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If your dog were to suddenly transform into a human....
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:29 pm
If my catahoula dog were to become a human, when Amazon rang the doorbell, he would begin yelling and cursing at the delivery guy while he destroyed the rug and broke other items near the door and would finish it by punching whoever else happened to be standing next to him in the face.
My lab would head straight to the fridge and make himself a sandwich and begin his pathway to staring on an episode of my 600 pound life. He would of course run and hide from the catahoula every time the Amazon guy showed up to keep from getting punched in the face.
What about your dog?
My lab would head straight to the fridge and make himself a sandwich and begin his pathway to staring on an episode of my 600 pound life. He would of course run and hide from the catahoula every time the Amazon guy showed up to keep from getting punched in the face.
What about your dog?
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Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:30 pm to Ramblin Wreck
He would probably end up getting a mail in ballot and vote for Joe
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:30 pm to Ramblin Wreck
My dog would downvote this post
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:31 pm to Ramblin Wreck
I don't know about my dog, but that damn sheep is a liar
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:31 pm to Ramblin Wreck
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If your dog were to suddenly transform into a human....
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:32 pm to Ramblin Wreck
I don't know what he would say, but I'd definitely ask him about his ability to lick his own nuts.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:33 pm to Ramblin Wreck
He wouldn’t be able to even look at a jar of peanut butter
This post was edited on 9/12/23 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:33 pm to Ramblin Wreck
This is how it would play out in my house, especially if they all four became human:
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:34 pm to Ramblin Wreck
We would solve mysteries together.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:34 pm to Ramblin Wreck
If my female Lab would transform into a female human, I would go out and buy as much peanut butter that I could find.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:35 pm to Ramblin Wreck
My lab would be a large, clumsy, and overly energetic mid thirties man with the mental capacity of an autistic 7 year old. ADHD af until becoming laser focused on anything that rolls, bounces or flies.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:36 pm to Ramblin Wreck
My dog would immediately go outside and flip all of the patio furniture over and kill all of the lizards hiding under the furniture. After that, he would hop in the car and drive to the pet store and buy all of the lizards there. He would then kill all of them as soon as he got back in the car.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:36 pm to Ramblin Wreck
I would have to file a restraining order against her.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:37 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Pretty sure one of my male dogs would rape his step sister.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:40 pm to Ramblin Wreck
My lab would be the swole dude who could wreck shite if he wanted to but doesn't have a mean bone in his body.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:41 pm to Ramblin Wreck
He'd be mad that he couldn't lick himself anymore...
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:41 pm to Ramblin Wreck
quote:The first thing he'd do is ask me, "Hey, a-hole, where are my nuts?"
If your dog were to suddenly transform into a human....
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:42 pm to Ramblin Wreck
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If your dog were to suddenly transform into a human....
Better question is if they became bipedal and could talk but retain their canine forms
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:43 pm to Ramblin Wreck
my wife asked me what I thought our dog would sound like if it could speak, I said Gilbert Gottfried ...... she was not amused
Posted on 9/12/23 at 3:46 pm to Ramblin Wreck
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My lab would head straight to the fridge and make himself a sandwich and begin his pathway to staring on an episode of my 600 pound life. He would of course run and hide from the catahoula every time the Amazon guy showed up to keep from getting punched in the face.
We have a lab and a Catahoula mix. Anytime the Catahoula gets frenzied the lab hides because he ends up biting on her. We had to give up on a bark collar because whenever he'd get shocked he'd take it out on the lab.
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