wife's step dad) doesn't want to be around my wife's dad's side.
So we are left with:
My MIL, who is already trying to guilt trip us to have a last minute Thanksgiving with the step dad after Thursday because he basically still pays for a bunch of her stuff (he obviously doesn't know how divorce works)
My wife's Grandma and long term live in boyfriend, who she will never marry in order to keep military medical benefits from her divorced Air Force husband.
My wife's Aunt, a recovering alcoholic and drug addict, and her recovering alcoholic and drug addict ex-bf who she still lives with.
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Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:51 am to Packer
I will spend this thanksgiving working on rog sites. Holiday pay FTW
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:52 am to trussthetruzz
I wish my wife's family had some fireworks every now and then. They're good folks, but pretty boring.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:54 am to trussthetruzz
Honestly, how many of you are the trashy uncle?
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:54 am to trussthetruzz
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This post was edited on 7/19/26 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:54 am to trussthetruzz
A few years back was it Thanksgiving or Christmas the husband was having a wank in the bathroom and casting the porn to the family room TV and all the relatives?
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:54 am to Packer
ladies and gentlemen, the modern american family:
quote:
MIL's brother and his family are opting to go to Comic Con
MIL's twice divorced husband (wife's step dad) doesn't want to be around my wife's dad's side.
So we are left with:
My MIL, who is already trying to guilt trip us to have a last minute Thanksgiving with the step dad after Thursday because he basically still pays for a bunch of her stuff (he obviously doesn't know how divorce works)
My wife's Grandma and long term live in boyfriend, who she will never marry in order to keep military medical benefits from her divorced Air Force husband.
My wife's Aunt, a recovering alcoholic and drug addict, and her recovering alcoholic and drug addict ex-bf who she still lives with.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:55 am to OMLandshark
I've attended dozens of thanksgiving with families and never had a crazy relative story.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:55 am to Nado Jenkins83
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I will spend this thanksgiving working on rog sites. Holiday pay FTW
quote:so you’re finally back to work after exhausting unemployment like a dead beat a couple times?
Nado Jenkins83
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:55 am to danilo
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Honestly, how many of you are the trashy uncle?
I may be. I'll
with my nephews, get pretty drunk most holidays and make inappropriate jokes. 
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:55 am to trussthetruzz
Luckily I don’t host holidays. I show up, have a plate of food, and roll the eff out
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:00 am to SuperSaint
Old lies never die. Just like addicts
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:02 am to Packer
Oooh, as far as potential for familial Thanksgiving shenanigans go, You sir, are the leader in the clubhouse.
On Thursday, Please consider live postings directly from the dinner table. OT Legend status for you could only be a few slipped Oxy’s or Jack and 7’s away.
On Thursday, Please consider live postings directly from the dinner table. OT Legend status for you could only be a few slipped Oxy’s or Jack and 7’s away.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:12 am to trussthetruzz
Looking forward to seeing my sister’s step daughters nice arse. She certainly has matured into a lovely young lady.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:13 am to LB84
One of my favorite posts from last year or the year before was the photos of the family members all eating in different corners on the yard on the ground/grass because of Covid. While the rest of the family enjoyed the meal inside together. 
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:14 am to danilo
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Looking forward to seeing my sister’s step daughters nice arse. She certainly has matured into a lovely young lady.
So you're the crazy uncle.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:17 am to Packer
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Found out yesterday, that we bought a 17lb turkey and 1/2 the people aren't coming after all.
Even outside of holidays, doesn't it royally piss you off when you're trying to plan something and half of the attendees are "maybes"? Not even full out not coming, but this "maybe" bullshite where they want to decide last minute if they'll come or not. You cannot plan around that.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:21 am to LouisianaLady
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but this "maybe" bull shite
It infuriates me. I tell them don't bother. You can "maybe" somewhere else. We have it on both sides but my SIL, BIL, and MIL are the fuggin worst.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:40 am to LouisianaLady
Just become a maybe. Its much easier
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:44 am to autauga
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A few years back was it Thanksgiving or Christmas the husband was having a wank in the bathroom and casting the porn to the family room TV and all the relatives?
I remember that one. I've always wondered exactly what about a family gathering made that guy think "I really should go jack off right now".
Then I saw this:
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Looking forward to seeing my sister’s step daughters nice arse. She certainly has matured into a lovely young lady.
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