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Registered on:9/20/2012
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re: Getting old and realizing dreams will never come true... - illuminatic
optimistic nihilism...
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re: Would have Gronk came to the Saints with Brady if Drew had left last year? - illuminatic
I'm curious how much control CSP would have let Brady have. Arians kinda gave Brady the wheel halfway through the season it seemed like. ...
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re: First look at Zack Snyder's justice League Joker (updated with new pics) - illuminatic
There's something about his eyes that make me not buy him as Joker. I think maybe he's too pretty, no homo. ...
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re: Accurate passes from a clean pocket - illuminatic
[quote]If he threw it deep and it was accurate I’m sure it was counted the same as a short and accurate throw, same for the inaccurate throws. You can try to come up with a way to make this not look so bad for Jameis but it’s still going to be a bad look.[/quote] You just argued against yourself...
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re: It's time to part ways with Cam Jordan - illuminatic
[quote]Healthy or not, he does disappear in the playoffs. It's almost a running joke at this point.[/quote] I had to look it up because I've never heard this take. He has 5.5 sacks, 8 TFL, 9 QB hits and 4 PD in 10 games started. It's not crazy numbers but you could say the same for almost anybody...
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re: Fast and Furious - illuminatic
"My pockets ain't empty cuz" is easily my most quoted movie line ...
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re: Seattle Seahawks OT Chad Wheeler arrested for beating his girlfriend. - illuminatic
Oh yeah? Name another one....
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re: Justice League - illuminatic
[quote]Also, Batman's suit was terrible[/quote] That was one of the only things Snyder got right in his movies imo....
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re: Hypothetical - would you rather be POTUS or have $150,000,000? - illuminatic
This hypothetical highlights the primary flaw in politics. The only people that would turn down the money, are power hungry weirdos in it for personal gain. ...
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re: Do you ever just lose interest in a show for no reason even though you like it? - illuminatic
I haven't watched the last 2 episodes of Peaky Blinders after binging it during the lockdown. Work picked back up and I just never got around to finishing it. Very strange for me bc I've never not finished a show or movie I started....
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re: Saints blocking Nielsen to LSU over contractual issue - illuminatic
[quote]Payton acts like he’s Belichick when he’s really Bill Cowher.[/quote] Kinda like how LSU fans think they are Bama but they're actually Auburn. ...
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re: Taysom isn’t the future and Winston is at best a stopgap - illuminatic
If Watson isn't an answer then literally nobody is. Wtf. If only 3 QBs can win a SB why are they even playing the games? ...
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re: Why am I so mad at the saints - illuminatic
[quote]Yes I was a boycotter for half the season, [/quote] Stopped reading, but I'm sure the rest was pure poetry. Edit: I read it anyway. Holy Shit, our fan base is a bunch of underdeveloped, emotional wrecks. This board is embarrassing today....
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re: What teams should the Saints consider trading MT13 to: - illuminatic
I swear we already did this with AK. "Kamara obviously doesn't care. Kamara isn't even trying. Kamara looks checked out." Put the pitch fork away and relax. Players get injured and it affects their play. Weird I know. ...
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re: What can we get for Thomas and Cook? - illuminatic
Trade a FA. That's genius, I think you're on to something....
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re: Saints key free agents going into next season - illuminatic
Williams is the only must keep. He's the primary reason Allen can run his scheme. Hendrickson would be nice obviously but I'm not overpaying for a such a poor run defending, one year wonder. ...
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re: Packers will stomp the Bucs - illuminatic
It doesn't matter who wins. Both AFC teams are better....
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re: To all you real saints fans - illuminatic
In. It hurts now but I'm ready for the draft....
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re: Tampa Bay 30 @ New Orleans 20 Final - FOX - illuminatic
Is it me or does Godwin look out of sync with Brady? I've only seen the 3 games against us but it seems like a lot of miscommunication between them. ...
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re: Tampa Bay 30 @ New Orleans 20 Final - FOX - illuminatic
What a loser. Lol...
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