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Is it only retards that get in car accidents?

Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:24 pm
Posted by theliontamer
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
1430 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:24 pm
seems like only retards that get in car accidents.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
24604 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:25 pm to
I'd edit that to say only morons cause car wrecks. There are plenty of people who get in wrecks that are caused by morons.
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
769 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:25 pm to
based on this thread, you must have been in several.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70602 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:26 pm to
The smartest Georgia Tech engineer I know is a ramblin' accident looking for a place to occur.

So I'm not sure.
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
2831 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:26 pm to
Wait, we let retards drive now?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
17221 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:27 pm to
"get in" does not equal "cause" a wreck.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
283821 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

seems like only retards that get in car accidents.


So if you obey the laws and someone hits you from behind, youre now a retard?
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8294 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:28 pm to
I think you need to go check yourself in to the local Association for Retarded Community to find out more about this.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31742 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:30 pm to
I have an unblemished driving record… never speeding ticket or an accident that I have caused… but I’ve been reared ended twice at red lights by douchebag
kids who were texting on their phones…. So yes I have been in an accident, but neither one of them were my fault.

This post was edited on 6/10/25 at 4:31 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130829 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:32 pm to
This guy is gonna find yall

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130761 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:48 pm to
You mean *cause accidents
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17905 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 4:50 pm to
Well, maybe. But that doesn't mean all retards get in accidents.

Empirical evidence: I haven't been in an accident for weeks now.

ETA: not counting that 18-wheeler on I-10 I just rear ended. Timing is everything.
This post was edited on 6/10/25 at 4:53 pm
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
13565 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 5:09 pm to
No, but they cause most of them.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
8807 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 5:30 pm to
Sometimes retards hit non retards
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28709 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 5:47 pm to
quote:


I have an unblemished driving record… never speeding ticket or an accident that I have caused…


You may be the most boring human in the world.
Posted by SpaceCamp
Member since Nov 2020
414 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 5:51 pm to
Probably. I have been hit at least 8 times and the common denominator is me.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
38734 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 7:38 pm to
So if I run into your car while you are sitting at alight that makes you a retard because you just got into a car accident.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15510 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 9:04 pm to
I was stopped at a light and a woman drove onto the street from a parking lot and hit my car. I can only imagine she was distracted because it was so avoidable. Anyway, I got out to get her insurance info and the driver was deaf. She spoke like deaf people speak.

I went back to my car and told my ex-wife the other driver was retarded. She went and spoke with her and said I was right.

Maybe your theory is fact!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
67222 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 9:06 pm to
I have a family member who got hit by a 75 year old white guy in a Kia Soul after he blew through a red light a few days ago.
This post was edited on 6/10/25 at 9:06 pm
Posted by ExtraGravy
Member since Nov 2018
915 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 9:09 pm to
I'm not sure how serious the OP's question is. But the issue has been studied, and people with lower IQ are more likely to be injured or die of accidents in general, including car accidents.

Intelligence isn't everything in life. But it matters a lot to life outcomes.


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