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I'm at my girlfriend's parents' house and have to take a huge shite
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:02 pm
Should I excuse myself and tear up their porcelain throne, and risk embarrassment?
Or should I make an excuse to leave and go home to lay some cables while posting on TD?
tOT decides.
Or should I make an excuse to leave and go home to lay some cables while posting on TD?
tOT decides.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:04 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Just take a shite, baw. No shame.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:04 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I've always wondered this myself.... I've been with mine for 3+ years, but still.. I'd do something fricky in there after a 4 piece popeye's combo
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:04 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
How long have y'all been dating, and how many times have you been to her parent's house?
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:05 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
lay some cables
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:05 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Upperdeck that bitch and exert your dominance.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:07 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Do they only have one bathroom??
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:07 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Take a shite Beta Bitch.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:08 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Power squeeze and courtesy flush. Do it right and no one has to know.
If they do... Walk out like this

If they do... Walk out like this
This post was edited on 12/15/18 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:08 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Excuse yourself and go home.
I don’t even shite at work.
I don’t even shite at work.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:09 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Drop and flush... light spray of air freshener during toilet flushing to damper noise
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:09 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Just go in there and let it rip.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:09 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Take some toilet paper from the bathroom and go shite behind their garage
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:10 pm to Rohan Gravy
quote:
Excuse yourself and go home.
I don’t even shite at work.
I just finished my 30 min poop break about 5 mins ago.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:10 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Make sure the toilet works, baw


Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:11 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Do it. Hot water + hand soap to make flush easier
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:11 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Loudly tell everyone that you're going to have a nice wank. Trust me, nobody will disturb you.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:12 pm to Rohan Gravy
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I don’t even shite at work.
My newest job leaves me without a private bathroom.
It has made me more productive by default.
Can't kick back and jerk off in a public bathroom.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:12 pm to rowbear1922
Every morning after coffee,i waste 30+ minutes.
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