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If you SO found out you were secretly a hit man, how would she react?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:26 pm
We were watching a damn good old Hawaii Five-O episode where Don Stroud's wife finds out he's secretly been a hit man. I asked my SO (ex-wife in residence) what she would do if she found out I was secretly a hit man, and without hesitation she said "give you a honey do list."
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:26 pm to chinhoyang
does aeronautical assassin count?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:27 pm to chinhoyang
She would cry. Then ask how much money I've made.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:28 pm to chinhoyang
I think the nagging would drastically decrease immediately. Lol
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:29 pm to chinhoyang
Nothing if she knew what was good for her? Why should she care? It pays the bills
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:30 pm to chinhoyang
"They ain't paying you enough"
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:30 pm to chinhoyang
Kill her.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:30 pm to chinhoyang
Probably by telling me how to do my job better than the way I was doing it already.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:30 pm to chinhoyang
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If you SO found out you were secretly a hit man, how would she react?
She'd finish making that sammich and start making me an extra amirite?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:31 pm to chinhoyang
Shed think it was sexy
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:32 pm to chinhoyang
She'd be very upset. Not so much about all the murdering, but all the lies.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:33 pm to chinhoyang
Just like most women, she would want to call the shots.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:34 pm to chinhoyang
If I found out my SO was a hit man, I'd ask him for pointers on taking people out without getting caught. Then vow to never piss him off again.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:34 pm to deeprig9
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She'd be very upset. Not so much about all the murdering, but all the lies.
"It's not who you killed, it's how you killed them."
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:35 pm to dbeck
she'd give me a list.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:35 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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I think the nagging would drastically decrease immediately.
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:35 pm to chinhoyang
mine would shrug and say "figures"
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:39 pm to chinhoyang
quote:
I asked my SO (ex-wife in residence) what she would do if she found out I was secretly a hit man, and without hesitation she said "give you a honey do list."
You can’t even get your ex wife to move out, how are you going to kill someone?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:40 pm to chinhoyang
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:40 pm to Michael Hayes
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She would cry. Then ask where's the money.
Fixed for MrsLarson's reaction
She might even make a hit list
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