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re: Lee Cronin's The Mummy

Posted by illuminatic on 7/5/26 at 5:33 pm to
I enjoyed it too, but I wish they would've made the dad an archeologist or anything that would've kept Egypt the backdrop of the movie. I feel like the setting of the classic monsters is just as important as the monsters themselves.
It introduces Adamantium into the MCU. There you're caught up.
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Have another taco, Dough Boy ?


What's the +/- how many balls Olave drops this year?


6

His career 17 game average. Which is lower or equal to Chase, Lamb, JSN, Adams, Diggs, Puka, etc.

re: Burrow to Saints?

Posted by illuminatic on 4/27/26 at 10:45 am to
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And to be honest, he hasn’t exactly been wow in the NFL.


A 17 game average of 68.5 / 4600 / 35 / 11 isn't wow?

That's silly.
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 [Insert Name] is one of those that either hits big or washes out of the league in 4-5
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acquire a David Bailey type player who is already a proven NFL talent


I thought I took a nap, but I guess I was actually in a coma. What else did I miss?
I think he's possibly the best technical director our time and love his preference of using practical effects when he can. He approaches movies like a science which I can appreciate, even if it sometimes comes across as mechanical.

My only major critique is that a lot of his dialogue and transitions feel stilted. He's especially guilty of relying on expository monologues to move the plot along or hammer home the underlying theme. He still makes some of my favorite movies and his worst movie is just as good as the "best" movies coming out recently.
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He’s dislikes Hollywood but sold out for the Disney paycheck. Make it make sense.


He likes acting and money. He dislikes the Hollywood culture. You're confused by this?
You said Trump five times in one post. I just thought you should know.
I honestly see a lot of Mark Ingram. Neither are burners, but are fast enough to break a long run. They are both one cut RBs and effective in the screen game. They have a similar upright running style. Both listed at 215, Etienne is an inch taller.

re: Caleb Williams a bust?

Posted by illuminatic on 1/12/26 at 5:46 pm to
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I prefer order. Caleb is chaos and just freak plays. My heart can't handle this.


The most Iowa statement.

re: Shough’s age argument

Posted by illuminatic on 1/4/26 at 4:57 pm to
The Bears and Patriots were 4 or 5 win teams last year. So were the Jags. Things happen fast when the right people are in the building.

We aren't the Jets or Giants. The Saints are 1 good off-season away from being competitive again. It also doesn't hurt that the NFC South as a whole is down during the rebuild.
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Ehh. We were bad against the rush today. 


3.2 ypr

re: Shough vs. Rattler

Posted by illuminatic on 12/17/25 at 7:49 am to
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To be accurate in this comparison figure in Rattler with 2 different HC's and 2 different OC's. Saying they both played from the same deck is simply not accurate.


How does that matter if they were both learning a new offense in the same offseason? Should we consider that Shough has had 5 different coaches and coordinators in the last 6 years?
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But Moore is still a bad coach and the talent is lacking. A great example of how bad of a coach Moore is was running a play with 9 seconds with Rattler at QB instead of just kicking. The snap could have went over his head or anything could have happened. He’s supposed to be an offensive mind and his situational play calling is horrible.


It's not college or HS. Professionals are expected to be able to snap the ball and throw it out of bounds. You can't call a game based on the worst possible outcome of every play. That's just playing scared and is exactly when those types of mistakes happen.
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Shough has some wheels but Josh Allen would get him in a race.


Combine 40s:

Allen - 4.75
Shough - 4.63
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He’s the only reason the saints have ever had success. SP is proving he made Drew Brees. He has Bo fricking Nix looking better than Drew ever did


I imagine watching football for some of you is like watching a movie in a different language. You can kinda figure out the general plot and the main character's objective, but everything else is just noise. Any nuance or subtext is lost and all you have left to form an opinion is if the ending was the result you expected and how it made you feel.

You're right. It's better to do nothing.

This isn't directed at you, but this site is overrun with this weird loser mentality on nearly every board. Makes me wonder if it's a Louisiana thing or if it's everywhere.

You can tell by the way some people post that they genuinely love when any of our teams suck. I guess it takes the sting out of whatever they are currently failing at.
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if you’re bald why not just own it? The classic horseshoe head look is kind of badass.


You have to suffer through the reverse yamika first.

I said the same thing until I saw my own scalp for the first time. I'm currently in the denial stage, but I'm not above trying something soon.

re: OFFICIAL: Big Brother 27 Thread

Posted by illuminatic on 9/30/25 at 11:50 pm to
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I would say he deserved to win more than Chelsea who was handed the game by bad decisions by Mackenzie. He actually won shite


Chelsea played the most dominate game of BB since Derrick. Jag was clueless the whole game, got evicted and came back even more clueless. He just happened to win a string of comps against 2 old ladies and a deaf guy.