re: If your dog were to suddenly transform into a human....

One would sleep all day and then hunt all night the other one would just follow me everywhere asking if we are doing something.

My worst nightmare. Our biggest that’s probably pushing 90 pounds would probably square up with me with the quickness. Two of the others would be looking for handouts because their spoiled as shite, the oldest wouldn’t know any difference, and I’m ok with all of it.

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My dog would immediately go outside and flip all of the patio furniture over and kill all of the lizards hiding under the furniture. After that, he would hop in the car and drive to the pet store and buy all of the lizards there. He would then kill all of them as soon as he got back in the car.

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I had a beautiful tri-colored male corgi that loved lizard hunting. It was like his favorite activity in the backyard. He would hunt lizards in the bushes, monkey grass, lawn furniture. When he would catch one, he’d bring it in the yard and play with it like a cat. He’d drop it in the grass and bark at it and let it try to escape. It was hilarious. After several minutes of torturing it, he’d chew it up and eat. He was such a voracious eater, I think he was trying to supplement his diet with lizards.

Our Aussie would have created a long To Do list for me.

Dahmer

I'm convinced my dog would transform into the reincarnation of Dahmer.

If my German Shepherd became human he would probably do stand-up because his comedic timing is always on point

Or he'd be committed for eating his own poop

I could see it going either way

If I had a dog he would be Wilfred.

Considering what I’ve seen him do to other male dogs he’d probably be the violent prison homosexual type and have to be put down.