Favorite team:New Orleans Saints 
Location:Manipulating politicans&rappers
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Interests:World Domination
Occupation:Government Conspirator
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Registered on:9/20/2012
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You're right. It's better to do nothing.

This isn't directed at you, but this site is overrun with this weird loser mentality on nearly every board. Makes me wonder if it's a Louisiana thing or if it's everywhere.

You can tell by the way some people post that they genuinely love when any of our teams suck. I guess it takes the sting out of whatever they are currently failing at.
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if you’re bald why not just own it? The classic horseshoe head look is kind of badass.


You have to suffer through the reverse yamika first.

I said the same thing until I saw my own scalp for the first time. I'm currently in the denial stage, but I'm not above trying something soon.

re: OFFICIAL: Big Brother 27 Thread

Posted by illuminatic on 9/30/25 at 11:50 pm to
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I would say he deserved to win more than Chelsea who was handed the game by bad decisions by Mackenzie. He actually won shite


Chelsea played the most dominate game of BB since Derrick. Jag was clueless the whole game, got evicted and came back even more clueless. He just happened to win a string of comps against 2 old ladies and a deaf guy.

re: College football > NFL

Posted by illuminatic on 9/20/25 at 11:56 am to
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NFL pageantry outside of the Super Bowl is an absolute shitshow compared to CFB. Watching NFL is boring compared to college football. Storming fields, tailgating and schools having a hundred different traditions is what makes college football. An upset in the NFL doesn’t register on the map compared to watching a good upset in college football


My wife says the same thing.
When a person is fired, they literally leave.
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Look at the year we had Browner and how many times he put him on the speed receiver


They are all speed receivers when Browner is in man coverage.
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What a ridiculous statement


700mil is the breakeven number that Critical Drinker made up.
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It has a samurai handle and sheeth.


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They end the second esposide with Tools, 46 & 2


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Im still confused


We know.
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Actually they couldn’t afford to pay him and Cam Jordan at the time. So they decided that Trey was more a product of Jordan taking focus off of him. The reality is, Hendrickson is really fricking good. We then proceeded to waste two high end 1st round picks trying to replace him in Davenport and Turner.


Davenport and Hendrickson played three seasons together. They were only one draft class apart.
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and foskey gets a pass


Hopefully someone gives him a pass rush, amirite......
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Burrow made a bigger jump than Daniels. But the question was besides them.


I'd have to say Daniels only bc the improvement happened within the same system. Burrow had a completely new offense his 2nd year.

I think the offense held Burrow back some his 1st year. Daniels looked like a different player within the same offense.
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fricking ridiculous that almost 6 years will pass between the first and second.


There's been word floating around for a while that Reeves has been dealing with "a personal issue". No clue if that's true or what it was, but I can't imagine he would go into the first movie without at least knowing how the next one would play out.
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Humble was used by one of his employees. But I agree, I wouldn’t call him the latter, he seemed very approachable


That was the guy he hired to film his self produced documentary. Of course he'd have a different opinion from everyone else. Rush was only humble when the cameras were rolling.
"Pockets ain't empty cuz."

Idk why this quote stuck with me so hard, but I still use it constantly. RIP Paul Walker.

re: Travis Hunter got married

Posted by illuminatic on 5/26/25 at 12:44 pm to
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From everything I’ve heard about him (despite his stereotypical appearance), this guy is an exemplary young man.


Is he one of the good ones paw paw?
What he actually meant is he thinks of Travis Hunter like a son.
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has been accused of sexual assault twice and strongly denied both allegations


Good enough for me. Suit him up.
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Or as Jihaad just said, the richer get rich. ?


Get rich or try dying
I guess the Eagles feel bad about that arse beating in the SB.