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porkrind
| Favorite team: | Arkansas  |
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re: Have you ever made a mistake in sports that haunts you?
Posted by porkrind on 8/28/19 at 7:18 pm to WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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Umm...sounds like a ground rule double to me?
Yeah the ump at a little league game back in the 90's was gonna tell the squad of elated kids that. He didn't... they won the game.
My grandma got me a pack of donruss cards and I was happy. I got an ozzie smith
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Little league
bases loaded
playing center field
line drive bounces and ball gets stuck in fence
cant get ball out of fence
kick the shite out of it
ball goes through fence now out of reach on other side of fence
GRAND SLAM
bases loaded
playing center field
line drive bounces and ball gets stuck in fence
cant get ball out of fence
kick the shite out of it
ball goes through fence now out of reach on other side of fence
GRAND SLAM
re: If you were required to have an avatar that looked like you...
Posted by porkrind on 8/24/19 at 8:40 pm to tigersownall
re: Doyle Hargraves - underappreicated
Posted by porkrind on 8/24/19 at 10:27 am to Eli Goldfinger
this one begat this one and begat that one and low and behold someone said some shite..... just how retarded are you?
re: Trashiest fight for each fast food chain (NSFW)
Posted by porkrind on 8/9/19 at 7:42 am to Tigerbait357
Asked for a quarter pounder.... received a quarter ton
I had to be eating enough food for a small army. When my thyroid was ablated I gained 35 pounds in a month.
In my teenage years I was sent to multiple phycologists due to my anger issues. Not a damn one of them concluded that I may have an actual medical issue rather than a mental disorder.
In my teenage years I was sent to multiple phycologists due to my anger issues. Not a damn one of them concluded that I may have an actual medical issue rather than a mental disorder.
I just want to say a few things here..
1. I almost died because of a thyroid storm. Everyone just thought I was a crazy a-hole that would go nuts if the wind blew the wrong direction. I was navigating through life for a decade or more with a TSH level of ZERO!!
2. If you need a good endocrinologist this young lady saved my life and wrote a paper about my case. I cannot recommend Dr Agarwal enough.
LINK
1. I almost died because of a thyroid storm. Everyone just thought I was a crazy a-hole that would go nuts if the wind blew the wrong direction. I was navigating through life for a decade or more with a TSH level of ZERO!!
2. If you need a good endocrinologist this young lady saved my life and wrote a paper about my case. I cannot recommend Dr Agarwal enough.
LINK
re: Huge Mountain Bike Crash
Posted by porkrind on 7/1/19 at 3:22 pm to JudgeHolden
reminds me of killing fire ants
If dude is spending $1,500 at a stand then he is a sucker. The mark up at tents is unreal. With that much money you could fill a uhaul with quality cakes and shells at a wholesaler.
For example... Tents usually sell 500g display cakes for $50-$75 apiece. At a wholesaler you can buy a whole fricking case of them for $35-$45. The profit margins are amazing.
For example... Tents usually sell 500g display cakes for $50-$75 apiece. At a wholesaler you can buy a whole fricking case of them for $35-$45. The profit margins are amazing.
Leaning in for first open mouth kiss.
Nervous as hell
Bang her teeth with mine
Nervous as hell
Bang her teeth with mine
re: Giant yellow jacket nests found
Posted by porkrind on 6/21/19 at 4:02 pm to tigeraddict
Yesterday I was doing a sediment check on a runoff when my leg started to burn. Realized I was standing right next to a coffee can size hole with little airborne assholes taking off. Got hit 11 times. Today I am itching like crazy and have the atomic shits.
Working in the remote forest I come across some steroid level bug colonies. I hate all forms of wasps/hornets.
