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re: I'm at my girlfriend's parents' house and have to take a huge shite
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:43 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:43 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
in that case go for it but flush half way through so you avoid a clog and dont need to ask for a haz mat team to come in with power tools to unlclog it
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Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:43 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boy, don’t shite in my bathrooms and you better keep your hands to yourself when your with my daughter
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:43 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
They all drop turds too.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:52 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Just run back to your wife’s house and take one there. She already knows you make dooty. This way you won’t ruin it with the side piece.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:12 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
My move has always been go in and flush right as you sit as the person before you didnt, whatever turdage you can get out on that flush is vital.
You get another 30 seconds of standard piss time. Any poop during this 30 seconds is bonus poop but you need to be wipe 75% in this period.
next turn water on and wash your hands. You can complete wiping during this period and even potentially get another flush in with the noise of the faucet going.
60% of the time, it works everytime.
You get another 30 seconds of standard piss time. Any poop during this 30 seconds is bonus poop but you need to be wipe 75% in this period.
next turn water on and wash your hands. You can complete wiping during this period and even potentially get another flush in with the noise of the faucet going.
60% of the time, it works everytime.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:15 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
girlfriend
quote:If you have to ask, she's clearly not the one.
Should I excuse myself and tear up their porcelain throne, and risk embarrassment?
Or should I make an excuse to leave and go home to lay some cables while posting on TD?
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:56 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
You afraid of this, bubba?
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:04 pm to Rohan Gravy
quote:
don’t even shite at work.
What?
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:08 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Better out than in 
Posted on 12/15/18 at 4:27 pm to DownSouthCrawfish
Surely the OP is just trolling. Either that or he is as insecure as they come.
I have never stressed over where/when I take a crap. Then again I don't walk around life worried about what others think of me.
OP needs someone to get him some of those self=help books on tape that say, "I am good". LOL
I have never stressed over where/when I take a crap. Then again I don't walk around life worried about what others think of me.
OP needs someone to get him some of those self=help books on tape that say, "I am good". LOL
Posted on 12/16/18 at 2:27 pm to Dire Wolf
quote:
quote: don’t even shite at work. What?
Yep.
Trained myself as a young boy.
Hated school bathrooms.
3 cups of coffee in the morning and shite at home.
What’s wrong with you barbarians?
Posted on 12/16/18 at 2:31 pm to X123F45
quote:
Can't kick back and jerk off in a public bathroom
Says who?
Posted on 12/16/18 at 2:32 pm to ItNeverRains
quote:
My move has always been go in and flush right as you sit as the person before you didnt, whatever turdage you can get out on that flush is vital. You get another 30 seconds of standard piss time. Any poop during this 30 seconds is bonus poop but you need to be wipe 75% in this period. next turn water on and wash your hands. You can complete wiping during this period and even potentially get another flush in with the noise of the faucet going. 60% of the time, it works everytime.
In case of emergency....
This is a solid game plan.
Actually ingenious!
Posted on 12/16/18 at 2:33 pm to Rohan Gravy
I rarely shite at the office either unless it's an emergency. When I worked construction years ago I didn't care. My body is trained for the minute I walk in the door though 
Posted on 12/16/18 at 2:42 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Reading some of the threads on here, it always amazes me how some of you function in day to day life.
Go shite and find some spray or run some hot water to dilute the smell a little.
Go shite and find some spray or run some hot water to dilute the smell a little.
Posted on 12/16/18 at 2:45 pm to The Pirate King
WTF is this hot water crap about?
Posted on 12/16/18 at 3:00 pm to Rohan Gravy
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WTF is this hot water crap about?
You can buy a tank that will store and heat water for use in your house.
Posted on 12/16/18 at 3:08 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
When I was 16 I was at my girlfriend’s house and we had eaten dinner and been hanging out. Out of nowhere I got an upset stomach. I figured if I was in and out of the br in like 2 minutes no one would be able to know I was pooing.
Everything was going according to plan until I clogged that MF.
I looked around and couldn’t find a plunger in there. I wasn’t about to go to her parents and ask for a plunger. I used my fricking arm like a savage and stuck in the toilet to create suction. Got it unclogged. Washed my arm. Went back out like everything was cool.
One of the most horrific events I’ve ever experienced.
Everything was going according to plan until I clogged that MF.
I looked around and couldn’t find a plunger in there. I wasn’t about to go to her parents and ask for a plunger. I used my fricking arm like a savage and stuck in the toilet to create suction. Got it unclogged. Washed my arm. Went back out like everything was cool.
One of the most horrific events I’ve ever experienced.
Posted on 12/16/18 at 3:17 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Hopefully you did what you needed to do when you had a chance. Don’t need her family cucking you this early in your relationship.
Posted on 12/16/18 at 3:21 pm to Pecker
quote:
I used my fricking arm like a savage and stuck in the toilet to create suction. Got it unclogged. Washed my arm. Went back out like everything was cool.
Maybe at 16 I would have done that. But now I would walk out like a champ and announce to everyone that I destroyed the toilet and need a plunger and some matches.
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