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In todays *never cease to be amazed*, idiot French family nearly gets attacked by cheetahs

Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:54 pm
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:54 pm
Clueless family gets out of car at safari park. First part of vid is just them temping the cheetahs. Toward ending is when the cheetahs mercifully decided not to fillet them and their young child.


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Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7124 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Clueless family gets out of car at safari park.


With a very young/small child no less

Family of fricktards
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66551 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:59 pm to
That kid almost gets snatched. Need a gif of that
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64684 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:00 pm to
This is why French people need to give lots of power to their government. They need the nanny state.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43534 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

That kid almost gets snatched. Need a gif of that


Yall must watch the video. The mom was at least 25 feet away from the car with the kid and was at least three times almost pounced on. WITH KID IN HAND.

Edit: Actually further than 25 feet. She was on the left side of the mound.
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 2:02 pm
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
26536 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Need a gif of that

Nope nope nope etc
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:02 pm to
also don't under appreciate how the guy made a dash for the car leaving the woman and child. He didn't look old enough to be the father but still, weak.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33747 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:02 pm to
Cheetahs must not be French cats
Posted by AFistfulof$
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
1028 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:04 pm to
The Dad hauled arse to the car and had the door shut before his wife/baby made it around the other side.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
11486 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:04 pm to
Dude just leaves his wife and kid behind.

I guess the saying is true, you don’t have to be fast, just faster than someone else.
Posted by EarnYourStripes
Member since Aug 2014
565 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:05 pm to
That's an impressive level of stupid. Should have been a double-generation culling there...
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30618 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:05 pm to
My favorite part was that although the guys filming weren't speaking English, I knew exactly what they were saying
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:06 pm to
That should be child endangerment.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:07 pm to
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Toward ending is when the cheetahs mercifully decided not to fillet them and their young child.


I think a person (man) could kill a cheetah. Not a little person tho (child or midget). I say this knowing I'm going to get hit with downvotes by all the homos out there who don't know how cheetahs work.

#TeamPeople



This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25961 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:09 pm to
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He didn't look old enough to be the father but still, weak.


Yeah, I'm thinking it's a teen-aged kid there. Early in the video, the person that gets out of the left, front door appears to be another female. Two adult ladies, a teen boy, and a small boy.

Cheetahs just wanted to challenge the kids to a foot race.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30618 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

I think a person (man) could kill a cheetah.


quote:

Pecker


Come on, you of all people know that's a ridiculous statement
Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:10 pm to
Don’t. Turn. Your. Back. On. Cats.


It’s honestly very simple
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64684 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72195 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:11 pm to
About got Darwin'd. fricking idiots.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:12 pm to
That's natural selection at work.
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