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re: If you could donkey punch one person and get away w\ it who would it be and why?
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:52 pm to dnm3305
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:52 pm to dnm3305
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I told my grandma the other day that I would donkey punch her if she didnt make some banana pudding for me........and I meant it.
What the frick is this trainwreck of a thread.
OP thinks it's like playing the knockout game
One dude is contemplating donkey punching Rodman in the correct AND incorrect context of the phrase.
And this here motherfricker is going to risk killing his dear old grandmother just b/c she can't voluntarily clinch her pussy hard enough for him cum while he's grudge fricking her? All because she wouldn't make him pudding?
And I'm the resident perv?
This post was edited on 5/14/14 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:52 pm to BRgetthenet
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Don't you have to be P'ingIHB to donkey punch them?
Rihanna
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:53 pm to Lester Earl
Why?
And what's a donkey punch?
And what's a donkey punch?
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:53 pm to jmcs68
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And what's a donkey punch?
google, use it
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:54 pm to joeytiger
Well that escalated quickly, I have no excuses besides I obviously had a different definition, but I am thoroughly enjoying this thread!
let me try this again...If you could punch anyone in the back of your head so hard they begin kicking like a donkey who would it be and why?
You learn something new everyday
let me try this again...If you could punch anyone in the back of your head so hard they begin kicking like a donkey who would it be and why?
You learn something new everyday
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:56 pm to ptper09
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..If you could punch anyone in the back of your head so hard
There is no one I want to punch in the back of my head
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:57 pm to mkibod1
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I fully admit I did not know the full meaning of it and have used it improperly in the past,
You're not alone, I had to edit with the quicks. I though it was when you do one of those jump punch things where your leg kicks out like a donkey.
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:57 pm to jmcs68
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Why?
You're one of the 3 women he knows that he's not related to....
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:57 pm to ptper09
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ptper09
This thread didn't go the way you hoped it would.
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:58 pm to mikelbr
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And I'm the resident perv?
Yup.
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:58 pm to jmcs68
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My arse Kiss it
that would be a few minutes before the punch
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:58 pm to mikelbr
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And this here motherfricker is going to risk killing his dear old grandmother just b/c she can't voluntarily clinch her pussy hard enough for him cum while he's grudge fricking her? All because she wouldn't make him pudding?
And I'm the resident perv?
Easy for you to say. You have no idea how much I like pudding.
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:58 pm to ptper09
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ptper09
I rarely do this but frick, we got trolt by an alter.
I should have realized you were fulla shite.
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:59 pm to ptper09
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.If you could punch anyone in the back of your head
who would be in the back of my head?
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:59 pm to dnm3305
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Easy for you to say. You have no idea how much I like pudding.
But that's the thing, why not just break out a long feather and tickle her nose till she sneezes. Those involuntary spasms are JUST as strong as the reaction to being knocked out, and much safer for your grandmother.
Posted on 5/14/14 at 1:01 pm to Topwater Trout
It's far more entertaining than I originally imagined; I am dying laughing right now at many of these post.
I think my next thread will be "most misunderstood saying".

I think my next thread will be "most misunderstood saying".
Posted on 5/14/14 at 1:01 pm to mikelbr
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But that's the thing, why not just break out a long feather and tickle her nose till she sneezes. Those involuntary spasms are JUST as strong as the reaction to being knocked out, and much safer for your grandmother.
I like the challenge of hitting a moving target.
Posted on 5/14/14 at 1:11 pm to ptper09
Kim Jong Un or Howey Mandell.
Howey is a germafobe.He'd freak out.
It'd be fun to knock out that little North Korean.
eta: I don't know what y'all are talking about.
Howey is a germafobe.He'd freak out.
It'd be fun to knock out that little North Korean.
eta: I don't know what y'all are talking about.
This post was edited on 5/14/14 at 1:16 pm
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