Melvin Spellvin

who dat gorilla welder baw?...

no thank you, no need to see a video of any fricking tornado, was directly across I-35 from the hospital that got destroyed by the last one that tore thru Moore, OK, saw vehicles in the sky, unbelievable, felt arse end of my truck being lifted, got out of its path just in time to see it cross I-35 h...

goats, get em to da auction bern, turn em loose, fatten dem up, dey shite fertilizer, sell em back at da auction bern, profit baw......

I’ve picked up big heavy horns between Xmas and New Years, most Feb-March, older and rut stressed bucks drop first, dinks and small/young antlered trash drop last......

here, man down......

baseball has always policed itself, consider yourself warned before this gets out of hand and becomes a further embarrassment to MLB, who started this PR mess, game on......

MLB’s memo was an ill conceived attempt at absolution, all teams and players have attempted to steal signs since little league, it’s the game within the game, use of technology or no technology in today’s technological world is splitting hairs, use it or not to one’s own demise, let us all not be so...

you’ll know the difference when you actual see the difference, one is confidence and the other is certifiable, fine line indeed but there is a difference......

near Dalhart, certain it was a snowy owl, damn thing was huge, big round head, all white feathers with small black spots till it hit the glass, just exploded, as best I can recall at 75mph......

you ever saw? white snowy owl just smashed into my windshield before dawn north of Amarillo, SOB came out of the dark and attacked my truck with talons extended, no idea what it thought it was catching, scared the shite outta me, no need for coffee for the next 100 miles, I’m woke......

our environment and wildlife as we know it is in trouble if something massive and on a nationwide scale isn’t done to quickly eliminate wild hogs......

honeybee = animal or fish? hyacinth = animal or fish? JK, dats two good ones right dere......

take off on the blue catfish thread, name one non-native animal or fish that was introduced into the US and was beneficial and one non-native animal or fish that had a negative impact on the environment, go......

TV makeup baw......

once dat cat is out da bag, hard to get it back in dere baw......

setting such a great example, and she will be shocked and devastated when her daughter becomes a whore just like her......

so sorry for what she and your family are about to experience, the following advice is based on our current battle with my wife’s bi-lateral breast cancer, chemo and surgery, a) trust the oncology team and follow their guidance b) live in the moment, live for today, cherish every second of the pre...

a brotha? shocked is the only word to describe dat......

dat chatterbait with a plastic trailer is da most versatile lure dare is baw......

been traumatized my whole life over the experience, where’s the class action lawsuit?people crying over spilled milk, simply tell pediatrician no thank you before child is born, issue averted......