Working in the remote forest I come across some steroid level bug colonies. I hate all forms of wasps/hornets.
re: Random Instagram Hashtags: Crab Island. NSFW
Posted by porkrind on 6/19/19 at 7:25 am to Tyga Woods
re: The Details on Sex Scandal of California Deputy w/ 16 year old boy are Released (Popcorn)
Posted by porkrind on 6/18/19 at 6:27 pm to genuineLSUtiger
re: A diagram for sammich making.
Posted by porkrind on 6/15/19 at 4:25 pm to fallguy_1978
My wife always puts the mayo on top of the cheese so the fricking bread slides around. I think she does it to piss me off.
re: Head of giant Ice Age wolf - 40,000 yrs old- Revealed- PICS
Posted by porkrind on 6/12/19 at 7:30 am to Boudreaux35
One of these probably ate the rest. Too bad that pesky global warming killed them all off
re: Are These Snake Eggs
Posted by porkrind on 6/11/19 at 7:27 am to Tigerpaw123
I found a bunch of snake eggs a few years ago and hatched them. Turned out to be rat snakes. Those little bastards come out of the eggs ready to frick up the world. They were striking each other as soon as they entered the world.
re: Who is the target demographic of $1,000 phones?
Posted by porkrind on 6/11/19 at 7:16 am to SlowFlowPro
I carry a old school flip phone. I work outside and need something durable that wont shatter like a piece of glass.
re: Would you agree Tom Hanks is one of the best actors of all time?
Posted by porkrind on 5/19/19 at 12:36 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
The only incest porn I enjoy is identical twin sisters lezing out. Its rare... but it exists. Its so damn wrong its right
re: Anyone use 100w bulbs on the low beams?
Posted by porkrind on 5/15/19 at 9:11 am to Lima Whiskey
I did this with my fog lights years ago......melted the housing
Nobody was interested in the opening acts. I was getting beer to stash under my seat before the show started and heard "The Sword". I was like WTF is that!!!
Apparently, Lars listened to their song Freya on guitar hero and immediately asked them to open for them.
re: Metallica Game of Thrones mash-up - New content added if anyone is interested
Posted by porkrind on 5/14/19 at 10:48 pm to fr33manator
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you should do Hardhome and O Fortuna
I have been thinking about something like this for ages. Check this out... These guys opened for Metallica. The song was made before GOT on T.V.... fits it so damn perfectly.
The Sword - To Take The Black
Cast out from the lands of their births
Banished from hearth and home
All brothers must swear the oath
Forsaking all they've ever known
Those who choose to take the black
Bid farewell to comforts great and small
Those who do, don't come back
Prepare yourself for life on the wall
Night gathers and the watch begins
The wind carries an unnatural chill
There are things beyond the northern borders
Mere steel can't kill
Men who choose to take the black
Rogues and rangers, one and all
Those who do, won't come back
Prepare yourself for life on the wall
quote:
There is a video on YouTube of a guy that killed a deer with a 50 cal without hitting the deer with the slug. The vapor pressure from the passing slug sucked the deer's brains out. I'll see if I can find the video and post it.
No. Just no.
The turbulence from a 50 bullet wont even knock over stacked solo cups. LINK
re: Spiders and the pussification of America
Posted by porkrind on 4/20/19 at 1:25 pm to Diver Diva
People in general are pussies about outdoor stuff. Yesterday this was right by a public porta-potty and 15 people that needed to piss wouldnt go near it.
I cut the branch and moved them to another tree.
I cut the branch and moved them to another tree.
re: Sex Toys on a plane
Posted by porkrind on 4/18/19 at 7:04 am to Tigerpaw123
Sex Toys on a plane
Posted by slapnuts
Checks out
Posted by slapnuts
Checks out
re: Neighbors Dog Won't Stop Barking
Posted by porkrind on 4/14/19 at 12:17 pm to lsuwontonwrap
If it continues to be a problem get a cheap cap gun. Most dogs hate it. I taught mine not to bark for no reason in 5 minutes. As soon as he barks.... pop a cap.
Who in the hell doesn't know the difference between a watch and a warning?
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