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re: In todays *never cease to be amazed*, idiot French family nearly gets attacked by cheetahs

Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:10 pm to
Posted by TigerCoon
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:10 pm to
I think Dad's panic almost cost him. It looked like the cheetah didn't chase him until he started to run.

They were ignoring the woman who was walking with the kid until Dad spazzed.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:14 pm to
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Could a person kill 3 cheetahs?




Nah, just one.
Posted by TigerCoon
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:18 pm to
Ok. I guess you were speaking hypothetically. I think I counted 3 in the video. They all seemed to be thinking about attacking.

Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:37 pm to
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You think a 100-150 pound animal running at you at 60 mph, would not be able trip you and bite your neck?


In a stationary fight that cheetah is killing a guy.

If I can see the cheetah coming, he's getting knuckle checked at his top apeed vs the speed of my fist.

...figure 65 mph cheetah vs 20 mph Rando fist.

The problem is if the cheetah doesn't go down in one punch, you now have to fight a cheetah with a broken hand

This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 4:42 pm
Posted by 1BamaRTR
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:38 pm to
Well there’s more then one in the video.
Posted by Ripley
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:45 pm to
Wow
Posted by crimsonsaint
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:48 pm to
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I think a person (man) could kill a cheetah. Not a little person tho (child or midget). I say this knowing I'm going to get hit with downvotes by all the homos out there who don't know how cheetahs work


You should prove all the “homos” wrong by putting on a GoPro and killing a cheetah.
Posted by Ripley
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:57 pm to
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Cheetahs aren't build for fighting. It would tire in about 2 minutes.


Do you think a Cheetah could beat a pitbull? Do you think a human could beat a pitbull?

I think the answers to these questions lead me to the answer - No, a person couldn't handle a cheetah.

Cheetah > Pitbull > Human
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 4:58 pm
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 5:22 pm to
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Do you think a Cheetah could beat a pitbull? Do you think a human could beat a pitbull?
Pit bull would kill a cheetah. Of that I have zero doubt. Done quite a bit of reading on dog fighting. There isn’t a fighting dog with more gameness than a pit bull (and I hate pitbulls). More times than not, the best pit bull will kill the best Ovcharka or Tosa Inu (in Cajun rules) simply because of gameness. Find me another animal that will fight for 5 hours.
Posted by TigerNAtux
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 5:39 pm to


This thread is TD OT gold.

Posted by Dead End
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 5:44 pm to
Of course the French would retreat...
Posted by The Tom Arnold
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 5:48 pm to
I’m sure they’ve already sued the park for emotional distress.
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 5:52 pm to
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You think a 100-150 pound animal running at you at 60 mph,
This would never happen. They don't run at still prey.
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How do you think you will stop that bare handed, in enough time to prevent it from happening?

Not sure if serious. Do you know anything about cheetahs?
Posted by TigerCoon
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 7:02 pm to
I agree with this. I think there are several breeds of dog that could kill a cheetah if a cheetah hung around to fight.



Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 7:37 pm to
Wikipedia:
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There are no records of cheetah killing human beings.


French family was going for the record books.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 7:57 pm to
Some of y’all need to watch some big cat diary

Cheetahs are pussies


Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 9:08 pm to
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There isn’t a fighting dog with more gameness than a pit bull (and I hate pitbulls). More times than not, the best pit bull will kill the best Ovcharka or Tosa Inu


You've spouted a lot of bullshite in this thread...but this one needs a correction.

The Kangal dog is the premier fighting dog. Who cares about fighting for 5 hours when the kangal mauls the other dog in under a minute.

Don't believe me? Have a strong stomach? Go watch "king kangal vs game pits"

Kangals are not to be fricked with


There's a many a dead yote around my house who can't attest to that.


ETA: other dogs know.

When we used to bring our guy to Zippys and let him lay in the back of the booth and eat tacos, none of the other dogs besides young puppies would walk anywhere around him. The puppies would crawl all over him while he was eating and he was oblivious.

But the adult dogs wouldn't come anywhere near our booth.

It's the weirdest thing, but dogs know when there is something less civilized around.
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 9:17 pm
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:29 pm to
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The Kangal dog is the premier fighting dog. Who cares about fighting for 5 hours when the kangal mauls the other dog in under a minute.


You’re an idiot and you know nothing of dog fighting, nor do you know about the various dog fighting rules/games. In Cajun Rules there is no better fighting dog than the Pit. There is no better test for a fighting dog than Cajun Rules.

I’m familiar with the Kangal, the Tosa Inu, the Dogo, the Press Canario, the Akita and the Cane Corso. In Russian (Volkodav) rules or Japanese rules you’re talking about dogs that outweigh Pits by 60-90 pounds - with handling and sponging and referee time stops. That’s not fighting. Cajun Rules: no handling, no sponging, no towels, just bloody dogs with the skin on their faces hanging like thread as they fight for 2-5 hours . It’s the most barbaric shite there is. And Pits dominate.

Im sorry you got on Wikipedia for 30 minutes and thought Kangals were the most impressive fighting dog because they’re enormous. Or got on bootleg Russian sites to watch videos of Kangals mauling Staffordshire Terriers, Bull Terriers or weak Pit Bull bait dogs (which is what they fight in Russia).

Basically everything you post in every thread I see you posting is retarded. This thread is no different.
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 10:58 pm
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:46 pm to
It appears you wish to return to a rebeloke level of posting. Nothing we can do to stop you besides ridicule you and highlight your stupidity.

One family of dog is used for organized super predator control in Africa. One. Kangals and their derivatives.

As for your idiotic ideas of dog fighting, pits fight, LGDs kill. Pits don't have the skin and fur to protect themselves. They also lack bite strength and mouth size.

I have to dispose of dead coyotes a few times a year, you read on the internet.

Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:50 pm to
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It appears you wish to return to a rebeloke level of posting. Nothing we can do to stop you besides ridicule you and highlight your stupidity.

One family of dog is used for organized super predator control in Africa. One. Kangals and their derivatives.

As for your idiotic ideas of dog fighting, pits fight, LGDs kill. Pits don't have the skin and fur to protect themselves. They also lack bite strength and mouth size.

I have to dispose of dead coyotes a few times a year, you read on the internet.







You have no idea what you’re talking about. Which is pretty standard.

Here’s a link. Start here and work your way toward not being so retarded

LINK
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 10:51 pm
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