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Besides many of the games listed, we also played a game we called stretch, which was played similar to twister except we threw a knife into the ground by each other's feet to indicate the spot that your opponent had to move his foot to, while keeping the other foot planted in its original location.

Voluntold

Shenandoah hardware on Jones Creek Rd. Sells them

Great mash up word. Describes everyone in my house when it is past time to eat.

There's always diesel driving academy. Suck it up buttercup. You can do this!

Wings and beer at wing stop.

Funk stick
BBS- big black shillelagh

You banged an under age, post op tranny with the herp didn't you?

Yep

Dude, where have you been? Even them redneck baws have been trimming the bush since the real 2000's. Come on son.....

You should buy her a love fern and name her vagina something cute.

I wear a Qalo, no problems here. I wear it all the time, including when I work out.

Looks like a Randy Quaid/ Heath Ledger love child to me

That wasn't his first line either

I think some of the rural development loans are offering some type of 100% financing options, but I am not certain.

Alaska for sure. One of the most beautiful places on earth.