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re: If you could donkey punch one person and get away w\ it who would it be and why?

Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
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Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:52 pm to
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I told my grandma the other day that I would donkey punch her if she didnt make some banana pudding for me........and I meant it.


What the frick is this trainwreck of a thread.

OP thinks it's like playing the knockout game

One dude is contemplating donkey punching Rodman in the correct AND incorrect context of the phrase.

And this here motherfricker is going to risk killing his dear old grandmother just b/c she can't voluntarily clinch her pussy hard enough for him cum while he's grudge fricking her? All because she wouldn't make him pudding?

And I'm the resident perv?

This post was edited on 5/14/14 at 12:53 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Don't you have to be P'ingIHB to donkey punch them?


Rihanna
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:53 pm to
Why?

And what's a donkey punch?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

And what's a donkey punch?



google, use it
Posted by ptper09
Member since Mar 2014
166 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:54 pm to
Well that escalated quickly, I have no excuses besides I obviously had a different definition, but I am thoroughly enjoying this thread!

let me try this again...If you could punch anyone in the back of your head so hard they begin kicking like a donkey who would it be and why?

You learn something new everyday

Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:55 pm to
My arse

Kiss it
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

..If you could punch anyone in the back of your head so hard


There is no one I want to punch in the back of my head
Posted by joeytiger
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:57 pm to
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I fully admit I did not know the full meaning of it and have used it improperly in the past,


You're not alone, I had to edit with the quicks. I though it was when you do one of those jump punch things where your leg kicks out like a donkey.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:57 pm to
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Why?


You're one of the 3 women he knows that he's not related to....
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:57 pm to
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ptper09


This thread didn't go the way you hoped it would.
Posted by CT
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

And I'm the resident perv?


Yup.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

My arse Kiss it


that would be a few minutes before the punch
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16074 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

And this here motherfricker is going to risk killing his dear old grandmother just b/c she can't voluntarily clinch her pussy hard enough for him cum while he's grudge fricking her? All because she wouldn't make him pudding?

And I'm the resident perv?


Easy for you to say. You have no idea how much I like pudding.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49072 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:58 pm to
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ptper09


I rarely do this but frick, we got trolt by an alter.
I should have realized you were fulla shite.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

.If you could punch anyone in the back of your head


who would be in the back of my head?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49072 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:59 pm to
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Easy for you to say. You have no idea how much I like pudding.


But that's the thing, why not just break out a long feather and tickle her nose till she sneezes. Those involuntary spasms are JUST as strong as the reaction to being knocked out, and much safer for your grandmother.
Posted by ptper09
Member since Mar 2014
166 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 1:01 pm to
It's far more entertaining than I originally imagined; I am dying laughing right now at many of these post.
I think my next thread will be "most misunderstood saying".
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16074 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

But that's the thing, why not just break out a long feather and tickle her nose till she sneezes. Those involuntary spasms are JUST as strong as the reaction to being knocked out, and much safer for your grandmother.


I like the challenge of hitting a moving target.
Posted by tidalmouse
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Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 5/14/14 at 1:11 pm to
Kim Jong Un or Howey Mandell.

Howey is a germafobe.He'd freak out.

It'd be fun to knock out that little North Korean.

eta: I don't know what y'all are talking about.

This post was edited on 5/14/14 at 1:16 pm
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