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I'm at my girlfriend's parents' house and have to take a huge shite

Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:02 pm
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14900 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:02 pm
Should I excuse myself and tear up their porcelain throne, and risk embarrassment?

Or should I make an excuse to leave and go home to lay some cables while posting on TD?

tOT decides.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34324 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:03 pm to
Let It loose baw
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:04 pm to
Just take a shite, baw. No shame.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30479 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:04 pm to
I've always wondered this myself.... I've been with mine for 3+ years, but still.. I'd do something fricky in there after a 4 piece popeye's combo
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
8329 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:04 pm to
How long have y'all been dating, and how many times have you been to her parent's house?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139208 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

lay some cables
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:05 pm to
Upperdeck that bitch and exert your dominance.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37954 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:07 pm to
Do they only have one bathroom??
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21806 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:07 pm to
Take a shite Beta Bitch.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30000 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:08 pm to
Power squeeze and courtesy flush. Do it right and no one has to know.

If they do... Walk out like this

This post was edited on 12/15/18 at 1:46 pm
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
20728 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:08 pm to
Excuse yourself and go home.

I don’t even shite at work.
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
6268 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:09 pm to
Drop and flush... light spray of air freshener during toilet flushing to damper noise
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14238 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:09 pm to
Just go in there and let it rip.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:09 pm to
Take some toilet paper from the bathroom and go shite behind their garage
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Excuse yourself and go home.

I don’t even shite at work.


Da fuq? How do you waste 30 minutes in the afternoons?

I just finished my 30 min poop break about 5 mins ago.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15609 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:10 pm to
Make sure the toilet works, baw

Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9255 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:11 pm to
Do it. Hot water + hand soap to make flush easier
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:11 pm to
Loudly tell everyone that you're going to have a nice wank. Trust me, nobody will disturb you.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30000 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

I don’t even shite at work.



My newest job leaves me without a private bathroom.

It has made me more productive by default.

Can't kick back and jerk off in a public bathroom.
Posted by CajunSuperJeff
US military
Member since Dec 2007
622 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:12 pm to
Every morning after coffee,i waste 30+ minutes.
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