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re: If it were a matter of survival could you ever resort to cannibalusm?

Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:46 am to
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35598 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:46 am to
It would have to be like those people in the Andes in the early 1970's. The person would have to have already been dead. I sure would not kill someone just to save my sorry arse.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133047 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:46 am to
Hell, I wouldn’t even need survival.


I’ll throw a damn festival for it.
Call it Cannibalooza

We’ll have white meat, dark meat.
The Irish.

Indian babies come already Spicy, and no one will miss a few of them.

Chinese babies are good, but you are just hungry an hour later.

Baby...it’s what’s for donner.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:53 am to
Extreme hunger will override inhibitions. Almost all humans would resort to cannibalism to avoid death.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4974 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:54 am to
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Posted by Tiger inTampa
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2009
2171 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:57 am to
Yep. "Hey Girl! Been eyein' them thighs ALL DAY!"
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69443 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:57 am to
I am a very picky eater so no
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
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Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:58 am to
If I knew I wouldn't get arrested I'd try it just for the hell of it...
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:59 am to
quote:

human backstrap is probably awesome


Not really.
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8204 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:01 pm to
Short answer: Yes.

Long answer...it would help if someone else prepared the meal...I'd probably think it was pork...until I noticed the reduced number of people at the table....

Cannibals interviewed long ago said human meat tastes like pork...and doesn't surprise me any...since we are both omnivores.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:05 pm to
Kuru disease
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17384 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:05 pm to
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I’d think I would, but only an an absolute last resort

I would hope this would already be implied.

The crew of the Essex and the Donner party didn't do it because they just wanted to change things up a bit.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133047 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:07 pm to
Wendigo
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4956 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:27 pm to
I wouldn't even need to be that hungry, I'd eat the hell out of them.
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1666 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

human backstrap is probably awesome


I heard it goes well with a good chianti.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13332 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:24 pm to
that's actually a funny image---you and another guy in life raft stacked with Chianti bottles. What to do....what to do...?

Lifeboat Skit Monty Python
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:32 pm to
Yep. Nothing grossed me out
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27300 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:46 pm to
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Darwinism at work for the idiot that chooses death over life in a life or death situation.


Would you eat your own arm?
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:38 pm to
Hunger will make people crazy as hell. I would imagine you would start with the people who already died and quickly realize that their meat is tainted.. which is why they died.. and start killing more healthy people.

For this to happen to me it would have to be some crazy survival situation or end of the world shite. Too many other options for food in my area.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6362 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Baby...it’s what’s for donner.


I'll Pass.
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