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re: If your wife is 29 or 39 about to be 30 or 40....watch out

Posted on 3/18/25 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12462 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 3:27 pm to
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There's no one more desperate to get pregnant than a 29 year old woman.
There's no one more desperate to get divorced than a 39 year old woman.
My wife filed for divorce from her ex at 29 and had our first child at 39.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3401 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 3:46 pm to
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Just wait - Menopause says "hold my beer"
Their well goes dry and their mind goes nuts.


I'm already either nearing or at the perimenopause phase. It' hasn't been too b ad so far. I have had to make some adjustments on shite I say and do though, but no big deal. I'm better off with her than without her.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14232 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 3:54 pm to
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My wife actually got hornier around 35. It's been great for me


It's been great for me too.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20704 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:00 pm to
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Most married women freak out with these coming birthdays and go cheat...29 turning 30...39 turning 40...
Mine just turned 70. Musta been some serious fricking going on behind MY back.

Thats ok. They ain't going to hurt anything.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80010 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:02 pm to
Mine didn't.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
122916 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:07 pm to
You watch too much porn
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150388 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:15 pm to
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You watch too much porn
unpossible
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
5690 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:16 pm to
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Most married women freak out with these coming birthdays and go cheat...29 turning 30...39 turning 40...

I don’t know that anyone turns cartwheels over getting older except for gratefully accepting that it’s better than the alternative. That said, why would married women freak out about it? They are already married to a man who likely will appreciate with age better than they will and is unlikely to trade them in (permanently) for a newer model in spite of their decline. And if that happens, they are going to get paid anyway.

Single women who want a high value husband and family are the ones who should worry the most about aging.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20834 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:18 pm to
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why would married women freak out about it?


Influence from their peer group. The divorce virus is contagious. Once one in the group divorces, more will follow.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
20876 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:22 pm to
Wait till she hits 49 and menopause hits.

Hell hath no fury like a menopausal woman.

29 and 39 were cakewalks compared to 49
This post was edited on 3/18/25 at 4:23 pm
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59228 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:28 pm to
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So you're saying I'm good until 49 as of now?

Who would have sex with a 49 year old woman
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18872 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:29 pm to
mine turned 40 and didn't give a shite
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11173 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:38 pm to
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Most married women freak out with these coming birthdays and go cheat...29 turning 30...39 turning 40...

You think that’s bad, wait until she’s 99. She’ll be strutting all over in that walker. If she got one of them electric powered chairs, you got no chance. Ain’t no loyalty in these hoes.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13804 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:31 pm to
Sorry about your micropenis, baw.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
21230 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:52 pm to
Sounds like “relationscrimp isscues”.

Ax Ike on John Boy and Billy.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
42895 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:40 pm to
I don't see what the big deal is

Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27939 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 8:23 pm to
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trying to figure out a reason your wife is cheating on you. The birthdays ain’t it.

agreed
Posted by questionable
FL
Member since Apr 2008
1254 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:45 pm to
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“I stopped taking her on dates, gained 80 pounds, farted around her all the time, didn’t help clean the house or wash dishes, didn’t help watch the kids, and didn’t show her any affection outside of grabbing/slapping her arse….. Why did she cheat on me/leave me?!?!” - average OT divorcée

Yeah man if only Tom Brady would have seen your advice. Women are always rational and never cheat on good men who do the dishes sometimes.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
27162 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:07 pm to
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Most married women freak out with these coming birthdays and go cheat...29 turning 30...39 turning 40...



quote:

'I thought you were the whore with a heart of gold. Instead you’re just a whore with a real whore’s heart''
Posted by 214
United States of America
Member since Mar 2025
5342 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:08 pm to
I dunno seems like that could happen at any age - strange thread...
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