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re: If you could donkey punch one person and get away w\ it who would it be and why?

Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:30 pm to
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:30 pm to
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Preferably someone famous, not a family member.

I'd have to say Dennis Rodman


congrats on the gay. you can play for the NFL now too.
Posted by SaintCajun
Pacific Northwest
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:30 pm to
The Spanish teacher where I work. She's hot but always tries to correct me
Posted by mkibod1
South of the Donna Dixon Line
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:30 pm to
I'd say Anne Hathaway. She seems like she would enjoy it haha
Posted by LloydChristmas
in a van down by the river
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:30 pm to
Martha Stewart-I hear she likes the younger men
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:31 pm to
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not a family member.



Posted by The Laughing Man
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:32 pm to
I'll go w/ AJ Lee. She's used to getting hit and dropkicked and shite all the time, anyway. And she has that sweet, tight little arse
Posted by PapiGogo
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2012
382 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:37 pm to
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I'd have to say Dennis Rodman


You do realize that donkey punching requires sexual intercourse, right?


Donkey punch is a slang term for a fictitious sexual practice supposedly performed during doggy style sex, particularly anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner on the back of the head or in the lower back to make the receiving partner's anal or vaginal passage tense up, thus increasing the pleasure of the penetrative partner.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:37 pm to
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I'd have to say Dennis Rodman


do you know what "donkey punch" is?
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:37 pm to
Ghandi...I'd fight Ghandi..
Posted by illuminatic
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:39 pm to
Good answer.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16075 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:40 pm to
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I'd have to say Dennis Rodman




You do realize that donkey punching requires sexual intercourse, right?


Donkey punch is a slang term for a fictitious sexual practice supposedly performed during doggy style sex, particularly anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner on the back of the head or in the lower back to make the receiving partner's anal or vaginal passage tense up, thus increasing the pleasure of the penetrative partner.


Ohhh, well in that case, I'll go with Dennis Rodman too.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:41 pm to
I want to know what the OP though Donkey Punch meant...
Posted by mkibod1
South of the Donna Dixon Line
Member since Jan 2011
4746 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:41 pm to
I fully admit I did not know the full meaning of it and have used it improperly in the past, but I clearly am not alone in that haha The responses on here are awesome. This thread is shaping into a hysterical wtf moment.
This post was edited on 5/14/14 at 12:42 pm
Posted by Lightnin Hopkins
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:46 pm to
Macintosh504
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16075 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:47 pm to
I told my grandma the other day that I would donkey punch her if she didnt make some banana pudding for me........and I meant it.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:47 pm to
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Ghandi...I'd fight Ghandi..
Dammit, what movie? It's killing me....
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16741 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:48 pm to
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Dammit, what movie? It's killing me....


fight club
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:49 pm to
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This thread is awesome.
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:49 pm to
Nancy Pelosi
This post was edited on 5/14/14 at 12:51 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:51 pm to
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Dammit, what movie? It's killing me....


Lincoln?

Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
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