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re: In todays *never cease to be amazed*, idiot French family nearly gets attacked by cheetahs

Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:12 pm to
Posted by Bluefin
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:12 pm to
Posted by JJ27
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:13 pm to
1. Why didn't they honk the horn to warn the family instead of laughing about the cheetahs stalking them?

2. That Mom just tells the cheetah to frick off and walks away.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:13 pm to
I always thought cheetahs were rather small, as well, but the ones in that video look a lot bigger than that.

Look at them compared to he people and the car there.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:13 pm to
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Come on, you of all people know that's a ridiculous statement


If I had to wager, I'd place my money on a dude my size (6' 185 - muscular and attractive) to come out the victor in a fight to the death with a medium sized cheetah.

Cheetahs aren't build for fighting. It would tire in about 2 minutes.
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 4:05 pm
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:16 pm to
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medium sized cheetah.


Have you seen a cheetah in real life? They're bigger than you think.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:16 pm to
The video is ridiculous. How dumb can you possibly be..

Our cameramen could have given a courtesy honk
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 2:17 pm
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:18 pm to
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Have you seen a cheetah in real life? They're bigger than you think.


Oh you mean like at a zoo? No, I've never been to a zoo. And I've never seen a cheetah.

Yes, of course I've seen a cheetah IRL.

Average cheetahs go from 50–150 lbs. Weight varies quite a bit. I think a 185 lb (fit, muscular man) kills a 100 lb (medium sized) cheetah. Just my take
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:18 pm to
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I think a person (man) could kill a cheetah.
Easily. They the most fragile of the big cats.
Posted by Purple Spoon
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:19 pm to
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If I had to wager, I'd place my money on a dude my size (6' 185 - muscular and attractive) to come out the victor in a fight to the death with a medium sized cheetah. Cheetahs aren't build for fighting. It would overheat in about 2 minutes


Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:20 pm to
i would get out with cheetahs around...they are the pussies of the big cats
Posted by Rep520
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:20 pm to
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Cheetahs aren't build for fighting.


How do you think cheetahs get food?

Most cheetahs are about 100+ pounds and can run upwards of 60 MPH. Just getting hit with a 100 LB anything at 60 MPH will take out an average person. When that anything has claws and teeth too...
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:20 pm to
Those French, retreating again.



Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:21 pm to
You know why there’s no casinos in France? Too many cheetahs
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:21 pm to
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Easily. They the most fragile of the big cats.



They're fragile because they have to be to run and hunt the way they do. I'd take a German Shepherd over a cheetah.
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 2:24 pm
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:23 pm to
If only those Frenchies had been dipped in cheettos dust
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

I always thought cheetahs were rather small, as well, but the ones in that video look a lot bigger than that.

Look at them compared to he people and the car there.


My first thoughts as well. Those cheetahs didn't look "small" at all!
Posted by BillBrosky
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:24 pm to
Same family, more video;

Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:24 pm to
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How do you think cheetahs get food?


Is the answer "fighting in death cages?"
Posted by djangochained
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Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:25 pm to
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dude my size (6' 185 - muscular and attractive)


pecker, id wager your not anywhere near this
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:26 pm to
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Is the answer "fighting in death cages?"


No, but I doubt that's how most people get food either.
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