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re: If you SO found out you were secretly a hit man, how would she react?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:28 pm to chinhoyang
Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:28 pm to chinhoyang
"That's cool, but can you take the trash to the street tonight?"
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:29 pm to Hammertime
Best Hitman ever, you just show them your knuckles and they die of fright.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:32 pm to chinhoyang
How’s she still your SO if she’s also your ex-wife? Am I missing something here?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:57 pm to chinhoyang
I think she'd be turned on honestly...she seems to get rowdy when I get fired up about shite, sweaty when I work outside, etc. shite I changed her oil last week and she seemed in the mood. So killing frickers...yea she'd probably be down.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:58 pm to chinhoyang
I don’t have a so
Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:08 pm to Hangit
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She would immediately go tell all of her divorced friends and have volunteered me to kill people for the next 12 Saturdays.
Sums up my response perfectly.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:10 pm to Brazos
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How’s she still your SO if she’s also your ex-wife? Am I missing something here?
She demanded that I file for divorce. I filed.
I received a divorce judgment. She was mad as hell at the Judge (for reasons I never have understood) and stomped out of court. She went to school. We dated the entire time she was in school and eventually decided it was stupid to have two houses (since I was paying for both).
It was an exercise in absurdity, but when you deal with women that sometimes happens.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:16 pm to chinhoyang
She brazy
Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:21 pm to tjohn deaux
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She brazy
True, but easier to deal with the crazy you know than a new form of crazy.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:40 pm to chinhoyang
She would drop dem draws. All women love badasses
Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:57 pm to chinhoyang
She’d be pissed as to why we weren’t rich.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:20 pm to chinhoyang
She’d want to know how to sign up for it too.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:23 pm to chinhoyang
I doubt she’d be surprised. I’ve had like 6 people tell me they wouldn’t be surprised if I was a serial killer 
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:25 pm to chinhoyang
She knows I slayed a lot of poon before we met. But it was not a secret. Does that count?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:28 pm to chinhoyang
I honestly don’t think she would be very surprised
Posted on 3/5/19 at 6:34 pm to chinhoyang
Jamie Lee: Have you killed people?
Arnold: Yes, but they were all bad.
Arnold: Yes, but they were all bad.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 6:51 pm to chinhoyang
Have me frick her while holding a loaded pistol to her head
Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:16 pm to chinhoyang
Pretty sure she'd try to leave me. I'd give an impassioned speech, with my pants down, as to why my actions are benefiting the world and she'd change her mind and stay.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:32 pm to chinhoyang
I'd put her in the sharpshooter
Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:34 pm to chinhoyang
I slay her poonany so it wouldn't be too far fetched of a jump.
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