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It’s about that time for some crazy thanksgiving family stories
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:17 am
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:17 am
What’s your trashy uncle doing this thanksgiving to ruin it
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Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:19 am to trussthetruzz
Can’t wait to read the stories.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:20 am to trussthetruzz
It's never to early for a trashy holiday story 
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:20 am to trussthetruzz
Plot twist: I'm the trashy uncle.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:21 am to trussthetruzz
Taking my mask off around my family and my wife's boyfriend now that Lord Fauci says I can!!!
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:22 am to trussthetruzz
Wasn't there some awesome one last year? Some guy's brother was bringing a stripper girlfriend and their mom lost it? Or was that a Christmas story?
This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 10:23 am
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:22 am to trussthetruzz
There’s a poster here that tells some truly hilarious family stories. I think it’s HarryBalzack?
Had me in tears
Hope he makes a return appearance
Had me in tears
Hope he makes a return appearance
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:22 am to trussthetruzz
My coworker is banging some dude's wife. The husband is ok with it. They invited him for Thanksgiving dinner. He showed me videos of the husband recording their sessions. While I'm watching the Saints game Thursday, he will be balls deep in a "Hotwife"...not literally hot, but you get the point.
Top this frickery.
Top this frickery.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:25 am to Commandeaux
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he will be balls deep in a "Hotwife"...
Pics?
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:26 am to Commandeaux
quote:
My coworker is banging some dude's wife. The husband is ok with it. They invited him for Thanksgiving dinner. He showed me videos of the husband recording their sessions. While I'm watching the Saints game Thursday, he will be balls deep in a "Hotwife"...not literally hot, but you get the point.
Top this frickery.
How is Jerry Falwell doing these days?
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:27 am to Commandeaux
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wife
Rules are rules
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:28 am to trussthetruzz
BOOKMARKED
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:29 am to trussthetruzz
When I was around 11-13 we had a streak where at least 1 family member went to the hospital at Thanksgiving. The one that sticks out is my Grandmother's Husband (divorced & remarried) got shite housed and fell over backwards splitting his head open and had to go get stitches. My Grandmother is one of those filled with piss and vinegar types starts berating him. He simply looked over holding a rag to the back of his head and said "I've had too many Martoonis and I like it"!
Everyone laughed their arse off
Everyone laughed their arse off
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:30 am to BrohemAlem11
So, your co-worker is banging your wife.. need pics of your wife
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:31 am to trussthetruzz
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:32 am to LB84
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Some guy's brother was bringing a stripper girlfriend and their mom lost it? Or was that a Christmas story?
I remember that one. There were some fun stories in the thread last year. Someone need to find the thread and bump it. I wouldnt mind rereading it.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:32 am to trussthetruzz
I spent Thanksgiving at a buddies place in college - he lived in the mid west and we used thanksgiving break as a reason to go hunting.
Fast forward to thanksgiving dinner....the black sheep of the family was a crackhead uncle that was fresh out of rehab. All other family members seemed normal, polite and welcoming.
Previously mentioned crackhead uncle starts going on a random tangent about how the local police are framing him for various petty crimes.
Another uncle politely asks him to leave - he does not leave.
His tangent reaches climax and he starts slurring his words and then passes out into a plate of mashed potatoes. He was snoring and the potatoes were bubbling around his nose.
All other family members start gasping and panicking to make sure he's ok - turns out he's fine but was high as a kite and his brain said "Frick this, I'm out".
The best part was another uncle who spoke calm and collected through this entire episode leaned over and told me "when this waste of life wakes up, I'm going to take him outside and drag him behind my truck"
I did the awkward smile and laugh but this uncle was stone serious - apparently he served in NAM and was a real deal badass.
The crack heads only saving grace was this his mother, my buddies grandmother, was still alive and called an ambulance to come pick him up.
Fast forward to thanksgiving dinner....the black sheep of the family was a crackhead uncle that was fresh out of rehab. All other family members seemed normal, polite and welcoming.
Previously mentioned crackhead uncle starts going on a random tangent about how the local police are framing him for various petty crimes.
Another uncle politely asks him to leave - he does not leave.
His tangent reaches climax and he starts slurring his words and then passes out into a plate of mashed potatoes. He was snoring and the potatoes were bubbling around his nose.
All other family members start gasping and panicking to make sure he's ok - turns out he's fine but was high as a kite and his brain said "Frick this, I'm out".
The best part was another uncle who spoke calm and collected through this entire episode leaned over and told me "when this waste of life wakes up, I'm going to take him outside and drag him behind my truck"
I did the awkward smile and laugh but this uncle was stone serious - apparently he served in NAM and was a real deal badass.
The crack heads only saving grace was this his mother, my buddies grandmother, was still alive and called an ambulance to come pick him up.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:36 am to trussthetruzz
i'm going to get drunk and rant about jeff and ghis in front of a bunch of toddlers
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:40 am to trussthetruzz
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It’s about that time for some crazy thanksgiving family stories
This annual thread truly is a tradition like no other.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 10:40 am to trussthetruzz
A few years back my BIL and I were in charge of frying the turkeys. His dumb arse didn't thaw them out like he was supposed to and it ended up turning into an inferno when we dunked them in. Burnt the whole house down. Three Alarm Fire. I just wish Uncle George had made it out. RIP.
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