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If I had a dollar for every gender
Posted on 8/2/18 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 8/2/18 at 3:35 pm
I’d have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits
Posted on 8/2/18 at 3:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
great joke Uncle Larry
Posted on 8/2/18 at 3:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
David, you're a pretty decent poster when you contribute your own thoughts. Why do you shamelessly steal from other parts of the internet? At the very least, give credit where credit is due.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 3:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
I'll take a dollar for every downvote you get. Should be OT rich later tonight.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 3:37 pm to DavidTheGnome
I don't care what people identify themselves as. I just don't want to be chastised or talked down to if I make an honest mistake and mislabel them. Especially if it's someone I don't even know.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 3:41 pm to jlovel7
It's usually pretty simple to tell if someone is male or female . You only have two options.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 3:42 pm to DavidTheGnome
Jesus. Front page of reddit this morning. 
Posted on 8/2/18 at 3:42 pm to DavidTheGnome
stealing shite from Reddit? I'll stay for the lesbian porn.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 3:58 pm to DavidTheGnome
We lost LucasP for this shite.
This post was edited on 8/2/18 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 8/2/18 at 4:03 pm to DavidTheGnome
This was funnier when I saw it on Reddit this morning.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 4:12 pm to Brazos
Had one crazy lady get so mad I called her, sir, back in the day.
Was tearing tickets, moving 3 lines along and giving directions, so my eyes were just going from ticket to ticket as I tore and spoke. Leathery hand flat chest in a Mardi gras stripped shirt hands me tickets "7 is down the hall on your right, it'll be on the left, sir"
*Record scritch* and she goes into Mrs Broflovski mode.
Later on I figured she must've had a mastectomy and still been sore about it.
But who knows. People bitch bout the craziest stuff at the theater.
Was tearing tickets, moving 3 lines along and giving directions, so my eyes were just going from ticket to ticket as I tore and spoke. Leathery hand flat chest in a Mardi gras stripped shirt hands me tickets "7 is down the hall on your right, it'll be on the left, sir"
*Record scritch* and she goes into Mrs Broflovski mode.
Later on I figured she must've had a mastectomy and still been sore about it.
But who knows. People bitch bout the craziest stuff at the theater.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 4:18 pm to DavidTheGnome
Downvoted for copying jokes.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 4:21 pm to DavidTheGnome
If I had a dollar for every frick I gave I'd be busted flat in baton rouge.
This post was edited on 8/2/18 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 8/2/18 at 6:08 pm to DavidTheGnome
If I had a tooth for every gender, i’d be a Bama fan.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 6:15 pm to HempHead
He's the Amy Schumer of TD.
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