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re: Malcolm Roach to Broncos. Nm

Posted by illuminatic on 3/12/24 at 8:30 pm
You think it's weird for a coach to want players he drafted or signed? ...
[quote]Considering many who post on here donate money to our athletics programs I think it's fair for them to say negative things about players, coaches, and the overall product- in any sport.[/quote] Absolutely right. Voluntarily giving money to organizations and then bitching about it is an Ame...
There's a black person in it. And it's a girl that talks. ...

re: Are the Creed movies any good?

Posted by illuminatic on 1/17/24 at 11:22 pm
[quote]3 is a bloated mess that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.[/quote] 3 is by far the worst, but I think it's worth watching just for Jonathan Majors. He crushed that role. I also never thought I'd see CGI during a boxing match. That took me completely out of it and ruined the moment the...
It was pretty obvious last season that she had work done. I guess she wasn't done. ...

re: Jerod Mayo next Pats coach

Posted by illuminatic on 1/12/24 at 11:52 am
[quote]The Saints have been in existence almost 60 years and have 2 coaches that managed to leave here with a winning record. We have no clue what a good hire looks like.[/quote] And those 2 were the coaches for 26 of the 57 years. Sounds like stability. ...
[quote]The Wick movies, technically, are great. That's why I said they are fine for what they are. The actual movie/plot isn't very good IMO, or is at least overly ridiculous way past the point of absurdity.[/quote] If you consider John Wick to be absurd, you should've fallen off the couch laughi...
Only 3 playoff teams are outside of the top half of the league in rushing yards. Both #1 seeds are in the top 3. 2 of the 3 teams mentioned above are in the top 6 at stopping the run. Passing yards the last 2 years have also been the lowest since 2009. Defenses are catching up like they alway...
He's a liability against the run. Dennis Allen values DEs that are above average run defenders. Marcus Davenport is very good against the run and despite the underwhelming sack totals, is an effective pass rusher as well. Just for fun, I looked up some stats. Pro Football Reference started recor...

re: Finally watched Scream 2 (1997)

Posted by illuminatic on 1/11/24 at 3:55 pm
[quote]The scene definitely fell in the cliche "no don't go in there you idiot" decision. She gets away from Ghostface after the car crash (after her friend gets her throat cut because they took an hour getting out of the car and never pulled his mask up) and instead of calling or even running to th...
[quote]Yeh how did he not go to jail [/quote] Everything was in his name and he was smart enough to stay distanced from most of the crazier stuff. Once he found out a body was lounging in his house, he reported it. What I don't understand is if he was just exploiting her from the beginning, it se...

re: Sicario

Posted by illuminatic on 1/7/24 at 12:23 pm
You're either trolling or an example of why every government agency is corrupt. ...

re: Why is Loomis called a genius??

Posted by illuminatic on 1/5/24 at 12:05 pm
He had a once in a generation QB for most of his tenure. I think he did a good job of retaining pieces around Drew to maximize that window. He can't control what happens on the field, but we were in position to win multiple SBs. If Drew retires with 2 or 3 rings, the sentiment would be a whole lot d...
I feel like the Giants uni suits him. So for that reason alone, NY. I also wouldn't mind seeing him in black and gold either. ...

re: IS THIS YOU?

Posted by illuminatic on 12/22/23 at 2:17 pm
[quote]Are you one of those fans who really think logistically the Saints may make the playoffs?[/quote] I think they'd most likely take a plane. Maybe even a bus. ...
[quote]gets aided by a crow, and a 6 toed cat[/quote] Make that an alley cat and a hood rat and we have a movie deal. ...
We got pictures, updates, historic background of the location, a return to the scene and Google Street views. The whole saga played out in 52 mins. I can't wait for the followup ballad of Buddy. ...
I asked why there was a limit to what I could ask for since Santa could just make anything. My dad told me he got an invoice from Santa after Christmas. So I was burdened with protecting my little brother from knowing that Santa was just a super convoluted middleman for Toys R Us and Walmart. As...
[quote]so I can get it wet/ do normal Christmas cooking activities? [/quote] Do we celebrate the same Christmas? I feel lied to now....
[quote]And my mom told me, ‘Don’t do it. You’ll regret it in college.[/quote] Damn mom, chill....