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re: If your dog were to suddenly transform into a human....
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:53 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:53 pm to Jim Rockford
My lab, if true to form, wouldn't do shite unless I paid him.
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Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:56 pm to Rougarou4lsu
Have 2 labs
My lab/pit mix would finally be able to ask what is the smelly air leaking from arse all the time.
The other would be using Alexa to order Milkbones and memoryfoam mattresses to chew up.
My lab/pit mix would finally be able to ask what is the smelly air leaking from arse all the time.
The other would be using Alexa to order Milkbones and memoryfoam mattresses to chew up.
This post was edited on 9/12/23 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:59 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Would stuff his face with everything in the pantry until he died.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:59 pm to Ramblin Wreck
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If your dog were to suddenly transform into a human....
....I'd probably have to kill him. He would know too many secrets to have the capability to speak.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:02 pm to Ramblin Wreck
I’d have a naked man without testicles sleeping at my feet every night. Sometimes he likes to watch me pee. Is that weird?
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:06 pm to Ramblin Wreck
mine would be like two guidos in a speedo too small for their balls.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:15 pm to Ramblin Wreck
i wasnt sure what to expect with this thread title.
glad it isnt some new type of weird porn fantasy.
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should have read a few post before putting my own
glad it isnt some new type of weird porn fantasy.
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should have read a few post before putting my own
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If my female Lab would transform into a female human, I would go out and buy as much peanut butter that I could find.
This post was edited on 9/12/23 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:16 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Are you me? Exact same. My catahoula would definitely frick up the fed ex guy, or at least talk a lot of shite. My old lab wouldn’t take the time to make a sandwich. She would just eat the deli meat straight out of the bag before nailing a whole box of popsicles.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:26 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Our dog would be brown-nosing my wife all the time to convince her to kick me out of the house so he could have my side of the bed and to stop me from bitching when feeds him every time she eats.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:28 pm to Ramblin Wreck
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If your dog were to suddenly transform into a human....
It would make putting her down much more uncomfortable for sure.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:38 pm to Jon A thon
My dog would be a track star. Her ability for zoomies are remarkable
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:38 pm to Ramblin Wreck
My dog (choc lab) would also be on an episode of 600 lb life. She would be the one who spent her entire day at a buffet and had to be kicked out. When guests come to the house she would be very inappropriate and sexually molest the men. Also, she would surely be autistic and have absolutely no clue how to behave appropriately around other people. She would think that head butting other people constitutes playing and that if someone didn’t want to talk to her that the appropriate response would be to yell in their face.
This post was edited on 9/12/23 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:44 pm to BigB0882
I'd have to kill mine, they have too much dirt on me 
Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:49 pm to Ramblin Wreck
She'd be 84 years old.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 5:02 pm to Ramblin Wreck
My Boston Terrier would be seen eating her own shite out of the septic system by the neighbors and committed to a mental hospital, and then cost the government a small fortune by destroying every pillow in the place.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 5:06 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Mine would become a werebordercollie and would not be particularly vicious, but would have a lot of heart; and yell "Get on outta here!"
Posted on 9/12/23 at 5:30 pm to LSU Coyote
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LSU Coyote
She'd finally get to tell "her story"
Posted on 9/12/23 at 5:33 pm to Ramblin Wreck
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If your dog were to suddenly transform into a human....
I’d tell her to move out the house
Posted on 9/12/23 at 5:33 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Posted on 9/12/23 at 6:06 pm to Ramblin Wreck
He would crack a cold one, log into TD, head straight to the Garden & Gun thread and vote for Q & CEO Douglas because he's a good boy.
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