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In todays *never cease to be amazed*, idiot French family nearly gets attacked by cheetahs
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:54 pm
Clueless family gets out of car at safari park. First part of vid is just them temping the cheetahs. Toward ending is when the cheetahs mercifully decided not to fillet them and their young child.
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:57 pm to Chuker
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Clueless family gets out of car at safari park.
With a very young/small child no less
Family of fricktards
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:59 pm to Chuker
That kid almost gets snatched. Need a gif of that
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:00 pm to Chuker
This is why French people need to give lots of power to their government. They need the nanny state.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:00 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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That kid almost gets snatched. Need a gif of that
Yall must watch the video. The mom was at least 25 feet away from the car with the kid and was at least three times almost pounced on. WITH KID IN HAND.
Edit: Actually further than 25 feet. She was on the left side of the mound.
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:00 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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Need a gif of that
Nope nope nope etc
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:02 pm to Nado Jenkins83
also don't under appreciate how the guy made a dash for the car leaving the woman and child. He didn't look old enough to be the father but still, weak.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:02 pm to Chuker
Cheetahs must not be French cats
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:04 pm to Chuker
The Dad hauled arse to the car and had the door shut before his wife/baby made it around the other side.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:04 pm to Chuker
Dude just leaves his wife and kid behind.
I guess the saying is true, you don’t have to be fast, just faster than someone else.
I guess the saying is true, you don’t have to be fast, just faster than someone else.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:05 pm to Chuker
That's an impressive level of stupid. Should have been a double-generation culling there...
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:05 pm to Chuker
My favorite part was that although the guys filming weren't speaking English, I knew exactly what they were saying 
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:06 pm to Chuker
That should be child endangerment.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:07 pm to Chuker
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Toward ending is when the cheetahs mercifully decided not to fillet them and their young child.
I think a person (man) could kill a cheetah. Not a little person tho (child or midget). I say this knowing I'm going to get hit with downvotes by all the homos out there who don't know how cheetahs work.
#TeamPeople

This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:09 pm to Chuker
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He didn't look old enough to be the father but still, weak.
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a teen-aged kid there. Early in the video, the person that gets out of the left, front door appears to be another female. Two adult ladies, a teen boy, and a small boy.
Cheetahs just wanted to challenge the kids to a foot race.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:09 pm to Pecker
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I think a person (man) could kill a cheetah.
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Pecker
Come on, you of all people know that's a ridiculous statement
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:10 pm to Chuker
Don’t. Turn. Your. Back. On. Cats.
It’s honestly very simple
It’s honestly very simple
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:11 pm to Chuker
About got Darwin'd. fricking idiots.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:12 pm to Chuker
That's natural selection at work.
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